read it, and laugh you sick bastards. yes, i'm a cunt too. Now, I' m sure many of you have encountered little in supermarkets. Little kids running about and kno
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read it, and laugh you sick bastards

yes, i'm a cunt too

Now, I' m sure many of you have encountered little ***** in supermarkets. Little kids running about and
knocking things over, being rude, walking all otter their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are
the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here' s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery shopping. He broke the *******
skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the
little ***** teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started
screaming " **** ! **** !" Now, my good friend, Tom we' ll call him, was there too, and he instantly
picked up on it. He started shouting " **** ! MAYBE HE DIDN' T GET IT! **** !" By now, the kid is
scared ******** and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting
pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here' s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Miss, get your son tested as soon as possible,
he just bit me and I' m, I' m ******* HIV POSITIVE."
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just ****** up big time
because his mum isn' t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy
my **** from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail
on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sowing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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User avatar #11 - ishallsmiteyou (03/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
some kid, maybe 4 or 5, decided to sink his teeth into my foot when I was relaxing outside of my trailer up at Ipperwash Beach. So reflexes kick in and I ended up socking the little ****** right in the face with a force equal to the Tsar Bomba. Even better, the kid's mom was just laughing her ass off and telling the kid to man up and walk it off. His nose was sideways.
#16 - cooperjones ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
kid's fw
kid's fw
#1 - thewulfman ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#5 - zzitro (03/19/2014) [-]
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#28 - xtremedeath (03/20/2014) [-]
Cashier's FW she goes on break after leaving
#19 - Omnomnomynous ONLINE (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Mom's fw
Mom's fw
#65 - nightmarecorpse (03/20/2014) [-]
that's the most satisfying thing I've read in weeks
that's the most satisfying thing I've read in weeks
#38 - mrchrishansen (03/20/2014) [-]
PLOT TWIST: The kid actually bit another person that day who actually was HIV Positive.
User avatar #4 - maybehuman (03/19/2014) [-]
you glorius bastard, that was epic i would of bitch slaped the kid
#7 - Womens Study Major (03/20/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Biters?!?....BITERS?!?! Where on earth kids bite strangers on regular basis? If some spoiled brat actually BIT me, it's the knee and ass whooping right there, on the spot, doesn't matter it's not my kid! How incerdibly stupid a kid must be? IQ of a hamster? GODDAMNIT! BITERS? How spoiled a brat must be to bite strangers? If he does that means he did it enough times to know that there are no consequences. That means people DO NOT react to **** like that. This world is going to be filled with just assholes very soon if being like that isn't punished. PHYSICALLY! IMHO if a kid is particularly stupid and harms someone physically, only the physical punisment he will understand. I'm not a fan of beating kids but sometimes ass whooping is the only thing that a particularly stupid and downright EVIL child understands. OP's "lesson" does not teach anything more that sometimes you have bad luck, not that ITS NOT OK to bite people and harming others will result in the same treatment.
User avatar #12 to #8 - rknight ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Exactly. Guy in the post had the right idea. He didn't physically lash out so there's no charges. Instead, the mom has to have her son tested, which at the very least will cost her dignity having to explain to the doc her son bit a stranger who was HIV positive. I'm assuming the guy is NOT HIV positive so the test will come back clean but the mother will be so stunned from the ordeal chances are she'll pay a hell of a lot more attention to her little ankle biter.
#90 - thelastelephant ONLINE (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When I was  seventeen, I was babysitting my cousin (he was seven). He asked me to fix him a sandwich and without any warning he bit my arm. Reflexes kicked in and I backhanded him.   
   
I still ain't sorry.
When I was seventeen, I was babysitting my cousin (he was seven). He asked me to fix him a sandwich and without any warning he bit my arm. Reflexes kicked in and I backhanded him.

I still ain't sorry.
#117 - zamka (03/20/2014) [-]
Talk about a satisfying ending.
Talk about a satisfying ending.
#81 - megayoming (03/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
There must truly be a god for this 						****					 brings me to another level of satisfaction   
May the blood god watch over us   
   
Its official im now a Heretic thanks to you op
There must truly be a god for this **** brings me to another level of satisfaction
May the blood god watch over us

Its official im now a Heretic thanks to you op
#77 - huffe ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
#66 - pappathethird (03/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Biting is not just something kid do because they're brats. It has something to do with getting enough stimulation in the oral phase (phrasing) of your childhood. It's actually really tough to parent a kid who bites even though he/she is too old for it to be socially acceptable. The mother might have been a cunt, but nothing in the story points to that.
Biting is not just something kid do because they're brats. It has something to do with getting enough stimulation in the oral phase (phrasing) of your childhood. It's actually really tough to parent a kid who bites even though he/she is too old for it to be socially acceptable. The mother might have been a cunt, but nothing in the story points to that.
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