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User avatar #628812 - churchofmagcargo (4 hours ago) [-]
praise magcargo 24/7 plebs
User avatar #628814 to #628812 - makotoitou (4 hours ago) [-]
but what about those flash fire balloon bastiodons?
User avatar #628815 to #628814 - churchofmagcargo (4 hours ago) [-]
did i fucking stutter?
User avatar #628778 - AWESOMEJANDRO (8 hours ago) [-]
ITT: small changes that would make a pokemon better.
Seismitoad learning waterfall
User avatar #628811 to #628778 - churchofmagcargo (4 hours ago) [-]
magcargo being a starter
#628816 to #628811 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
You should just join the club pal, we'll never be good anymore
User avatar #628817 to #628816 - shedinja (3 hours ago) [-]
Dammit
User avatar #628809 to #628778 - makotoitou (5 hours ago) [-]
shedinja gets a base hp of 5. Small enough so he gets one shot, but big enough that rocks/status/weather doesn't instakill
User avatar #628810 to #628809 - shedinja (5 hours ago) [-]
man fuck rocks, literally everyone uses them
User avatar #628780 to #628778 - shedinja (7 hours ago) [-]
Blastoise gets shell smash
Jumpluff gets priority or technician
Serperior gets superpower
Togekiss gets tri attack
User avatar #628806 to #628780 - alpacalypse (6 hours ago) [-]
Jumpluff already has infiltrator doesn't it?
That's a great ability
User avatar #628808 to #628806 - shedinja (5 hours ago) [-]
It really just needs something to help it hit harder now that Flying gem is gone/Nerfed

4+ Gem Acrobatics used to nuke anything that didn't resist.
User avatar #628786 to #628780 - makotoitou (6 hours ago) [-]
togekiss does get tri attack
User avatar #628790 to #628786 - shedinja (6 hours ago) [-]
I mean as a regular move not some shit from XD 9 years ago

it won't get STAB anymore tho
User avatar #628775 - feelythefeel (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm about to do Mount Chimney and I haven't used a single restorative item.

It's enough to remind you that these games are made for kids.
User avatar #628779 to #628775 - shedinja (7 hours ago) [-]
None of the main game story modes are challenging ever, you spend the first 30 minutes slapping shit to level up and it's all easy from then on. post game is where bullshit mode kicks in

If you want a challenge try blazeblack and volt white
User avatar #628776 to #628775 - kyouko (8 hours ago) [-]
I would play more romhacks if it wasn't for the fact that every single fucking one is some edgy story about a kid that wears prada black saves everyone.

Kinda like an edgier version of the real ones.
#628767 - alpacalypse (10 hours ago) [-]
>people who pronounce it "pro teen" and not "pro te en"
>people who pronounce it "pro teen" and not "pro te en"
User avatar #628795 to #628767 - sushininja (6 hours ago) [-]
dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/british/protein
dictionary.reference.com/browse/protein
What are you, a fool?

Explain how you would pronounce the word Protein.
Then explain how you would pronounce the ability Protean.
User avatar #628798 to #628797 - sushininja (6 hours ago) [-]
Your use of the pronoun game misled me.
User avatar #628773 to #628767 - scytherkris (9 hours ago) [-]
Wait, people do that?
It's an actual word though, like, not even some made up Pokemon word
User avatar #628766 to #628759 - alicorn (10 hours ago) [-]
i actually like furret, it's not back with a trick set
User avatar #628762 to #628759 - scytherkris (10 hours ago) [-]
Furret is getting memed on hard son
User avatar #628754 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
anyone got an anticipation eevee with hyper voice they are willing to trade
#628758 to #628754 - suchlol (11 hours ago) [-]
I have an anticipation eevee. In a week or so I think I reach the BP part so I can get tutor moves.
User avatar #628753 - sushininja (14 hours ago) [-]
Is there any major differences between OR and AS besides the exclusives?

Also,
Whats the deal with the New 3DSxl and is it worth waiting for?
Does anyone has Fire Emblem Awakening and would recommend it? Or any other 3DS games that they would recommend or play the most.
User avatar #628807 to #628753 - nommonsterbaa (5 hours ago) [-]
Not a lot of major differences between the two
New 3DS has a better processor or something and has a second, tiny circle pad
And Fire Emblem Awakening is great
User avatar #628768 to #628753 - pickaxe (10 hours ago) [-]
storyline,more or less,as in opponent team that basically does the same fucking thing by doing the exact opposite.
In OR you fight industrial people or something
In AS you fight a bunch of jolly-ass pirates

I'm just waiting for the new 3DS because I don't want to pay money for repair,when there's a new version 'round the corner.
also,maybe I can cash in on custom faceplates with being a somewhat decent artist.

if I wasn't so short on cash I'd buy it,but smash had priority
User avatar #628756 to #628753 - alpacalypse (13 hours ago) [-]
I prefer OR

and tactical waifu simulator is awesome
User avatar #628750 - alpacalypse (16 hours ago) [-]
>Mega-Togekiss
>all 100 points into attack
>pixelate
>pixelate extremespeed in front of 150 base attack

perfectly viable
User avatar #628755 to #628750 - makotoitou (13 hours ago) [-]
so it's mega ray buy fairy
User avatar #628751 to #628750 - totodigatr (15 hours ago) [-]
Le Heatran face
User avatar #628752 to #628751 - alpacalypse (15 hours ago) [-]
le switch into chansey face
User avatar #628781 to #628752 - totodigatr (6 hours ago) [-]
Le can't do anything to Heatran face
User avatar #628782 to #628781 - alpacalypse (6 hours ago) [-]
le seismic toss

le heatran can't do anything either
User avatar #628783 to #628782 - totodigatr (6 hours ago) [-]
Le sneaky pebbles followed by roar face
User avatar #628784 to #628783 - alpacalypse (6 hours ago) [-]
le espeon faec
User avatar #628785 to #628784 - totodigatr (6 hours ago) [-]
Le Heatran still best mon face
User avatar #628787 to #628785 - alpacalypse (6 hours ago) [-]
Le switch into megabro for a free calm mind
le switch into chansey for free free supportmon switch
le weavile low kick revenge kill

>using legendaries
>even if they're bad
User avatar #628788 to #628787 - totodigatr (6 hours ago) [-]
>Caring about the usage of legendaries

I bet you're not even ranked
User avatar #628789 to #628788 - alpacalypse (6 hours ago) [-]
What does that even mean
User avatar #628801 to #628789 - totodigatr (6 hours ago) [-]
You're probably a scrub
User avatar #628802 to #628801 - alpacalypse (6 hours ago) [-]
>living dex
>3 maison trophies so far
>got up to 1600 elo on showdown

I'm clearly not terrible.
#628803 to #628802 - totodigatr (6 hours ago) [-]
>Having all pokemon relevant at all   
>Maison relevant at all besides telling people how much hax you took   
>1600 is good   
>Caring about the use of legendaries   
   
Baby I like you, but please.
>Having all pokemon relevant at all
>Maison relevant at all besides telling people how much hax you took
>1600 is good
>Caring about the use of legendaries

Baby I like you, but please.
User avatar #628804 to #628803 - alpacalypse (6 hours ago) [-]
1600 is better than most

better than average = good

also it takes skill to overpower hax

also how many of the people on this board have a living dex?
User avatar #628805 to #628804 - totodigatr (6 hours ago) [-]
I don't know and I don't see a use for it
#628747 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
Remember guise, fire-types are weak to water, but resist grass
User avatar #628749 to #628747 - alpacalypse (16 hours ago) [-]
Volcanion.
User avatar #628729 - discord (19 hours ago) [-]
I'm going after the golems, anyone have a good spot to hunt for Relicanth?
User avatar #628760 to #628729 - alicorn (10 hours ago) [-]
Relicanth used to be a bitch to find, now all you do is roam underwater and it'll pop up randomly in the seaweed like you dex naved it
User avatar #628734 to #628729 - alpacalypse (18 hours ago) [-]
underwater
User avatar #628737 to #628734 - discord (18 hours ago) [-]
hue
User avatar #628738 to #628737 - discord (18 hours ago) [-]
but you were right, i just found a random spot under water like the wiki said and found it in less than 10 minutes
User avatar #628739 to #628738 - alpacalypse (18 hours ago) [-]
last I checked they weren't that rare, I think lanturn is rarer
User avatar #628740 to #628739 - discord (18 hours ago) [-]
oh. I really wouldn't know- i assumed it was due to how it used ancient power. Omega Ruby is my first 3ds game/pokemon game since I was in highschool playing emerald on my phones emulator.
User avatar #628727 - alpacalypse (19 hours ago) [-]
Can anyone tell me a good team for battle maison triples? I just beat super singles and doubles, and I've never done a triple battle except for my blissey exp farms, so I'm in the dark on this one.

also it's really cute when the nurse at the pokemon center gets all flustered when she talks to you after you get the gold trainer card.
User avatar #628730 to #628727 - makotoitou (18 hours ago) [-]
spam spread moves
User avatar #628731 to #628730 - alpacalypse (18 hours ago) [-]
so stick to earthquake garchomp and discharge rotom-w?

Who should I add?
User avatar #628732 to #628731 - makotoitou (18 hours ago) [-]
i'll discharge your rotom~
User avatar #628733 to #628732 - alpacalypse (18 hours ago) [-]
>tfw gf
User avatar #628735 to #628733 - makotoitou (18 hours ago) [-]
ur mum a gf
User avatar #628736 to #628735 - alpacalypse (18 hours ago) [-]
ya ur gf
User avatar #628722 - drperzik (21 hours ago) [-]
anyone who has a jolly nature tailow / swellow with guts for trade?
i'll give you a shiny lopunny for it.
User avatar #628728 to #628722 - alpacalypse (19 hours ago) [-]
k I have it
5iv too
User avatar #628743 to #628728 - drperzik (17 hours ago) [-]
sweet!

4914 3099 6548
User avatar #628745 to #628743 - alpacalypse (17 hours ago) [-]
0903 2969 3044 maxwell
User avatar #628746 to #628745 - drperzik (17 hours ago) [-]
alright, online in a sec
User avatar #628744 to #628743 - alpacalypse (17 hours ago) [-]
one sec
User avatar #628726 to #628722 - alpacalypse (19 hours ago) [-]
I'll get you one

dibs on that lopunny
#628721 - shadowkingdr ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Walking up to a gym in Pokemon where you have type advantage like<   
on another note i got omega ruby, and got treeco as my starter now this is bad because of fire type bad guys, fire type leader, fire type area. but its good because giant ass ocean, rock type gym, desert.   
so really i managed to min max
Walking up to a gym in Pokemon where you have type advantage like<
on another note i got omega ruby, and got treeco as my starter now this is bad because of fire type bad guys, fire type leader, fire type area. but its good because giant ass ocean, rock type gym, desert.
so really i managed to min max
User avatar #628748 to #628721 - totodigatr (16 hours ago) [-]
>treeco
>That faggy tumblr-like first line

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
User avatar #628757 to #628748 - shadowkingdr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
already have, turns out im a immortal homeless man looking for a way to kill myself
User avatar #628761 to #628757 - scytherkris (10 hours ago) [-]
X'^D great ruse man
#628717 - electricwulf (12/28/2014) [-]
I got the cosplay pikachu in Omega Ruby and I just learned it can't evolve into a Raichu, why the fuck isn't Raichu getting any love?
I got the cosplay pikachu in Omega Ruby and I just learned it can't evolve into a Raichu, why the fuck isn't Raichu getting any love?
#628765 to #628717 - alicorn (10 hours ago) [-]
Because raichu is le bully mouse thanks to the anime
#628718 to #628717 - electricwulf (12/28/2014) [-]
But anyways the current team on there is,    
Combusken, level 23, Flame Charge, Ember, Peck, and Double kick   
Geodude level 24, Magnitude, Smack Down, Rock Smash, and Bulldoze   
Kirilia level 22, Disarming Voice, Confusion, Magic Leaf, and Heal Pulse   
 I did have Cosplay Pikachu but I got rid of it
But anyways the current team on there is,
Combusken, level 23, Flame Charge, Ember, Peck, and Double kick
Geodude level 24, Magnitude, Smack Down, Rock Smash, and Bulldoze
Kirilia level 22, Disarming Voice, Confusion, Magic Leaf, and Heal Pulse
I did have Cosplay Pikachu but I got rid of it
User avatar #628669 - murrlogic (12/28/2014) [-]
Do any of you watch JWittz?
User avatar #628715 to #628669 - allnamesrtaken (12/28/2014) [-]
Some of JWittz stuff I actually like a lot. I don't actively follow him and watch everything though.
User avatar #628688 to #628669 - thewillow (12/28/2014) [-]
I do. Though, not as much as I used to.

Ever since he started focusing his channel on more non-Pokemon related content I haven't had much incentive to watch. I think he recently uploaded a video about the TCG, though. Reminds me of the good old days.
User avatar #628692 to #628688 - totodigatr (12/28/2014) [-]
>Being this gay
User avatar #628714 to #628692 - aceshot ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
I think I take the lead on that role
User avatar #628702 to #628700 - totodigatr (12/28/2014) [-]
You gay son?
User avatar #628704 to #628702 - thewillow (12/28/2014) [-]
Not in the slightest.
User avatar #628690 to #628688 - murrlogic (12/28/2014) [-]
Mostly what JWittz does now is Prof-it reviews where he looks at Pokemon card and evaluates them competitively

he also plays a lot of the online trading card game using a lot of custom decks
User avatar #628697 to #628690 - thewillow (12/28/2014) [-]
What? He hasn't made a Prof-it episode in over a year.
User avatar #628708 to #628697 - murrlogic (12/28/2014) [-]
He did one on Team Plasma decks
User avatar #628709 to #628708 - thewillow (12/28/2014) [-]
Link? I can't seem to find it on his channel.
User avatar #628712 to #628711 - thewillow (12/28/2014) [-]
Oh, I thought you meant recently. I've already seen this.
User avatar #628678 to #628669 - supertanto (12/28/2014) [-]
nyanturtwig does but he's pretty cancerous
User avatar #628684 to #628678 - nyanturtwig (12/28/2014) [-]
I don't watch any pokemon channels anymore. All of the are shit and I can't stand JWittz voice.
User avatar #628681 to #628678 - murrlogic (12/28/2014) [-]
JWittz favorite pokemon is Hoppip

isn't the Hoppip line really shit for being x4 weak to everything
User avatar #628686 to #628681 - supertanto (12/28/2014) [-]
It's 4x weak to ice and that's it's only 4x weakness.

It's other weaknesses are flying, poison, rock, and fire

Jumpluff line is shit for other reasons too
User avatar #628710 to #628686 - alicorn (12/28/2014) [-]
Jumpluff was sort of good last gen though with flying gem and acrobatics
User avatar #628769 to #628710 - kyouko (10 hours ago) [-]
It was good in fucking PU
User avatar #628771 to #628769 - alicorn (9 hours ago) [-]
>Last gen

it's shit now thanks to mega's and gems being nerfed from 1.5 to a 1.3 power increase
User avatar #628772 to #628771 - kyouko (9 hours ago) [-]
I am fully aware of what happened to the gems, and no, it was only good in fucking PU last gen.
User avatar #628689 to #628686 - murrlogic (12/28/2014) [-]
>No mega Jumpluff
User avatar #628654 - alicorn (12/28/2014) [-]
Any ruby fags have an adaptability skrelp or dragalge? Just name what you want and if i have it i'd like to trade
User avatar #628719 to #628654 - aceshot ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
hey I just spent about an hour encountering skrelp just for you. i have two adaptability females, one for me and one for you.
User avatar #628763 to #628719 - alicorn (10 hours ago) [-]
What do you want for it nigga
User avatar #628777 to #628763 - aceshot ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
nothin, i felt like being nice and i figured at the very least I could IV breed one for myself later.
User avatar #628791 to #628777 - alicorn (6 hours ago) [-]
I can trade now if you want, i'll at least give you something good for the trouble

i think we're added alrady
User avatar #628793 to #628791 - aceshot ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
okay im good. is may the trainer name?
User avatar #628794 to #628793 - alicorn (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #628796 to #628794 - aceshot ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
as far as im aware it doesnt have any 31's, but it knows its egg move toxic spikes. I have another with egg move venom drench if you would prefer.
User avatar #628799 to #628796 - alicorn (6 hours ago) [-]
I really just need one with the HA, i hope you find use for munchlax it's has Self destruct and a few other good egg moves
User avatar #628800 to #628799 - aceshot ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Was just making sure, of course it had adaptability, but i didnt know if you were gonna put egg moves on it, in that case I figured I couldve saved you some times if you needed toxic spikes or venom drench.
User avatar #628792 to #628791 - aceshot ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
yeah were added, but i guess i gotta update my ds real quick before i can connect.
User avatar #628764 to #628763 - alicorn (10 hours ago) [-]
i made a list if you'd like to see what i have but it's not done
#628716 to #628654 - suchlol (12/28/2014) [-]
I can breed you one easily.
User avatar #628649 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Any one got a hidden ability eevee with hyper voice they don't mind trading if you want I can clone it for you and give one back
User avatar #628650 to #628649 - jinzedmzxa (12/27/2014) [-]
No but I'll give you a shiny magikarp
User avatar #628651 to #628650 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
i dont want it
User avatar #628652 to #628651 - jinzedmzxa (12/27/2014) [-]
fite me irl, bo
User avatar #628653 to #628652 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #628648 - feelythefeel (12/27/2014) [-]
Some little Jimmy just stole my Alakazam. Well, have fun with your parents that probably don't love you enough little Jimmy.

Anyone mind trading me another Kadabra/Alakazam? Or at least an Abra, those shits are hard to get. FC 4055-4847-6931
User avatar #628655 to #628648 - scytherkris (12/28/2014) [-]
JimmyJongo?

How did someone steal your Alakazam?
User avatar #628657 to #628655 - feelythefeel (12/28/2014) [-]
I traded it to them in order to evolve it, and they didn't give it back.
#628644 - imotbhjs (12/27/2014) [-]
I randomly made a joke team one year ago when Mega Kanga was still running around and it turned out to somehow work great in OU. It's like some kind of weird anti-meta team. The team still works, got me to 1700 in showdown against legit teams. Super proud of it. Works so well probably because not many people expect the sets I'm running   
   
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-173417470   
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/orasou-176249171   
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-173418735   
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/orasou-176244526   
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/orasou-176361545
I randomly made a joke team one year ago when Mega Kanga was still running around and it turned out to somehow work great in OU. It's like some kind of weird anti-meta team. The team still works, got me to 1700 in showdown against legit teams. Super proud of it. Works so well probably because not many people expect the sets I'm running

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-173417470
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/orasou-176249171
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-173418735
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/orasou-176244526
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/orasou-176361545
User avatar #628703 to #628644 - supertanto (12/28/2014) [-]
All being good is these days are ability to predict...
User avatar #628742 to #628703 - alpacalypse (18 hours ago) [-]
nothin...personel..kid
User avatar #628707 to #628703 - totodigatr (12/28/2014) [-]
You mean always
User avatar #628664 to #628644 - alicorn (12/28/2014) [-]
that first guy was a shitter though

also >blizzard ever
User avatar #628645 to #628644 - makotoitou (12/27/2014) [-]
>attack on titan
#628647 to #628645 - imotbhjs (12/27/2014) [-]
what the problem?
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