THIS GENERATION WAS
THE FIRST TO BE
Google ME TO BE CURIOUS
TAUGHT ME To as INSPIRED
You TING! -IT ME To as MYSELF
Wine TAUGHT ME TO LAUGH
TAI. IGHT ME TO ASPIRE
Blogger TAUGHT ME TO Renew our
facebook. TAUGHT ME TO MAKE FRIENDS
TAUGHT ME TO SHARE
Etsy WRIGHT ME TO we PROUD
twitter TAUGHT ME TO LISTEN
AND I WOULDN' T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY
No, you were not the first generation to be raised online,
you delusional little shits.
Taught us to laugh at anything.
You listened to Google
who taught you datelining is OK.
facebook. taught to gracelessly put your
you to check your privilege.
You Tube taught you copyright is more
important than anything.
Wine taught you that looping videos of rain on
a window is deep and artistic.
told you to 'honk if you' re furry' and
your dumb ass did.
Blogger told you it cares about what you ate for
breakfast and you thought it was true
you stupid little fuck.
taught you that leaving the gettig on
your smartphone camera was the best
idea ever and you agree.
twitter taught you that being insensitive is a
Etsy told you do something productive but
you' re too lazy and stupid because:
scipii taught you to be imitative and not innovative.
taught you to be edgy g and pretend you go to
You have no appreciation of what the Internet is capable of and are
a cog in a machine hellbent on destroying it.
And for that, you have earned our unforgiving hate.