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Submitted: 03/08/2014
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#3 - deathsn (03/08/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Texas is best America.
#5 - sixty (03/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Don't 						****					 with us, or our Texas Benders will 						****					 you up.
Don't **** with us, or our Texas Benders will **** you up.
#4 - theannoyingFJguy (03/08/2014) [-]
"I'LL POP A CORK IN YO ASS!"
#2 - include (03/08/2014) [-]
#199 - larrynonymous (03/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
**larrynonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at I need more Dance Gifs! **  mfw no weapons in country
**larrynonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at I need more Dance Gifs! ** mfw no weapons in country
#55 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (03/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
-238
#11 - leberkase has deleted their comment [+] (49 replies)
#40 to #11 - anonymous (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada, stop trying to be European and go back to being likable.
#70 - misterobotunicorn (03/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - mankey (03/08/2014) [-]
#47 - SnacksJr (03/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Guys, Texan here.

I only got into 3 gunfights today, so its been a pretty good day.
#112 - bluwizard (03/09/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Notice noone actually shot back, they searched for threats found none and probably continued on their way. Had they found some ******** trying to go on a killing spree, he woulda been unidentifiable from a lead bar by the end.

Having a society armed means more security knowing that only the psychopaths will try to open fire, and they won't last long.
#137 to #112 - alecbaldwinning (03/09/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure this was staged in order to make a joke and you're reading too much into it kiddo.
I'm pretty sure this was staged in order to make a joke and you're reading too much into it kiddo.
User avatar #59 - koolmanchris (03/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
seems to me Texans are cowards if need a gun to protect self own 3 guns just hate texas
#64 to #59 - jaqenhagar (03/09/2014) [-]
God I hope troll
User avatar #49 - ronyx (03/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I used to be very anti-gun, but then i saw what happens to countries like Venezuela where people are unarmed and the government (as recently) sends his goons to mow down anybody while riding quad bikes. They aren't able to defend themselves because they have no guns. That **** happening in Venezuela would never happen in the US because most americans are armed.
#33 - HellsSponge (03/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#12 - titaniums ONLINE (03/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Texan Anime
Texan Anime
#156 - yuukoku (03/09/2014) [+] (32 replies)
Yeah, I'm in Texas and I can tell that OP has obviously never been to the South.

Allow me to explain how smart we are about guns just for you assholes who think we're a bunch of insane rednecks:

-Texas was the first state to implement laws prohibiting the carrying of guns within a set distance of public schools.

-It is a serious offense to have a handgun where alcohol is sold and/or consumed, which is why this is completely inaccurate. All of these people would be arrested.

-In order to carry a concealed handgun, you have to have a licence, which none of these people in the gif have because they immediately put their finger on the trigger when pulling the gun, which is the first thing you don't do when handling a weapon and would get you laughed at and thrown out of the place where you're taking our test to get a license.

I could go on, but I think I've made my point.
User avatar #208 to #156 - thenewgizmobox (03/09/2014) [-]
texan here too, this post has been confirmed for a rare form of medium known to most as a "joke"
#83 - swedishassassin (03/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Now tell me; how ****** would someone have been if they had actually tried to rob that place.

Gun advocates: 1
Feinstein: -293892238
#233 - zombiesnipertwo (03/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
fake, they aren't pointing at the black guy
fake, they aren't pointing at the black guy
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