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THIS GENERATION WAS
THE FIRST TO BE
RAISED ONLINE
Google ME TO BE CURIOUS
TAUGHT ME To as INSPIRED
You TING! -IT ME To as MYSELF
Wine TAUGHT ME TO LAUGH
TAI. IGHT ME TO ASPIRE
Blogger TAUGHT ME TO Renew our
facebook. TAUGHT ME TO MAKE FRIENDS
TAUGHT ME TO SHARE
Etsy WRIGHT ME TO we PROUD
twitter TAUGHT ME TO LISTEN
AND I WOULDN' T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY
No, you were not the first generation to be raised online,
you delusional little ***** .
Taught us to laugh at anything.
You listened to Google
who taught you datelining is OK.
facebook. taught to gracelessly put your
info online.
you to check your privilege.
You Tube taught you copyright is more
important than anything.
Wine taught you that looping videos of rain on
a window is deep and artistic.
told you to 'honk if you' re furry' and
your dumb ass did.
Blogger told you it cares about what you ate for
breakfast and you thought it was true
you stupid little **** .
taught you that leaving the gettig on
your smartphone camera was the best
idea ever and you agree.
twitter taught you that being insensitive is a
thought crime.
Etsy told you do something productive but
you' re too lazy and stupid because:
scipii taught you to be imitative and not innovative.
taught you to be edgy g and pretend you go to
You have no appreciation of what the Internet is capable of and are
a cog in a machine hellbent on destroying it.
And for that, you have earned our unforgiving hate.
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User avatar #6 - thepandaking (07/13/2014) [+] (44 replies)
pretending your special for going on 3chan and other websites is just like pretending your special for going on fj or tumblr or facebook or any newer websites.
#7 to #6 - turdvang (07/13/2014) [-]
but we are special for going to FJ.
#18 - haseotakaeda (07/13/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Posts like this (The original anyways - about the internet teaching you things) are just ******* cancerous and retarded. It's like how people try to say that video games taught them to live. I love the vidya too. They're great. But they are no substitute for an actual life, you bunch of faggots.
#33 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (17 replies)
You know listening to dumb ***** everywhere you realize that everyone is ******* brainwashed one or another. So many people have such retarded political and general opinions about all sorts of stuff. But there is something to be said about the developing age. We've got all this ******** media, and social networking and ****** phone app games, society is catering to everyone and making them filthy casuals.

But society has always been this way. People have always been dumb, and if you identify you'reself by the sites you frequent you are probably retarded. Unless you write the **** on wikipedia. Then you are a huge nerd.

**** obama.
#87 - herecomesjohnny (07/13/2014) [+] (15 replies)
4chan isn't not the first generation either   
   
and what does newgrounds have to do with hardening except flash porn
4chan isn't not the first generation either

and what does newgrounds have to do with hardening except flash porn
User avatar #24 - gunslayer (07/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This post is goddamn cringe worth.

I'm sorry but you people are just taking what other little twats do way too seriously, every generation has it's stupid fads which are going to die away in less than 6-10 years. So just stop worrying about what other little ***** do on the internet.
User avatar #28 - wajaa ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
newgrounds taught me how to play hentai dress up games

that was all the rage for every 12 year old
#32 - sinclairr (07/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Here comith the pain and red toes for me

I tend to find this with a lot of websites, 4chan or other. They become these weird elitists, as if they are the gods of the internet. They all have these 'Holy than Thou' attitudes and usually defend their site with their lives, fighting off others like they're hell on earth. 4chan is just another cesspool of useless neckbeards, it just happens to be a different cesspool apart from tumblr, FJ sorry my big tittied mommy , or any other website. Not sure why this post is pissing me off, but people tend to ignore such simple things. 4chan, Anonymous, Redditors and anyone else can't teach you the ways of the internet, because no one has yet to learn how to sail these destructive seas we call the internet.

We are all cogs in the machine, no one is a hero on the web, if you think otherwise you are foolish

#25 - caffeinecommissar (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I like that, I'm going to save that.
#36 - kilik (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The fact that people enjoy other websites doesn't bother me
The fact that people enjoy other websites doesn't bother me
#43 - helenwheels (07/13/2014) [-]
All I see in this post is cancer.
#233 - dankeshein (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
funnyjunk taught me to be a faggot
#83 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
#150 - szatan (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #157 - leonhardt (07/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Remember, guys, everyone who doesn't use the same sites you do is just a sheep/cog in the machine/unenlightened
#311 - atma ONLINE (07/13/2014) [+] (7 replies)
And OP listened to Funnyjunk, which taught him how to be a faggot.
And OP listened to Funnyjunk, which taught him how to be a faggot.
User avatar #48 - robinwilliamson (07/13/2014) [+] (5 replies)
******* pathetic cancer throughout the entire load of **** up here. Let's go in order, because people can actually get something out of this if you don't take everything at face value.
There needs to be some clarification so deception is minimized.

Panel 1: Google, yes, absolutely, and Bing, regardless of bandwagon criticism. Tumblr can **** off. YouTube is revolutionary, but "taught me to be myself" is a pussy line to put on the platform that changed music, news, and entertainment beyond what so many imagined. Vine had a pussy line too, it can **** off. deviantArt is probably accurate to a decent enough degree. Blogger, that's for people who either wanted to make lazy money being a narcissist or just have little understanding of the power of internet and accessibility. Facebook, everyone here knows that one was ******** , but it will build a network for you, and you need one in the internet age unless you have one serious contingency plan. Instagram and Etsy can **** off. Twitter is overrated but useful, that is all.

Panel 2 ( ******* OP is full of wind): **** you're 4chan "taught us", no, there's some arcane knowledge in there like cooking, business, and finess, (and porn, yes, golden gif section) but it's so full of desensitized, isolationist, elitist ******** otherwise. What the **** is ytmnd? And Something Awful taught you to defend what's you'res? Why don't you go to ThinkProgress and stick a cork in it. Newgrounds taught you to harden up, obviously, because this whole rant is full of an excuse to be a little bitch.

Panel 3, no, full of half-truths and lines only an internet elitist loser could spout. Go make some friends outside.

I hope this community takes this **** post as seriously or at face value at the most minimal level possible, regardless of the toes up it has or gets.
The internet is powerful, but don't polarize you, just use it and make it's power you're bitch as much as you can, you grew into it, treat it right.
User avatar #186 - BlahDude (07/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"earned our unforgiving hate"?

That's taking the internet a bit too seriously, don't you think?
User avatar #230 - whycanticaps (07/13/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk taught me to watch my spelling and grammar, or the Nazis will come to get me.
#260 - etfhan (07/13/2014) [-]
The worst thing is that all this online digestive end product makes kids not be kids anymore. I saw a group of girls who were no more than 11 at the mall, trying hats on and snapping pics while making duckfaces. These girls had more makeup on than a tranny at a nightclub.

But for real, because of the internet, little kids try to act like teens or older, when they should be enjoying their childhood.
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