racists. . lit- homer

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#2 - mrhandss ONLINE (08/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#3 - I Am Monkey (08/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - kroko (08/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #9 - crowd (08/12/2014) [+] (16 replies)
story time faggots.
2 days i go i got invited at a ....friends house.
so i walked there since i don't have my license yet, at around 0:15 at night i walked home again.
got to a park and what do i see, 2 huge..black people infront of me, walking towards me.
so i do what every white boy would do, i crossed the road.
i take a peek at them, THEY ARE ALSO CROSSING THE ROAD NOW.
"alright, great, i'll just walk trough the park"

great idea,.
the 2 black people split up, 1 is now on my left, and the other one is behind me.
needless to say, i am still ******** myself
#19 to #9 - copperonic (08/12/2014) [-]
This is FJ, i'll fix it for you
>be me
>walking to "friends" house
>just got done with a skyrim marathon
>energy drinks giving me mad diarrhea
>have to walk, no drivers license
>half way there i feel like i have to drop some rusty water
>almost holding my butt cheeks together, trying to contain my ****
>two black nig nogs down the street
>me being an active member of /pol/ i cross the street
>they follow me
>my ass is being pushed to the limits
>one yells "eh maine come ova ear"
>i try to run, by the fear of painting my pants with fiery **** magma, i had to slow down
>they start to run up to me
>ohgodhereisgo.exe
>suddenly the **** from my depths of my bowels explodes at 2000 psi
> ass checks clap together so hard and fast it brakes the sound barrier
>black guys are litterally **** on
>the paint of the buildings and street signs are being torn off at max speed
>i start to move forward, rocket propelled by my ****
>i reach speed of over 700 mph, smashing through buildings, wood and glass in my face
>bounce off a feminist fat chick while she screams rape
>reach light speed
>am treated to a psychedelic lightshow as i become one with the stars >and thats how i almost got robbed by two black guys
#14 - margrave (08/12/2014) [-]
******					 got guns
****** got guns
#35 - champaigne (08/12/2014) [-]
If even black people know they suck why do we get in trouble for pointing it out..?
If even black people know they suck why do we get in trouble for pointing it out..?
#7 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Too bad this bitch just took this from a green text, I hate everyone.
Im not fun at parties.
I hate you.
#8 to #7 - wraithguard (08/12/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #27 - wardylocks (08/12/2014) [-]
i dont cross the street because of black guys, its usually old white men who are usually drunk/weird/mentally something wrong with them
User avatar #40 - wetnoodle ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
i just watched this whole movie after i saw this content and holy **** it was amazing
#39 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
That happened
#36 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
******* rape everything that moves and spread AIDS coz they **** and eat monkeys in the jungle. If you face ******* , throw a basketball or KFC at them to escape. Nuff said.
User avatar #32 - zeljkors (08/12/2014) [-]
Of all things that didn't happen,this didn't happen the most,also this is like 15.th time this has been reposted in the last 3 or 4 months.
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