pure gold. . Anonymous ( Tue) Story tram a mend: we in guard tower we winter we well below freezing ssee young my kid meandering aimlessly bearwall aradia it in
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Story tram a mend:
we in guard tower
we winter
we well below freezing
ssee young my kid meandering aimlessly bearwall
aradia it in
we told he' s the local retard, and harmless
skid gees to frozen aver drainage ditch
sapenis 5 minutes punching holes in ice
aradia "_he' s playing in the water"
skid proceeds to play in water
shalt hour later kid is still playing in the water
aradia it in
sget told to scare him off before he gets frostbit
syill at him
skid throws chunk at ice, missing horribly, then goes hacket splashing in water
storay frozen gaterade bottle at him
skid tries to eat it
ishart pen hare near him
skid sees shiny burning hare stuck in the muck mi away
skid tries to pick up pen hare
skid goes up like tth awfuly
swat
Nadia in "_well he isn' t gonna get __"
jpg tram tac
s" he tried to pick up a hare and "
Turns out the kids dad had been having him siphon the local IF’ trucks, and he was soaked in diesel.
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Submitted: 11/23/2013
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#1 - crazyolitis (11/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Kid's FW
Kid's FW
#2 - dashgamer (11/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Man, all those hadji kids are friggin' crazy.
I got these guys to make the V symbol for oral sex, and you know oral sex is supposed to be abhorrent and disgusting to them, so I hope they showed their family and stirred some **** . ;P
We had one kid run up to our seven ton as we were driving through the bazaar and literally steal a ******* ratchet strap that we put in the little compartment behind the door's steps.
Or one time I had a bag of candy that I was dealing out to kids from the turret in our lead vic. This kid approached us as we were stopped and our Lt was surveying a site for the building of a pb and his hadji hat was really, really shiny. You could tell this kid was one of the richer peasants, so I offered the entire bag of candy in exchange for his head-piece. He climbed up on the MRAP and held out his hat in one hand and beckoned with the other, so I reached for the hat, had it in my hand, but as soon as he got the candy he yanked back both and ran off. I gave the adults that were standing by a couple mre's for the promise that they would beat the **** out of him when we left. ;P
#6 - pappathethird (11/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
kid's fw
User avatar #10 - theawfuldude ONLINE (11/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, isn't that a fun story about a kid dying!
User avatar #5 - redknull ONLINE (11/24/2013) [+] (14 replies)
...It's just too bad diesel doesnt burn from a simple fire.
#38 - oxYKellark (11/24/2013) [-]
Pen flares are the **** . Never seen one though.
User avatar #24 - Greevon (11/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It seems like there should be some channel for military stories like this and not just **** like "thumb 4 suppert truups" or "man and dog go to Iraq together. army feelz"
You know, actual funny stuff for the military. Or at least cool stories people want to share (or make up_
User avatar #27 - vampireinarm (11/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
well if he was on fire he could have just jumped into the water he was playing on
#30 to #29 - vampireinarm (11/24/2013) [-]
i was always burning myself in welding class, 			****		 if know how fire works, just a thought.
i was always burning myself in welding class, **** if know how fire works, just a thought.
#36 - takakijcha (11/24/2013) [-]
Got yours?
I got mine
User avatar #3 - thebluejakel (11/24/2013) [-]
dude i miss iraq sometimes lol the ******* kids are funny to watch
#61 - fefe (11/25/2013) [-]
um diesel doesn't burn with an open flame you have to compress it.
#60 - pagastan (11/24/2013) [-]
did he died
#53 - fefe (11/24/2013) [-]
******** .

you couldnt light diesel fuel on fire witha blow torch...it only ignite when compressed
#9 - fefe (11/24/2013) [-]
Good. The kid was probably a ******* terrorist anyways.
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