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#15 - lolollo (10/06/2013) [-]
A message to women who think there's value in playing hard to get:

If you've ever wondered why you can never find a decent man, it's because all of the decent ones respected the wishes they thought you had of not being interested in them, and moved on. Because it turns out that the only kind of men you'll attract by playing hard to get, are the ones who don't give a rats ass if you're interested in them or not.

And no, that isn't confidence, or being alpha. It's the mindset that rapists have.

Sincerely,
Decent men everywhere.
#95 to #15 - lawander **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
At first i thought you are just some beta faggot
At first i thought you are just some beta faggot
#92 to #15 - Pein (10/06/2013) [-]
A reasonable comment, swearing is almost none, a Yahtzee Croshaw picture, and a very valid point...

Thank you, good sir.
User avatar #86 to #15 - spectralbanshee (10/06/2013) [-]
This comment.
User avatar #82 to #15 - kureizikitsune (10/06/2013) [-]
This sounds suspiciously too much like right.
#76 to #15 - pistro ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
You won everything man, everything.
#74 to #15 - skaffanl (10/06/2013) [-]
"Truer words have never been spoken, brother!"

Sorry I just like quoting Trevor because he's such a crazy son of a bitch. But you are totally right sir.
#73 to #15 - seras (10/06/2013) [-]
Why are you making so much sense??
User avatar #69 to #15 - retardedboss ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
That actually would be alpha. An alpha male takes what he wants and doesn't care what someone thinks. But humans don't have societal structure that condones alpha male behavior. The whole "alpha and beta" thing is kind of a stupid analogy. Using beta as an insult? That makes sense. But saying an alpha male is something you should try to be is kinda silly.
User avatar #66 to #15 - stealingbikes (10/06/2013) [-]
More thumbs than any comment I've seen for a long time.

And for a damn good reason.
User avatar #64 to #15 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
This comment with that picture, is a total win
-5
#48 to #15 - ogvind has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #63 to #48 - darkangeloffire (10/06/2013) [-]
Yes yes yes, fedoras, neckbeards, friendzones, we get it.
User avatar #45 to #15 - hydraetis ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
THANK YOU YOU GLORIOUSLY AWESOME MAN, YOU.
#42 to #15 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk doesnt like women hard to get but doesnt like women easy to get aka sluts so what do they like? men?
User avatar #83 to #42 - elbrysobrony (10/06/2013) [-]
We want women like baby bear's porridge.

Not too hot, not too cold, just right.
User avatar #65 to #42 - playerdous (10/06/2013) [-]
Are you ogvind?
#39 to #15 - therealsupanova (10/06/2013) [-]
thankfully that kind of high school mind gaming doesn't really exist in the adult world except for like movies
#38 to #15 - legayunicorn (10/06/2013) [-]
You are an epic man, sir.
You are an epic man, sir.
#54 to #38 - thesinful (10/06/2013) [-]
Tali's a better dancer
Tali's a better dancer
#62 to #54 - theshadowed (10/06/2013) [-]
How about Legion, Tali, and Shepard
How about Legion, Tali, and Shepard
#89 to #62 - ChalupaManz (10/06/2013) [-]
I call shenanigans. Shepard can't dance that well.
I call shenanigans. Shepard can't dance that well.
#90 to #89 - theshadowed (10/06/2013) [-]
Hes been indoctrinated by the Reaper Dance Squad
Hes been indoctrinated by the Reaper Dance Squad
#91 to #90 - ChalupaManz (10/06/2013) [-]
The rival dance squad, 'The TF2's', do a better job in my opinion...
The rival dance squad, 'The TF2's', do a better job in my opinion...
#93 to #91 - theshadowed (10/06/2013) [-]
But the TF2s don't have the one, the only. the all-singing, all-dancing, Dr MORDIN SOLUS
But the TF2s don't have the one, the only. the all-singing, all-dancing, Dr MORDIN SOLUS
#94 to #93 - ChalupaManz (10/06/2013) [-]
Ah, you've got me there friend. For a while I was wishing they'd get together to do a few dances.
Ah, you've got me there friend. For a while I was wishing they'd get together to do a few dances.
User avatar #99 to #94 - legayunicorn (10/06/2013) [-]
You have all made this epic
#46 to #38 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #29 to #15 - bigdikdave (10/06/2013) [-]
Honestly every time a girl tries to play hard-to-get or some other kind of manipulative game when I've shown interest, I just cut off all ties immediately.

The crazy ones like to go on a rampage through the city when they realize their scheme doesn't work.
#59 to #49 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/06/2013) [-]
he doesn't love me? that's his apartment over there let me just grab him from it and throw him out of the window. you know since its that time of the month I may as well **** up his entire apartment building while im at it that way ne will have to move in with me and everything will be ok
#31 to #29 - basichaharemix (10/06/2013) [-]
I do believe that bitches, in fact, be trippin.
I do believe that bitches, in fact, be trippin.
#25 to #15 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
omfg, i ******* agree whole heartedly. Okay let me rant for a ******* bit here. I texted a chick for two ******* months TWO ******* MONTHS and not once did she even try to set up a date to see me in person. Mind you i have known this girl for three years. I kid you ******* not, I am now taken by someone that wanted me straightup. Cool as **** chick ect ect. Like women are you really the ******* retarded to let decent guys go all the ******* time? If you are ******* interested in us, than give us the time of day for **** sake. Also no idea how im going to tell that other chick that I can't meet up with cause im taken. Probably in a really not caring kind of annoyed voice. She ******* dug her own grave on that one though. /endrant
#27 to #25 - blanketandpillow (10/06/2013) [-]
Did you try to set up a date to meet her? Honestly, you don't sound like a decent person.
#35 to #27 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
It is a rant, I am going to sound like a decent person during a rant? And yes I did try to set up stuff. The problem was that she didn't even try to give me the time to do it. I like hiking, so when I set something up it usually takes the whole day. Now, I am a nice guy to a certain degree. I will ask if a girl is free. If she says no than wdf am i supposed to do after that? After two months of that and I did set up a coffee get together(did not work out cause she wasn't free) It happened whatever. I will say that I should have maybe put a little more effort into it but I have known her for three years. If i have known a girl for three years, I expect her to be a little bit more giving with her time. Even if we were to just end up as friends( I would be fine with that), but not even trying to hang out with me is probably the worse thing you can do in that situation which she did do.
User avatar #60 to #35 - danniegurl (10/06/2013) [-]
If she says she's not free, then you ask her when she is.
perhaps you just ended up asking her at the wrong time.
or, maybe she didn't like you like that, and didn't want you to get the idea that it was a date.
also, what blanketandpillow said.
User avatar #41 to #35 - Dwarf (10/06/2013) [-]
I have to agree with blanketandpillow. You sound like a dick.
#67 to #41 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
Different anon here (as you can see I do not use the word ******* every couple of words). I want to thumb you up so badly and let you know that the above anon sounds like a grade A douche. e.g. "I am a nice guy to a certain degree..."
#36 to #35 - blanketandpillow (10/06/2013) [-]
Maybe she didn't like hiking, or simply didn't have a day's worth of free time. Or she didn't like you like that, so you can still meet up with her for coffee if she has time.
User avatar #24 to #15 - onceman ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
But there's ways of teling if a girl is playing hard to get or is just being stuck up, in this situation it's not about men wanting this type of girl, it's about girls seeing if men will make the extra effort
User avatar #30 to #24 - HarvietheDinkle (10/06/2013) [-]
Which seems normal

but men making girls take the extra effort? No one complains about it, but inevitably those men will just be ignored. The effects are different between the genders.
User avatar #21 to #15 - tankthejackal ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
valid point, but some women like it when men are direct and go for it, it's not always why, but it's enough to try to justify against what you said for a small percentage of people. some see it as "if they're not going for me, then I guess he's not that interested", which most men hate. There's a huge difference between being beta, and respecting their wishes, and it's a very fine line to an outside observer. I have no idea how valid my point became as I continued writing, but I'm still posting out of boredom ans general interest of conversation.

good day sir or madame and I wish you a good night
#17 to #15 - adu ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
******* yes.
If a woman wants a man that respects her opinions and decisions, then they shouldn't have "ignoring their wishes" as one of their criteria for a worthwhile man.
User avatar #79 to #17 - nustix (10/06/2013) [-]
I don't think Sanji falls into this category
#80 to #79 - adu ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
He doesn't ignore their wishes. Quite the opposite, in fact; he's pussy whipped.
He doesn't ignore their wishes. Quite the opposite, in fact; he's pussy whipped.
User avatar #81 to #80 - nustix (10/06/2013) [-]
Even though they keep rejecting him he keeps trying, but I guess Nami never said no and is just abusing him.
User avatar #97 to #81 - adu ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Nami keeps him at teasing distance while Robin just reacts to his advances with politeness. Sanji is never outright told to **** off (at least not by Nami and Robin) unless he's trying to get a peek in the shower or something.
User avatar #16 to #15 - angelmatvey (10/06/2013) [-]
I was worried this would be a beta speech, but that's actually a valid point.
#34 to #16 - dbBlues (10/06/2013) [-]
>beta speech
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