poor family. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.. Dead' may wakes up and asks for wate
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poor family

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Dead' may wakes up and asks
for water at funeral in Brazil
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Kelvin Santos pronounced dead in hospital, given In family
Father says he sat up in coffin, asked for water, died again
Family delayed funeral in hep e, but later buried Kelvin
Soo it Begins...
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Submitted: 11/18/2013
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#4 - chickenmcgurk ONLINE (11/18/2013) [+] (37 replies)
**chickenmcgurk rolled a random image posted in comment #6339585 at Safe For Work Random Board ** This will be my apocalypse partner.
**chickenmcgurk rolled a random image posted in comment #6339585 at Safe For Work Random Board ** This will be my apocalypse partner.
User avatar #5 to #4 - chickenmcgurk ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh god dammit
User avatar #11 - dashoutout (11/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
food: check.
guns: check.
medicines: check.
teddy bear to hug when **** goes down: MUM WHERE DID YOU PUT TEDDY? why did you put him in the washing machine you know he doesnt like that! mum come on i showered last month. i think. ok ill mow the lawn mum go away i am on the internet right now. no they cannot hear you. guys my mum says hi. can you go now mum? finally! thanks!
User avatar #45 - ellwood (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's actually incredibly sad. I can't even imagine how the family had to feel after that.
User avatar #15 - xxfalconxx (11/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I believe I saw a documentary about how in south america some slave traffickers use a poison from a blowfish or something similar to induce a near-death state in people. The person is presumed dead, gets buried at a funeral, and then they dig up the grave and sell the dude on a slave market.
User avatar #14 - ljxjlos (11/18/2013) [-]
I hope that they, at the very least, put a bottle of water in his coffin the second time.
+1
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User avatar #1 - gragasvlad ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
archeologists are not intrested in things that are under 200 years old
#52 - fuckyosixtyminutes (11/19/2013) [-]
This actually makes me really sad every time I read it :-\
User avatar #50 - theundone (11/19/2013) [-]
I need to make up a joke about his name and it being absolute, but I cant think of one
User avatar #20 - FeeFieFoe (11/19/2013) [-]
its funny because it actually began a long time ago, Im alright with reposts but when you people freak out like this, its just a little confusing.
#2 - mbasm (11/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Am I the only one who doesn't want a Zombie Apocalypse? D:
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (11/19/2013) [-]
Happened like a year ago.

Some guy in the funeral screamed "ZOMBIE!" too.
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