pizza time. . we ordered dominos and the delivery person gave me the pizza and said "careful the hex is really hot" and i was like oh wow it is that' s weird th
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pizza time

we ordered dominos and the
delivery person gave me the pizza
and said "careful the hex is really
hot" and i was like oh wow it is
that' s weird this is way hotter than
usual
i pay for the pizza and open the box
and take out a slice and
they forgot to take the pizza off the
pan
the pan is in the boy
under the pizza
they *******
left the pan
underlie pizza
and now we have the pan
...
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#12 - I Am Monkey (03/31/2014) [-]
The **** did you think they meant by 'Personal pan pizza"?
User avatar #62 to #12 - Flammenwerfer (04/01/2014) [-]
This made me laugh more than the content. Thumb for you good sir and have a pleasant evening.
User avatar #63 to #12 - kazene (04/01/2014) [-]
Holy crap, I needed that laugh. Thank you so much. God bless this post.
#40 - dillweed (04/01/2014) [-]
Leave a pizza pan in the box call that Pan Pizza
User avatar #66 to #40 - badmotorfinger (04/01/2014) [-]
is this a reference to a Wayne song or what?
User avatar #103 to #67 - alcoholicsemen (04/01/2014) [-]
i miss video vixens
those were the days
User avatar #68 to #67 - badmotorfinger (04/01/2014) [-]
what part of the song
#69 to #68 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
watch the video and find it yourself you lazy ****
User avatar #71 to #69 - badmotorfinger (04/01/2014) [-]
also **** you
User avatar #70 to #69 - badmotorfinger (04/01/2014) [-]
she gotta big booty so i call her big booty
User avatar #112 to #40 - daix (04/01/2014) [-]
Forgot the obligatory " ***** "
User avatar #76 to #40 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
hit dora with pan call that pandora
#108 to #76 - swiggityswooty (04/01/2014) [-]
got my grandma on speed dial call that instagram.
#5 - clivestrive (03/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - brewswillis (03/31/2014) [-]
oh wow someone with a probably stressful life made a mistake.
thats so unbelievable
i have to use
enter.
a lot.
User avatar #13 to #1 - rumpelstilzchen (03/31/2014) [-]
Well, you have to admit: it's a funny story to tell.
User avatar #24 to #1 - demigodofmadness (04/01/2014) [-]
To be fair it makes it a lot easier to read than if they had just wrote it all on one line. It's kind of nice to just be able to read only moving your eyes up and down instead of reading left to write and then resetting your eyes like a type writer. Not that it makes much of a difference but it's still a pleasant surprise and it makes it seem like a lot less to read. I mean when you see words going on and on and on it gets kind of annoying, unless it's a book, but we're on the internet we don't actually like to read. I mean, isn't that why all the text posts that reach the front page are broken up like on 4chan instead of being written as a story?

tl;dr if you're reading this instead of that you're proving my point.
#106 to #24 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
Yeah guys cos moving your eyes left to right is really difficult, what a bro this guy is for breaking it up for me, extra thumbs for him. HOW ******* LAZY ARE YOU TO EVEN CONSIDER THAT...nope, I'm just done...
User avatar #78 to #1 - yuukoku (04/01/2014) [-]
>a lot.

Thank you. Dear God, thank you.
#110 to #1 - sarcasmexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
He was being Sarcastic, He doesn't really feel as though he needs to use enter a lot, and he doesn't think it was so unbelievable, he is therefore stating he shows some resentment towards this tumblr user in particular
User avatar #73 to #1 - coolcalx (04/01/2014) [-]
Let's complain
about
every
*******
thing
because
funnyjunk


faggot
User avatar #2 to #1 - spookyghostparty (03/31/2014) [-]
Alternatively, whoever was working the ovens was probably more baked than the pizza. Source: my illustrious career as a pizza delivery driver.
User avatar #6 to #2 - radeckal (03/31/2014) [-]
As a Domino's Manager I can confirm this comment as 100% fact. It would either have to be on purpose to leave the pan or you're just really ****** .
#95 to #6 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
what store you at? lol
#53 to #2 - sedativechunk (04/01/2014) [-]
"more baked than the pizza"
"more baked than the pizza"
#61 - AdamBaum (04/01/2014) [-]
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#60 - danzoshimura (04/01/2014) [-]
Why the hell do they always highlight certain parts? Do they only want me to read those parts?
#9 - howunexpected ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
I expected this to turn into another one of those "Whoops I accidentally said 'You're hotter than usual' hurr durr sexual tension posts    
I am still disappointed
I expected this to turn into another one of those "Whoops I accidentally said 'You're hotter than usual' hurr durr sexual tension posts
I am still disappointed
#88 to #9 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #9 - donatelo (04/01/2014) [-]
is school out for the 12 year old tumblr haters already?
User avatar #17 to #16 - howunexpected ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I have a Tumblr, and it was like 6 pm when I posted this... also not 12...
User avatar #65 to #17 - donatelo (04/01/2014) [-]
you dont use it. there is after school. you act 12.
User avatar #75 - landerp (04/01/2014) [-]
My senior year of high school I was a driver at this pizza place and my first day on the job this guy dropped a pan and while cutting a pizza he asked me to pick it up for him. I did because I was a newbie and wanted to help and picked up, at which time I burned this **** out of my fingers and flung the pan all the way across the kitchen. The douchebag didn't tell me he just pulled it out of the oven because he thought it was funny and I had to wrap up my fingers for the rest of that week. About two weeks later I told my manager that he had been drinking on the job and she fired him.
#81 to #75 - kyrieelleison ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I actually enjoyed your stories, mostly because I too worked as a delivery guy for a pizza place, though I burned myself sticking my hand in the oven more than on pans. The best stories seem to come from delivery jobs or McDonald's.
User avatar #83 to #81 - landerp (04/01/2014) [-]
Ya I agree I have some good stories of random stuff that went on in the kitchen or at the register but most of the crazy **** that happened to me was on deliveries, from getting chased back into my car by a cholo's pitbull and some crazy old woman answering the door with one of her tits hanging out of her shirt to getting a bong rip as a tip from a couple stoners I delivered to and getting a $20 tip from a drunk couple who answered the door wearing nothing but a bed sheet to cover themselves. I've seen some **** .
User avatar #77 to #75 - landerp (04/01/2014) [-]
Later that year I was working at Pizza Hut and in my first week while pulling a pizza out of the oven the pan slipped out of the grabbers and landed face up on the ground, still on the pan. I looked at my manager and she turned her head as if to say "I didn't see anything" so we didn't have to redo the entire order. I reached down and grabbed the pan on both sides, completely forgetting that I had just pulled it out of the oven. I once again burned the **** out of my fingers and threw the pizza up in the air, but this time it landed face down. I was about to clean it up but she was more concerned with my ****** up fingers and the potential for a worker's comp claim, since some bitch before me did the same thing and sued the restaurant. She applied burn ointment and wrapped up my fingers and I didn't have to do **** for the rest of my shift, and I got big tips on deliveries because people saw the bandages and felt bad for me.
User avatar #79 to #77 - landerp (04/01/2014) [-]
A couple months later I was delivering to a house in a nice neighborhood and was waiting on the front porch for the customer to come to the door. I saw a little toddler running to the door and I saw something move in my peripheral vision and looked down. Less than two feet from me was a ******* coral snake crawling out from behind from a potted plant. I went over in me head real quick "red and black, friend of Jack; red and yellow, kill a HOLY **** !!! I furiously started pounding on the door yelling for the little kid not to open the door and when the mom stuck her head out the door I yelled for her to close it and go around. She came out of the garage and I told her there was an extremely poisonous snake on her front porch so she went and got her husband, who after hearing the situation quickly retreated back inside and wasn't heard from again. I grabbed a hoe that was hanging on the wall of their garage and found the snake crawling through the grass away from the porch, at which time I cut off its head with one quick swing. I flung the head and the still squirming body away from the house using the hoe, and fulfilled my delivery boy duties by giving her the pizza. I left that house with the will of a warrior and a $15 tip in my pocket, and I'm sure the husband had a little explaining to do for pussing out on his manly duties.
User avatar #80 to #79 - landerp (04/01/2014) [-]
I worked as a driver for about 13 months and as a busser for about 2 months last summer so I have plenty more funny/weird/creepy stories from my working days so if these get positive reviews then I'd consider making some OC about it. It's nothing as crazy as McDisasters but hey, it's gotta be better than all the ******** comps that have taken over this site. Thumb or comment, just let me know if you think I should share more or if you think I should just **** off.
User avatar #82 to #80 - guisalpe (04/01/2014) [-]
Go make some OC you bastard
User avatar #21 - iknowimawesome (04/01/2014) [-]
Hoollllyyy **** yeah that happened to me..

We've had it for 4 years now and use it for pretty much everything that goes in the oven,

chicken strips, pizza (obviously), etc.. It's so perfect

We got it from fresh slice though
#91 - Indubidubly (04/01/2014) [-]
You had one job.
You had one job.
#25 - tobistrigoivii (04/01/2014) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled image** what ordering pizza got me
**tobistrigoivii rolled image** what ordering pizza got me
User avatar #27 to #25 - zodiacwolf (04/01/2014) [-]
are you in an 80s porno?
User avatar #31 to #27 - LordoftheBacon (04/01/2014) [-]
its an 80's pussy on pussy porno...lesbian/with fur
User avatar #47 to #25 - yaboybtrue (04/01/2014) [-]
That is the cutest ******* thing I've ever seen
User avatar #101 - naitsabesh ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
I expected this to be some "smooth" post about "the pizza is hot" "so are you" type of ****
.
User avatar #107 to #101 - mutzaki (04/01/2014) [-]
So did I.
#37 - mymommasallama (04/01/2014) [-]
wow so many dominos employees....seeing as i worked as a dominos delivery guy for a few years i have a very important public service announcement:    
do not be a dick  while calling in a delivery to any pizza place. remember.....the delivery driver is going to be alone with your dinner for 5-10 minutes....no manager.....no customer....just a pissed off pizza guy rembering "that dick" on the phone.....in their car....alone....
wow so many dominos employees....seeing as i worked as a dominos delivery guy for a few years i have a very important public service announcement:
do not be a dick while calling in a delivery to any pizza place. remember.....the delivery driver is going to be alone with your dinner for 5-10 minutes....no manager.....no customer....just a pissed off pizza guy rembering "that dick" on the phone.....in their car....alone....
User avatar #52 to #37 - fitemeirlbro (04/01/2014) [-]
one time i called dominos and the confused me for a lady i dont call them anymore
#85 to #52 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
Well obviously you sound like a lady on the phone, otherwise they would not have confused you for a lady; even the most dense of people can differentiate between the two tones.
User avatar #89 to #37 - ivviism (04/01/2014) [-]
This reminds me of being a courtesy clerk (grocery bagger/ cart pusher) for King Soopers:

Sometimes the elderly people will have you help them unload their groceries to their car. Not any problem, some people can't carry the **** , weight restrictions or whatever. But sometimes you have that one prick, who just gets in their car when you start loading it into their trunk, doesn't say "thank you" or anything at all, just rudely gets in and shuts the door and starts their car while you load it in. So, what I love to do, is twist the bag handles around one hand, and carefully turn every bag upside down as I load it in, so it goes everywhere while they drive. And add a little extra fun, put huge bags of heavy things right on top of things like bread, completely ruining it. It's easy because they're not watching you, since they're being an asshole waiting in their car and can't see what you're doing. And they can't prove you did it: what if you took a corner too quick, or hit a bump that sent your groceries flying around? I do not like rude people.
User avatar #50 to #37 - thenewgizmobox (04/01/2014) [-]
how long have you had that pizza gif just waiting to post it?
#51 to #37 - thecharliesheen (04/01/2014) [-]
ALL HAIL DOMINOES PIZZA GUY WHO MAY OR MAY NOT JIZZ IN MY PIZZA.
ALL HAIL DOMINOES PIZZA GUY WHO MAY OR MAY NOT JIZZ IN MY PIZZA.
#90 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
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#97 to #90 - anon (04/01/2014) [-]
what the hell was that?
User avatar #102 to #90 - junkbox (04/01/2014) [-]
"The pizza is aggressive."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mSg48mxFvU
#34 - kcwsooners (04/01/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Who I eat pizza with.
#35 to #34 - kcwsooners (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh ******* hell someone help.
#39 to #35 - solarknight (04/01/2014) [-]
no one can help you now.
User avatar #118 - droghandel (04/01/2014) [-]
politicsexplain

economicsexplain


EXPLAIN WHY PIZZA GUY DID DIS
#121 to #118 - politicsexplain (04/01/2014) [-]
Maybe it was a busy day and the cook wasn't paying attention, or maybe it was a workplace bet. Doesn't really have anything to do with politics, but that is certainly not a very wise economic decision when it comes to the price of an industrial pizza pan.

pic unrelated.
#92 - jaketasticness (04/01/2014) [-]
I just started working for Dominos a week ago and I can't even see how someone could **** up THAT bad... I mean you have to take the pizza out of the pan, cut it, place the sheet underneath it inside the box and then you're good. Someone skipped like three major ******* steps...
User avatar #116 to #92 - hashtronaut (04/01/2014) [-]
it probably didn't happen. it's april first and i'm on the internet... I'm not believing **** today.
User avatar #23 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/01/2014) [-]
The fact that people feel the need to highlight certain parts makes me feel like they don't think people are allowed to enjoy anything but the highlighted parts.
#72 - rebaj (04/01/2014) [-]
So...its a Pan Pizza?
So...its a Pan Pizza?
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