prison canteen. . New Stories la Luke Healy Some bloke walked up to the counter and said, "Burger and chips, please." Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eatin
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prison canteen

New Stories la
Luke Healy
Some bloke walked up to the counter and
said, "Burger and chips, please."
Certainly, Sir," I replied. "Are you eating
in or taking out?"
**** off you cunt," he snapped, before
walking off With his food.
I love working in the prison canteen
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User avatar #4 - lyder (07/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
The guy said please though.
#12 - thelethalhorker (07/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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#6 - sniperdawg ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
fake, he didnt say crisps
#9 to #6 - gigamuffin (07/21/2014) [-]
Maybe he meant these chips.
#26 - badjokepony (07/22/2014) [-]
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
#18 - bullbrigade (07/21/2014) [-]
No matter how many times this gets reposted, it always catches me offguard.
No matter how many times this gets reposted, it always catches me offguard.
User avatar #3 - duvallwhitey (07/21/2014) [-]
So any Australian shop?
#21 - peterbowser (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- What happens to him in the showers that day.
#19 - jusmumbo (07/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - lelouchlamperouge (07/22/2014) [-]
I always find it funny seeing jokes like these on here because this is the kind of stuff you hear when you're a kid but it's still nice humor
User avatar #25 - trollins (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
His last name is Healy.
#22 - fistfireace (07/22/2014) [-]
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#16 - Orc (07/21/2014) [-]
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#11 - jalthelas (07/21/2014) [-]
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**** off, you cunt.
User avatar #2 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#20 to #2 - Common Pepe (07/22/2014) [-]
1.no one rolls anymore 2.you should be ashamed and go cry in a corner.
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