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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - mrhandss
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User avatar #21 to #2 - appleisland
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Do you have a sauce for that?
#30 to #21 - sushirustle
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crash(2004)
User avatar #31 to #30 - appleisland
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thanks
User avatar #16 to #2 - makomirocket
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got shown it in class for philosophy for some reason, that scene made me burst out laughing in a classroom full of silence
User avatar #5 to #2 - aeros
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Crash was pretty good
#3 - I Am Monkey
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#15 to #3 - nilhag
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User avatar #18 to #15 - ssjcarbon
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Bad Neighborhood
"Now you ****** up!"
#1 - kroko
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#4 to #1 - zerpderp
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#6 to #4 - areialview
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#17 to #6 - dorfdorfdorf
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beautiful
beautiful
User avatar #24 to #17 - unfitninjuh
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Becoming A Rap Shark Obligatory
User avatar #9 - crowd
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story time faggots.
2 days i go i got invited at a ....friends house.
so i walked there since i don't have my license yet, at around 0:15 at night i walked home again.
got to a park and what do i see, 2 huge..black people infront of me, walking towards me.
so i do what every white boy would do, i crossed the road.
i take a peek at them, THEY ARE ALSO CROSSING THE ROAD NOW.
"alright, great, i'll just walk trough the park"

great idea,.
the 2 black people split up, 1 is now on my left, and the other one is behind me.
needless to say, i am still ******** myself
#28 to #9 - Jeff C
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That story was bad and you should feel bad. "Did what any white person would do" shut the **** up you pussy, dont speak for me just because you're scared of black people
#10 to #9 - anon id: 210a7027
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0/10 **** ending
User avatar #11 to #10 - crowd
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yeah i realised that when i posted it.
i forgot to tell you how big they dicks was.
my asshole is still gaping, that's why i can't stop ******** myself.
#12 to #11 - anon id: 82b246ee
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Wasn't funny at first, still unfunny now. Grow some balls next time instead of a larger asshole.
User avatar #13 to #12 - crowd
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YOUR MOM KNOWS I HAVE BALLS
User avatar #25 to #13 - itrooztrooperdown
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I would suggest you try again next time.
User avatar #26 to #25 - crowd
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oh yeah?
i ****** your mom
#34 to #26 - anon id: 4ec9a255
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Hah! The whole FJ hates you.
Even Joshlol has some people who like him. Not you.
User avatar #38 to #34 - crowd
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I couldn't care less even if i tryed to
#33 to #26 - anon id: 60b58328
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red thumbs mean stop
#29 to #9 - Jeff C
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Also do.. you know how ellip..ses work...? Apparently not, because they were on par with how I just used them
#19 to #9 - copperonic
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This is FJ, i'll fix it for you
>be me
>walking to "friends" house
>just got done with a skyrim marathon
>energy drinks giving me mad diarrhea
>have to walk, no drivers license
>half way there i feel like i have to drop some rusty water
>almost holding my butt cheeks together, trying to contain my ****
>two black nig nogs down the street
>me being an active member of /pol/ i cross the street
>they follow me
>my ass is being pushed to the limits
>one yells "eh maine come ova ear"
>i try to run, by the fear of painting my pants with fiery **** magma, i had to slow down
>they start to run up to me
>ohgodhereisgo.exe
>suddenly the **** from my depths of my bowels explodes at 2000 psi
> ass checks clap together so hard and fast it brakes the sound barrier
>black guys are litterally **** on
>the paint of the buildings and street signs are being torn off at max speed
>i start to move forward, rocket propelled by my ****
>i reach speed of over 700 mph, smashing through buildings, wood and glass in my face
>bounce off a feminist fat chick while she screams rape
>reach light speed
>am treated to a psychedelic lightshow as i become one with the stars >and thats how i almost got robbed by two black guys
User avatar #20 to #19 - crowd
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that was.... pretty decent actually
User avatar #23 to #19 - mrgordons
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You are officially the turd polisher... we need to get you to fix all Michael Bays scripts, we were too late with transformers and the world is still suffering
User avatar #41 to #23 - copperonic
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It is an honor
User avatar #22 to #19 - bulanu
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I ******* lost it 10/10 I WANT MORE !
#14 - margrave
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****** got guns
****** got guns
#35 - champaigne
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If even black people know they suck why do we get in trouble for pointing it out..?
If even black people know they suck why do we get in trouble for pointing it out..?
#7 - anon id: e8573961
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Too bad this bitch just took this from a green text, I hate everyone.
Im not fun at parties.
I hate you.
User avatar #8 to #7 - wraithguard
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k
User avatar #27 - wardylocks
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i dont cross the street because of black guys, its usually old white men who are usually drunk/weird/mentally something wrong with them
#39 - anon id: c6aa3f6c
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That happened
#36 - anon id: e02d5f77
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******* rape everything that moves and spread AIDS coz they **** and eat monkeys in the jungle. If you face *******, throw a basketball or KFC at them to escape. Nuff said.
User avatar #37 to #36 - imagnetsux
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throw a watermelon. works better, and there are all sorts of other reasons to carry a watermelon to throw.
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