pls grandma. Stiff whore better buy me a cold soda pop. Source i gave my grandma two dallars to get me "an arizona tea and a Reese' s cup" and she throught me t gramma what are You grandma STAHP
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pls grandma

pls grandma. Stiff whore better buy me a cold soda pop. Source i gave my grandma two dallars to get me "an arizona tea and a Reese' s cup" and she throught me t

Stiff whore better buy me a cold soda pop

Source
i gave my grandma two dallars to get me "an arizona tea and
a Reese' s cup" and she throught me this and gave me my
money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma wiuld have given me a tive and thrown in a new pair at
scary i wasnt aware that this was the gaddamn grandma olympics
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#46 - zerkerex (12/22/2013) [-]
I searched grandma oplymics and i was not dissapointed
#58 to #46 - John Cena (12/22/2013) [-]
Now quickly. Search Pain Olympics.
User avatar #111 to #58 - zerkerex (12/22/2013) [-]
Why would you do this to me?
#128 to #46 - matttboyagain (12/22/2013) [-]
I searched grandma olympics and got this.
#1 - banditowolf (12/22/2013) [-]
mfw at grandmas house
mfw at grandmas house
User avatar #155 to #1 - steelwoolsheep (12/22/2013) [-]
he looks so chill and calm, its like hes just sitting there hanging out.
User avatar #2 to #1 - alarmdemon (12/22/2013) [-]
yes we all saw front page that day...
#3 to #2 - banditowolf (12/22/2013) [-]
i'm sorry
i'm sorry
User avatar #4 to #3 - alarmdemon (12/22/2013) [-]
its okay bae
#29 to #2 - John Cena (12/22/2013) [-]
**** off it was the best use of this gif ever on fj
#92 to #29 - John Cena (12/22/2013) [-]
too bad this use has beendone multiple times over
User avatar #110 to #92 - calvarylad (12/22/2013) [-]
To bad everything on the ******* Internet has been used many times
#45 to #1 - josieabby (12/22/2013) [-]
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#16 - legayunicorn (12/22/2013) [-]
mfw I live at my grandma's house,.
mfw I live at my grandma's house,.
User avatar #182 to #16 - cookiel (12/22/2013) [-]
I do too
#72 to #16 - John Cena (12/22/2013) [-]
watch out for wolves then!
User avatar #117 to #16 - downstrait (12/22/2013) [-]
nice try, you can't be that fit.
User avatar #18 to #16 - thatsadpotato (12/22/2013) [-]
that doesn't really sound like a good thing.
User avatar #20 to #18 - kyrozor (12/22/2013) [-]
When I was younger I pretty much did the same thing. My mother worked an awful lot and was a single parent for the longest time.
User avatar #219 to #18 - legayunicorn (12/23/2013) [-]
Well there are reasons why we live with her.


Actually though, it's quite fun. She is a person, so she has her flaws (sexist is one of them)

The house is always clean and she's laidback (til angry) She cares about us (me and my sis), like a lot, and is always there for us. Our mother, who was really never there, is... well... not the best. Our grandmother though, is like a mom, better than a mom.

We get away with things a lot, but she can hold her ground like an iron maiden. When your mom really isn't a mom anymore, my grandma becomes your mom. I freaking love her to death. I would die for her no matter what.
#221 to #219 - garroshhellscream (12/23/2013) [-]
My mom isnt my mom anymore. Does that mean your grandma is my mom now as well?
User avatar #8 - redflame (12/22/2013) [-]
Too bad my grandma isn't a shoplifter
#43 - josieabby (12/22/2013) [-]
When Grandma is going to walk to the store in a bad neighborhood.
When Grandma is going to walk to the store in a bad neighborhood.
User avatar #13 - kirkbot (12/22/2013) [-]
who sends their grandma to get groceries? it should be the other way around
User avatar #84 to #13 - RamzaBeoulve (12/22/2013) [-]
She was probably going out either way.
#86 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
I remember my grandmother gave me €80 for Christmas one year. I, like the dumbass I am, let it fall out of my pocket on the way to the cinema and lost it, and ended up going back home crying. She called in later that day to give me a hug and €100 when she heard what happened and that I was upset.

She's a great lady, consoling my retarded ass.
#41 - nervaaurelius (12/22/2013) [-]
mfw getting arizona ice tea
#113 to #41 - toxicovrtake (12/22/2013) [-]
Wheres the Bullet wound?
#56 to #41 - johnnygat (12/22/2013) [-]
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#167 - skullnigga (12/22/2013) [-]
what do you mean you arent hungry?
User avatar #77 - hyeroshi (12/22/2013) [-]
If my grandma ever got me something because I asked I'd probably freak out. She hasn't been alive for nearly 40 years.
User avatar #76 - weenieandthebutt (12/22/2013) [-]
I thought this was going to be another Trayvon Martins bashing for a second.

User avatar #100 to #76 - mrselfdestruct (12/22/2013) [-]
i thought the same thing.
I was about to comment, "but trayvon bought skittles"
User avatar #11 - alhemicar (12/22/2013) [-]
My grandma is so ******* greedy, she chooses to eat bread and water just to save a few marks
User avatar #88 to #11 - alarmdemon (12/22/2013) [-]
marks?what is this 1915
User avatar #101 to #88 - alhemicar (12/22/2013) [-]
Our currency is called convertible marks
#34 - pivotmasterdm (12/22/2013) [-]
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My grandma is a man hater and I have to sit and watch while she gives presents to all my female cousins and gives us males vitamins.
I'm not ******** you. ******* vitamins.
Pic related, it's the huge tub she bought me and all of my male cousins for christmas last year.
User avatar #38 to #34 - niggernazi (12/22/2013) [-]
i bet she is a femenist
#63 to #38 - thempc ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #34 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
look at it this way

At least she got you SOMETHING
#79 to #34 - slothmaster (12/22/2013) [-]
*****		, nothing is better than those gummy vitamin 			*****		.   
I used to eat those like candy.
***** , nothing is better than those gummy vitamin ***** .
I used to eat those like candy.
User avatar #49 to #34 - jackmanagan (12/22/2013) [-]
hey man. vitamins are expensive. thats a decent gift.
#106 - freedomisntfree (12/22/2013) [-]
My Grandma would have bough scratch offs with the money I gave her and when I asked her for my tea and resee's cups, would have asked what I was talking about.
#108 to #106 - calvarylad (12/22/2013) [-]
Took the words outta my mouth
Took the words outta my mouth
#153 - John Cena (12/22/2013) [-]
I wish I had a rich, white grandmother who was able to be the sweet old lady that everybody loves.
My grandmother was poor and homeless, so we had to have her live in our small apartment. She made her meager amount of money from the jewelry she would sell in the city.
User avatar #71 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (12/22/2013) [-]
My grandma would tell me to get it myself.
#28 - omnipunk (12/22/2013) [-]
Damn old people, can't do anything right
User avatar #65 to #62 - mayormilkman (12/22/2013) [-]
Most Tumblr posts are resposts these days.
#231 - dildobarbarian (12/23/2013) [-]
What is that **** in that carton? Looks like piss... and that carton thing looks like something you would sell brake fluid in or something, not bloody Tea! WTF man...You muricans wouldn't know tea if it hit you in the chins.
User avatar #232 to #231 - alarmdemon (12/23/2013) [-]
well for close to a dollar you know what to expect,someone's HIV infested spinal fluid.
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