read it, and laugh you sick bastards. yes, i'm a cunt too. Now, I' m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about a read it and laugh you sick bastards yes i'm a cunt too Now I' m sure many of have encountered little shits in supermarkets Little kids running about
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read it, and laugh you sick bastards. yes, i'm a cunt too. Now, I' m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about a

yes, i'm a cunt too

Now, I' m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and
knocking things over, being rude, walking all otter their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are
the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
Okay, here' s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery shopping. He broke the fucking
skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the
little shits teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started
screaming "SHIT! SHIT!" Now, my good friend, Tom we' ll call him, was there too, and he instantly
picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN' T GET IT! FUCK!" By now, the kid is
scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting
pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
Here' s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Miss, get your son tested as soon as possible,
he just bit me and I' m, I' m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE."
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time
because his mum isn' t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy
my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail
on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sowing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #11 - ishallsmiteyou
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(03/20/2014) [-]
some kid, maybe 4 or 5, decided to sink his teeth into my foot when I was relaxing outside of my trailer up at Ipperwash Beach. So reflexes kick in and I ended up socking the little ****** right in the face with a force equal to the Tsar Bomba. Even better, the kid's mom was just laughing her ass off and telling the kid to man up and walk it off. His nose was sideways.
#105 to #11 - songemot
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(03/20/2014) [-]
?
#93 to #11 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account**
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(03/20/2014) [-]
Alright. Now that I'm done laughing at that...   
   
His nose was sideways? The mother could've at least went to his aid. That is not how parents should react. Especially since he's ******* 5. Now that I think about it, that's pretty cruel, man.
Alright. Now that I'm done laughing at that...

His nose was sideways? The mother could've at least went to his aid. That is not how parents should react. Especially since he's ******* 5. Now that I think about it, that's pretty cruel, man.
User avatar #17 to #11 - captainrattrap
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(03/20/2014) [-]
That's how the parents should react. I mean, the kid shouldn't be encouraged to bite people, but if he does, he should be kicked in the face so that it never happens again.
User avatar #31 to #17 - snakephallus
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(03/20/2014) [-]
That's how my father raised me, and I am amazing.
#34 to #31 - gangbangtime
Reply +35 123456789123345869
(03/20/2014) [-]
yfw
yfw
#76 to #17 - adamks
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(03/20/2014) [-]
Don't become a parent. The parent should definetly sted in a learn the kid that you can't just ******* bite someone. As has been shown many times, you can't raise a kid with violence.
User avatar #128 to #76 - holololland
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(03/20/2014) [-]
You mustn't confuse violence with consequences. The child must know that what he did was wrong. Don't get me wrong, it's not OK to hurt you child, but making him see his wrongs is important.
#3 - vikingesnumerouno
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(03/19/2014) [-]
#16 - cooperjones
Reply +71 123456789123345869
(03/20/2014) [-]
kid's fw
kid's fw
#1 - thewulfman
Reply +54 123456789123345869
(03/19/2014) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#5 - zzitro
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(03/19/2014) [-]
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#28 - xtremedeath
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(03/20/2014) [-]
Cashier's FW she goes on break after leaving
#2 - frostdrachen
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(03/19/2014) [-]
#19 - Omnomnomynous
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(03/20/2014) [-]
Mom's fw
Mom's fw
User avatar #57 to #19 - rakuraimasuta
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(03/20/2014) [-]
Or maybe she is thinking
"I'm free I'm finally free!"
#65 - nightmarecorpse
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(03/20/2014) [-]
that's the most satisfying thing I've read in weeks
that's the most satisfying thing I've read in weeks
User avatar #4 - maybehuman
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(03/19/2014) [-]
you glorius bastard, that was epic i would of bitch slaped the kid