please help. I decided to post this as a anon so i dont come off as a thumb whore. I will be posting the video under the name Monarch. please help guys and be s
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please help. I decided to post this as a anon so i dont come off as a thumb whore. I will be posting the video under the name Monarch. please help guys and be s

I decided to post this as a anon so i dont come off as a thumb whore. I will be posting the video under the name Monarch. please help guys and be specific as to what you want me to do. sorry for the manor typo, and dont forget to thumb! thanks guys!

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#6 - ilovehue ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?
#27 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
wow, im kinda pissed off this got so popular. if its for a class you should have wrote your paper on a little better site then funnyjunk.
#26 - anonymous (12/05/2013) [-]
Relax, a little! I'm awful at talking to girls and just walking up them and trying to talk is hard. but, just know they are people too. just pretend like you are talking to a friend.
#24 - Jesusnipples (12/03/2013) [-]
Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me
User avatar #23 - shreddednation (12/03/2013) [-]
The word of the day is legs,
want to come to my place and spread the words?
User avatar #20 - glubdogar (12/03/2013) [-]
walk p to a girl in the bar. stare at her crotch. when she notice and ask´s what you are doing ask her this. "are you gonna eat that"
User avatar #19 - iliekbats (12/03/2013) [-]
Hi, I'm Mr. Right and I heard you've been looking for me?
#18 - datfeel (12/03/2013) [-]
how do you like your eggs? Scrambled or Fertilized?
#17 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
Because pluto isn't considered a planet, there are only 8, but after I destroy Uranus there will be 7.
User avatar #16 - lightingeagle (12/03/2013) [-]
Are you an angel, because **** me.
User avatar #15 - smallzninja (12/03/2013) [-]
Hey, I would like to apologize in advance for whatever mistake i make on our date tonight.

Do you have a map, because i keep getting lost in your eyes.

you- “Did it hurt?”
her- what? (or anything really.)
you- breaking through the earths crust from your ascension from hell.
her- what?
you- because you are so fine it has got to be a sin

Lets go get ice cream, then i can show you how i can stick my tongue aaaallllll the way to the bottom of the cone.

Perhaps i can give you the old lickaroo? *wink*

your ass is so hot, it just might spontaneously catch on fire, and if i had a glass of water, i would aim for your face, because in comparison, it would ignite the entire area.
#14 - ballwaffle (12/03/2013) [-]
did you fall from heaven? because i have an erection
#13 - draxdiesel (12/03/2013) [-]
if we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
if we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
#12 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
Is it hot here or is it just you?
User avatar #11 - FlyingCaribou (12/02/2013) [-]
>Do you wash your pants with windex? Because I can see myself in them.
>Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
>Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
>Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle.
>People call me *Monarch*, but you can call me tonight.
User avatar #10 - zaiopeperse (12/02/2013) [-]
If you were a cupcake I'd definitely eat you. Then I'd feel bad because I kept the best cupcake in the world for myself instead of sharing it. And also because I ate my friend, obviously
User avatar #8 - qosfortyone (12/02/2013) [-]
i was gonna pick the best butt **** it
www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/foodpickuplines.html
User avatar #5 - kanatana (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"So, how did you learn that Santa wasn't real?"

"How about dem Neo Nazis?"

"Have you heard the new Eminem album? I can't be Christian anymore, because apparently I now worship the Rap God."

"If I was a laptop battery, would you charge me up?"

"Life is a journey. Time is a stream. The door is ajar."

"Okay, so before you say anything, I need to tell you that it wasn't my fault."

"I don't have anything clever to say, but I think we should talk."

"My favorite birds? Small tits and huge boobies."

#3 - tortillasmurf (12/02/2013) [-]
"Hey, have a quick chat before my mates arrive?" Continue with asking about her/him opinions on different stuff going on in your town/country (politics, etc.) and avoid asking about things like education before you've run out of questions about her/his opinions. At least that's how I like to approach it,. Good luck with the video!
User avatar #1 - babyanalraper (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Under this account
Anonymous

Well...
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