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User avatar #627809 - alicorn ONLINE (34 minutes ago) [-]
Contrary smug snake is finally being released, no draco meteor though

www.serebii.net/events/2015.shtml
User avatar #627810 to #627809 - makotoitou (20 minutes ago) [-]
and now we wait for baton pass so it has a half decent niche
User avatar #627803 - hoponthefeelstrain (1 hour ago) [-]
got 2 charmanders. does anyone want one?
#627797 - casval (1 hour ago) [-]
Hey does anyone have a shiny male Ralts they would be willing to trade? I've been trying for hours with no luck and I seriously need me a shiny Gallade.
User avatar #627807 to #627797 - makotoitou (45 minutes ago) [-]
guess you don't want it
User avatar #627800 to #627797 - makotoitou (1 hour ago) [-]
I got one. It's trash by competitive standards, but it is shiny and male.

Whatchu got for it?
#627796 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
The mods on showdown are a joke, i got locked for spamming showderp and it took like 30 seconds to evade
#627794 - tomtomlinson (1 hour ago) [-]
Hey nerds, any ideas for a Gen 2 ( crystal ) Pokemon team of uber kickass-ness? I have random modifiers on, so I can get almost/near any Pokemon from gens 1-2, I'm out of ideas for a team, curious on what you guys ideas are
User avatar #627795 to #627794 - makotoitou (1 hour ago) [-]
6 snorlax
#627798 to #627795 - tomtomlinson (1 hour ago) [-]
Haha sorry, no
Haha sorry, no
User avatar #627799 to #627798 - makotoitou (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm sorry, did you want to win or die like a bitch?
User avatar #627801 to #627799 - tomtomlinson (1 hour ago) [-]
Lol I haven't found a snorlax yet, but I'll catch 6 of em when I find em, but what should I name them? Should I just roll users, and name em that way?
User avatar #627802 to #627801 - makotoitou (1 hour ago) [-]
Fats
Tubby
Gaben
Pounder
Big Boy
Your Mom
#627805 to #627802 - tomtomlinson (1 hour ago) [-]
I haven't found snorlax yet, but I just got the 5th badge so its whatevs, I'll find em eventually
User avatar #627804 to #627802 - tomtomlinson (1 hour ago) [-]
That sounds about right, I'll do that
User avatar #627748 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
Anybody here got a Defog Scyther? I left my old DS at my dorm so I can't transfer shit from gen4 to gen6 until some time, and I figured somebody here has one they're like some shit for.
User avatar #627749 to #627748 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
no but your mom does lol XD
User avatar #627750 to #627749 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
Nah she use Rapid Spin Excadrill so I doubt she bred any.
User avatar #627751 to #627750 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
>rapid spin Excadrill
>not using mega ninja turtle
User avatar #627788 to #627751 - alicorn ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
>blastoise ever
User avatar #627789 to #627788 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
implying that I have or ever will use mega blastoise
User avatar #627752 to #627751 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
torkoal doesn't have a mega silly
User avatar #627753 to #627752 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
There is a reason why...
User avatar #627754 to #627753 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
2good?
User avatar #627755 to #627754 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
You know I was fucking talking about blastoise you shit head Nah torkoal is ok, but I wouldnt really use "good" to describe him.
User avatar #627756 to #627755 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
le spinny
User avatar #627757 to #627756 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
if torkoal is your preferred spinner than you need to reprioritize your team.
User avatar #627758 to #627757 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
no but that's why i need the defog scyther
User avatar #627759 to #627758 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
same effect as le spinny and dat extra accuracy and dat scizor bulk?
User avatar #627760 to #627759 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
and dat not-a-shitmon
User avatar #627761 to #627760 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, scizor is not only a "not-a-shitmon" he is da best mon
User avatar #627762 to #627761 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
no but delibird
User avatar #627763 to #627762 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
"delibird used present"
"opposing pokemon basks in the health that it just gave to it"
User avatar #627765 to #627764 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
plus dat hustle
only viable move is aerial ace and thats still shti
User avatar #627766 to #627765 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
but turning everything into stone edge is fun mode, as well as missing rapid spin
User avatar #627793 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
dont get me wrong I do see your point. But it relies on the fact that its only usefull when the other pokemon is buffed. even less so when its buffed in sp def. I mean do what you want, but i dont like the idea of a scarfed latias.
User avatar #627791 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
i suppose but latias is already pretty fast, I mean why invest the scarf in something thats already likely to outspeed? I guess you could put some speed EVs in a different category with a scarf, but its really not worth it.
User avatar #627792 to #627791 - makotoitou (1 hour ago) [-]
Again I was fucking around and thought it could be a good lure. Getting the chase on stuff like +1 Zard is fun to drop mad Dracos or revive a wall.
User avatar #627787 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
but how are you gonna get off healing wish when your scarfed. unless you draco then switch then healing wish?
User avatar #627790 to #627787 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
Draco for damage/finishing something off that expects to outsped
Healing when you gotta save the win condition
User avatar #627785 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
choice scarf on latias? no thanks, I like calm mind better
User avatar #627786 to #627785 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
I've tried it, does alright. Damage is ehh but lures well and healing wish is a gift from based god.
User avatar #627783 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
it depends on who your choice draco'ing rayquaza? maybe hydreigon, but i cant see anyone else
User avatar #627784 to #627783 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
lati@s use it a lot
User avatar #627781 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
chances are if they are stringing together 6 physical attackers, they have absolutely no idea what a wall is or what sp attack and reg attack even do.
>having draco meteor ever without a white herb
>having draco meteor ever
>not realizing that fairy type pokemon exist
User avatar #627782 to #627781 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
>not using choice draco for nuke and run
User avatar #627779 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
your trying to battle people on ORAS online? Sounds easy to me, most passerby are probably really bad or unprepared.
User avatar #627780 to #627779 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah they all pretty much suck. More than half try to Outrage/Draco Meteor Mega Audino, and the others just glue together 6 physical attackers are pray to never see a wall.
User avatar #627777 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Well yeah, coil, body slam STAB plus paralyze chance serene grace or just straight out using glare. Also bite flinch. Its fun, but shit.
User avatar #627778 to #627777 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
see, all these shitmon is why i need a defog scyther

or to make a PU/FU team and just yolo it on battlespot/passerby.
User avatar #627775 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
sure, using dunsparce is "fun" too. Any pokemon can be fun, but that doesn't make them not shit.
User avatar #627776 to #627775 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
no but dunsparce is fun against kiddies since max balk can take some hits are parahax makes them cry.
User avatar #627773 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Now that makes more sense. It really wasn't clear that that was your implication. But now I can see that your furthering my point that lunchmeat bird is shit.
User avatar #627774 to #627773 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
no but it's fun
User avatar #627771 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
again, I already know what hustle does, but how in the world would delibird learn stone edge?
User avatar #627772 to #627771 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
A 100% accuracy move boosted by hustle has the same accuracy as stone edge.
stone edge tend to miss, causing rage and thrown games
was making a metaphor since every delibird attack is a risk like using stone edge is.
User avatar #627769 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Ya I got that part, the missing rapid spin wasnt the thing I was confused about. It was the "turning everything in stone edge" that I didnt understand.
User avatar #627770 to #627769 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
hustle lowers accuracy by 20%, so 100% accurate oves are 80%.
80% is stone edge's accuracy
stone miss is fun
User avatar #627767 to #627766 - aceshot ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
your gonna have to explain yourself on that one
User avatar #627768 to #627767 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
hustle means lower accuracy on physical moves.
rapid spin is a physical move
spinny is then no spinny.
User avatar #627746 - ayumu (3 hours ago) [-]
**ayumu used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**ayumu rolls Lairon**
**ayumu used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**ayumu rolls 080** level
Fight me, let's do this
#627743 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
just traded on the gts, wanted to make another trade and it wont let me
User avatar #627740 - rereviven (5 hours ago) [-]
I havent played pokemon since i got it day of release.
User avatar #627738 - ayumu (6 hours ago) [-]
Have people found a good way to use Malamar yet?
User avatar #627747 to #627738 - makotoitou (2 hours ago) [-]
you don't
User avatar #627745 to #627738 - alicorn ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
All you have to do is get 3 super power boosts and it balks most physical attacks and rapes anythign that can't KO

and they can't set up if you pack topsy turvy, encore support from whimsicott would help it out a lot if they're enough of a shitter to say in
User avatar #627744 to #627738 - nommonsterbaa (4 hours ago) [-]
I have a friend that's been determined and still is to use Malamar. I don't like it much myself, but something I thought about and told him was because Defog now has a way more practical use this gen, and is something seen fairly common now, Malamar could take advantage of it. If you get the chance, switch Malamar into a Defog to grab an evasion boost because of Contrary, could potentially be annoying.
User avatar #627741 to #627738 - supertanto (5 hours ago) [-]
When I used to play on showdown a bunch I used it on my RU team with Life Orb, Psycho cut, night slash, superpower, and topsy turvey with contrary of course. Is fun
#627735 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
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#627734 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #627729 - supertanto (9 hours ago) [-]
First time playing showdown in a couple of months
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-194722819
#rekt
User avatar #627725 - ikingdabsy (10 hours ago) [-]
On the subject of Dittos anyone got a spare 6iv Ditto they could give me?
User avatar #627717 - hoponthefeelstrain (11 hours ago) [-]
will someone trade a foreign ditto for my ditto?
User avatar #627722 to #627717 - makotoitou (11 hours ago) [-]
put it on the GTS and ask for another ditto. Eventually it should work.
User avatar #627724 to #627722 - hoponthefeelstrain (11 hours ago) [-]
thanks fam
User avatar #627716 - bsn (12 hours ago) [-]
Hello good people of FJ. I'm contemplating buying a link cable for Gameboy, but I don't know what type I should buy. I own Pokemon Gold and Crystal, got a GBA and I am going to borrow a GBC off a friend. I read somewhere that I should get a GBC link cable since the games are for GBC. Can anyone help me out?
User avatar #627718 to #627716 - tepidteal (11 hours ago) [-]
There's a one that has a dual cable, one for GBC and one for GBA. Like this - www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GKL905O/ref=pd_lpo_sb
User avatar #627719 to #627718 - bsn (11 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the suggestion. I had to go on the UK site and found an official product instead. Again, thanks because I didn't think of there being a dual cable!
User avatar #627720 to #627719 - tepidteal (11 hours ago) [-]
Sure.
#627713 - mymyamo (12 hours ago) [-]
I've hit a bit of a cross-roads it seems..

I've got an attacker M-Absol who currently utilizes both Ice Beam & Fire Blast
I was only planning on keeping one of these moves in my set until i can finally switch them out for Knock off and Superpower. Thing is, the've become so damn useful ingame/competitively that i've become slightly reluctant as to whether i should replace or not..

wat do?
would going with Sucker P/Knock off/Fire Blast or Ice-Beam/Super Power still be the smarter choice?
#627808 to #627713 - apurpleliger (41 minutes ago) [-]
I've found Fire Blast to be useful enough with such high damage against some stuff like Forretress, but Ice Beam probably doesn't hold enough of an advantage over the other options for anything that isn't 4x weak
User avatar #627721 to #627713 - makotoitou (11 hours ago) [-]
fire blast is decent, but ice beam is le shit
User avatar #627714 to #627713 - mymyamo (12 hours ago) [-]
also current E.V spread is; 252 Atk /32 SpA /224 Spe
User avatar #627727 to #627704 - supertanto (9 hours ago) [-]
dank memes bruh
User avatar #627806 to #627727 - ajrin (53 minutes ago) [-]
thanks
#627702 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
anyone want a ralts with hidden ability?
User avatar #627732 to #627702 - allnamesrtaken (7 hours ago) [-]
If you still have it, is it male or female, with what nature?
#627689 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
Y'all wanna know what's really fun? Mega Audino.

I might just be versing scrubs and shitlords, but MAudino is fun as fuck to use since it gets real bulky real quick and you can feel the butthurt while they get rekt by pink piece of shit great mega.
User avatar #627737 to #627689 - AWESOMEJANDRO (6 hours ago) [-]
How u running it?
User avatar #627731 to #627689 - scytherkris (8 hours ago) [-]
Mega Chem is master race
#627707 to #627689 - ikingdabsy (15 hours ago) [-]
Y'all wanna know what's really fucking cute? Mega Diancie.
I want to include this Mon in my teams as much as possible.
User avatar #627733 to #627707 - shedinja (7 hours ago) [-]
Hasty with diamond storm, moon blast, earth power and rock polish

Sonic and then rape everything
#627736 to #627733 - ikingdabsy (6 hours ago) [-]
That actually sounds really good, with RP I could pop my EVs into HP over speed
User avatar #627710 to #627707 - makotoitou (14 hours ago) [-]
do the balky set
User avatar #627712 to #627710 - ikingdabsy (13 hours ago) [-]
On mega?
User avatar #627723 to #627712 - makotoitou (11 hours ago) [-]
do whatever mang, just make sure to call it meguca
User avatar #627728 to #627723 - ikingdabsy (9 hours ago) [-]
I can't rename it ;_;
User avatar #627706 to #627689 - alicorn ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Audino is good but nobody uses it because of endless funbro, i've seen maybe three since i started playing again
User avatar #627709 to #627706 - makotoitou (14 hours ago) [-]
everybody also forgets it becomes part Fairy, which is fun.
#627693 to #627689 - alpacalypse (12/18/2014) [-]
Y'all wanna know what's really fun? Mega Slowbro.

motherfucker can tank a bolt strike and slack it off back to full health
User avatar #627708 to #627693 - ikingdabsy (15 hours ago) [-]
Also, Sluh Bruh an awesum
User avatar #627695 to #627693 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but that's an established threat. Like saying "Man Greninja so good, always getting the OHKOs".

Nobody expects the Madoka Bunny-thing.
User avatar #627697 to #627695 - alpacalypse (12/18/2014) [-]
what if I just switched into chansey
User avatar #627698 to #627697 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
I'd tell you to Knock it Off

*badum ching*
User avatar #627700 to #627698 - alpacalypse (12/18/2014) [-]
either way you just got toxic'd
and will be promptly tossed seismicly while you're chinging your heal bell
User avatar #627701 to #627700 - makotoitou (12/18/2014) [-]
no but eggs
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