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User avatar #21593 - I Am Monkey
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I've come to realize that the Obama magical fairy princessistration is right. We must reform, even if it saves just one life. We must take aim at the real problem here; Refrigerators. Dozens of people are killed by falling refrigerators every year. We must pass sweeping refrigerator reform. All refrigerator owners must pass a background check and have their license renewed every 5 years. Additionally, all refrigerators must contain no more than 4 shelves. 4 shelves is more than enough to anyone using their refrigerator for legal purposes. Extra shelves would only serve to cause more harm in case of the refrigerator falling on you or your children. If you oppose this law, I challenge you to look into the eyes of a mother or father who had their child tragically taken from them by a refrigerator. You cold heartless bastard.
#21595 to #21593 - kanade **User deleted account**
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User avatar #21597 to #21595 - I Am Monkey
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Well I tried having a mature dialogue about refrigerators, but now you can just go fuck yourself.
User avatar #21634 to #21597 - threeeighteen
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(01/19/2013) [-]
When will the USA grow up like everyone else and just ban fridges, fridge violence is basically null in Australia.