/r9k/ in a nutshell. . Anonymous t) 8/ / ( Wed) : 32 No. 12993806 til How come you' re so quiet, anon? Anonymous t) 8/ ( Wed) No, 12993837 youtoo. "I'm d-daangerously cheesy" /r9k/ in a nutshell Anonymous t) 8/ / ( Wed) : 32 No 12993806 til How come you' re so quiet anon? 12993837 youtoo "I'm d-daangerously cheesy"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #5 - katarinaismywaifu
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(08/15/2014) [-]
Im such a player I'd **** them one by one.
He should have said something like
User avatar #8 to #5 - woozuh
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like what
User avatar #13 to #8 - professordolan
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like
#20 to #5 - anon id: 7fdbf817
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Oh, I get it
User avatar #61 to #5 - sociocat
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finish your sentence "like" what?
#74 to #5 - anon id: 83dbff9f
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you and me both brother
you and me both brother
#84 to #5 - kinggucciswagman
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Comment Picture
#24 to #5 - anangryrussian
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lol related
#18 to #5 - jeej
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I'm pretty gangster myself.
I'm pretty gangster myself.
#9 to #5 - hypex
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>"Katarinaismywaifu"
>"im such a player i'd **** them each one by one"
#48 to #9 - Mozzak
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#65 to #9 - fuckthemhipsters
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(08/15/2014) [-]
******* rekt
******* rekt
User avatar #116 to #9 - katarinaismywaifu
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I don't get the joke
#38 - gunslayer
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"I'm d-daangerously cheesy"
#98 to #38 - eskaywalker
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Did he eat the cheeto?
User avatar #113 to #98 - gunslayer
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I'd hope he did.
User avatar #118 to #113 - uzimakelover
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(08/20/2014) [-]
I thumbed this comment back up :3
#2 - anon id: 01672c71
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i honestly would be so ******* nervous in that situation
User avatar #15 to #2 - forbesydemon
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Be glad that it's usually only one or two girls actually paying attention. Almost impossible to find everyone in a group paying attention to one thing. If you enter a room and everyone is looking at you, you either have something wrong like toilet paper hanging out your pants, or they're staging an intervention. In either case, get the **** out.
#80 to #15 - xaumberpauffe
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Nah I'm such an attention whole IRL. I love it when I walk into a room and EVERYONE is staring at me. I will nearly always do something crazy when that happens. Maybe that's why they all do it cuz they are expecting it. "He's back! Lets see what he does this time!" I eat that stuff up, man. I can't help it.
User avatar #4 to #2 - hudis
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I've been in that situation many times. After a few times it becomes easy to answer, "I just like to listen more than to talk."

Tends to go smoother from there on out, at least in my experience.
#6 to #4 - applescryatnight
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(08/15/2014) [-]
thats some damn good advice.
#46 to #6 - gantgant
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(08/15/2014) [-]
I just say: I'm just learning your weaknesses

>They Laugh
>I laugh
>I plot

But really though... it works
#42 to #4 - vymastenaochechula
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but then you actually have to listen
User avatar #43 to #42 - hudis
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Well, it helps that in my case it's actually true.
User avatar #89 to #4 - wobblewub
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Good ******* night.

If you're aren't already, how are you not drowning in pussy
User avatar #117 to #89 - hudis
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(08/16/2014) [-]
I stopped going outside mostly
#27 to #4 - unholyjebus
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Where the **** was that piece of advise when I was a teenager?
#1 - sylaz
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(08/14/2014) [-]
Maybe cause i got a huge boner...
#36 - matralith
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(08/15/2014) [-]
mfw
User avatar #31 - meganinja
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I'm quiet because the subjects you are interested in talking about are both shallow and quite dull. I prefer to keep myself preoccupied with mental exercises than to listen to you lot blather on about some boy.

Yes ladies, I am single ;)
User avatar #50 to #31 - healerpants
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Ok Sheldon
#39 to #31 - anon id: 3a667a0c
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*tips fedora*
m'lady
User avatar #41 to #39 - meganinja
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Although I wasn't being serious in the first place, why do people lump the 'pretentious cunt ' betas and the 'please pay attention to me I love you I have chivalry' betas together, considering besides the fact that they're betafags they're pretty much opposites.
User avatar #69 to #41 - YllekNayr
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Same reason they like to lump atheists in there as well.

Cuz ****, why not
#76 to #31 - anon id: 8bbab118
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User avatar #92 to #31 - bananarchy
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FAG
#25 - anon id: b9ad45e9
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if they care enough to ask you that question in the first place, you're in one of two scenarios;
1 - they know you're a beta faggot and are trying to make you even more uncomfortable just for ***** and giggles
2 - they're actually interested in you and want to engage you

Let's just assume it's the first one for all of you. The only response in this scenario where you come out net-positive is one that completely shatters their expectations. They're expecting you to clam up and stumble over your words like like a little bitch, saying something like "uhhh...I..I don't know". So instead you say something like "I'm just deciding which one of you I'm going to **** tonight" and they'll be all like "woah, this guy is a straight up playa G pussy plopper"

They can tell if you're faking it though so you really gotta put some confidence in it.
User avatar #28 to #25 - thebobinito
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k
#29 to #25 - anon id: 629dbca9
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"straight up playa G pussy plopper"


Holy **** that's the funniest **** I've read all day
#30 to #25 - anon id: 53546917
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>"I'm just deciding which one of you I'm going to **** tonight."
>"Umm, that's pretty disgusting. Did you think that was funny or something?"
User avatar #56 to #30 - sepheroth
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...you too...
#120 to #25 - thedudeintheshirt
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You were sorta on the right track until you said what your response would be... That just makes you look even more like a creepy beta pervert virgin faggot.
#57 to #25 - blablub
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>straigt up playa G pussy plopper   
   
No seriously though, saying something like that is never a good idea. Unless you're around whores or unless they're pretty chill and take it as a joke.   
   
Plus, the thing with confidence is, most people that lack confidence can also hardly fake it.
>straigt up playa G pussy plopper

No seriously though, saying something like that is never a good idea. Unless you're around whores or unless they're pretty chill and take it as a joke.

Plus, the thing with confidence is, most people that lack confidence can also hardly fake it.
#52 - kushcopter
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(08/15/2014) [-]
I'm fat so I would just start doing the truffule shuffle
I'm fat so I would just start doing the truffule shuffle
User avatar #72 - neokun
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SO how would you guys get out of this one?
#114 to #72 - andypanda
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(08/15/2014) [-]
i'm just a bit tired, mind if i sit with you guys?
what are you guys watching?
User avatar #83 to #72 - jacodpwns
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ask what they're doing in my house, there is obviously a sign outside that says "No girls allowed"
#77 to #72 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(08/15/2014) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled image** Wonder why i'm naked in the livingroom
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled image** Wonder why i'm naked in the livingroom
#73 to #72 - zzRedzz
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Leave without saying anything
#55 - thebroble
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MFW
MFW