/r9k/ in a nutshell. . Anonymous t) 8/ / ( Wed) : 32 No. 12993806 til How come you' re so quiet, anon? Anonymous t) 8/ ( Wed) No, 12993837 youtoo. i honestly would be so nervous in that situation
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Anonymous t) 8/ / ( Wed) : 32 No. 12993806
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How come you' re so quiet, anon?
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Submitted: 08/14/2014
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User avatar #5 - katarinaismywaifu ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Im such a player I'd **** them one by one.
He should have said something like
#9 to #5 - hypex (08/15/2014) [-]
>"Katarinaismywaifu"
>"im such a player i'd **** them each one by one"
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [+] (10 replies)
i honestly would be so ******* nervous in that situation
#38 - gunslayer (08/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"I'm d-daangerously cheesy"
#1 - sylaz (08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe cause i got a huge boner...
#36 - matralith (08/15/2014) [-]
mfw
User avatar #31 - meganinja ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'm quiet because the subjects you are interested in talking about are both shallow and quite dull. I prefer to keep myself preoccupied with mental exercises than to listen to you lot blather on about some boy.

Yes ladies, I am single ;)
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
if they care enough to ask you that question in the first place, you're in one of two scenarios;
1 - they know you're a beta faggot and are trying to make you even more uncomfortable just for ***** and giggles
2 - they're actually interested in you and want to engage you

Let's just assume it's the first one for all of you. The only response in this scenario where you come out net-positive is one that completely shatters their expectations. They're expecting you to clam up and stumble over your words like like a little bitch, saying something like "uhhh...I..I don't know". So instead you say something like "I'm just deciding which one of you I'm going to **** tonight" and they'll be all like "woah, this guy is a straight up playa G pussy plopper"

They can tell if you're faking it though so you really gotta put some confidence in it.
#30 to #25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/15/2014) [-]
>"I'm just deciding which one of you I'm going to **** tonight."
>"Umm, that's pretty disgusting. Did you think that was funny or something?"
#52 - kushcopter (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm fat so I would just start doing the truffule shuffle
I'm fat so I would just start doing the truffule shuffle
User avatar #72 - neokun (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
SO how would you guys get out of this one?
#73 to #72 - zzRedzz ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Leave without saying anything
#55 - thebroble (08/15/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
#58 - monarkh (08/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How does one even get in this kind of situation? either one of them is your sister an you're really beta for staying there, perfectly knowing that this is a girly night and clearly not your place, or none of them is a relative and staying is pretty gay considering the fact that there's no way this night will end well for you. Just getting comfortable in this kind of situation is already a massive achievement
#67 to #59 - monarkh (08/15/2014) [-]
ah yes, I did not consider the "having a girlfriend" case, silly me, that's the kind of things that don't event cross my mind, my bad
ah yes, I did not consider the "having a girlfriend" case, silly me, that's the kind of things that don't event cross my mind, my bad
#71 - samoaspider (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I've never seen so many angels around my coffe table before"
User avatar #19 - grasman ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I don't get it
User avatar #23 to #19 - niteghost (08/15/2014) [-]
It's supposed to be a really beta response. Like he is socially awkward in front of girls to the point of not making any sense when trying to talk to them.
User avatar #16 - notisac (08/15/2014) [-]
think to myself that they all are traps and talk about their hobbys work and such far one to the right GOD!
User avatar #7 - hazmathank ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
"cause i just got home from ******* working a staples and i want ot talk about gun laws on /k/ "
#86 - thetallbeverage (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
User avatar #85 - longboarders (08/15/2014) [+] (10 replies)
So, am I the only one without social anxiety on this site? Look, it's easy. Go in there and know for a fact that none of them are going to be interested in you. Not that it is true, but it helps and it actually makes you appear more confiden. If something happens, then great
User avatar #81 - loonquawl ONLINE (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Next time I have that many teenage girls on my couch, they'll probably be my daughter's friends.
#47 - rubby (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I dont get the "you too" part
User avatar #49 to #47 - chickenbones (08/15/2014) [-]
It's about being awkward, like when an attractive person says "Whats up?" but you were expecting "How are you?" so you say "pretty good". "You too" was from a story about an awkward guy and a sleep over or whatever.
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