pick a side. . Islam Christianity inferior to men Allowed to sat batman? Multiple wives? OMEN OR BACON‘?. > Have multiple wives > Eat of bacon > on the church's doormat > Don't go to hell Atheism
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#4 - BloodyTurds (01/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Obligatory
#11 to #4 - monswine (01/24/2014) [-]
welcome to Mormonism
#12 - herbolifee (01/24/2014) [+] (11 replies)
> Have multiple wives   
> Eat 						*********					 of bacon   
> 						****					 on the church's doormat   
> Don't go to hell   
   
Atheism
> Have multiple wives
> Eat ********* of bacon
> **** on the church's doormat
> Don't go to hell

Atheism
User avatar #21 - loonquawl ONLINE (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Real question, why would you want multiple wives?
Think of all the issues you'd have with one, and imagine another women getting in on that, taking sides and it's probably not yours...
#24 to #23 - jleblucypher ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
false! The reason men are given the option to marry multiple wives (maximum of 4) are for several reasons. During early Islam, many of the muslim men fought wars and in one particular war, many men died and the women found it very hard to find husbands. The few men were given the option to marry more wives so the women don't become prostitutes or a burden to society. Also, if a man's wife can't give birth, he can marry another woman. This practice is not encouraged unless you have no option and will be very sincere to your wives. You must treat them equally and if you don't, you'll face punishment. It is however unfortunate that some muslims use it as an excuse to marry women and simply have sex with them.
false! The reason men are given the option to marry multiple wives (maximum of 4) are for several reasons. During early Islam, many of the muslim men fought wars and in one particular war, many men died and the women found it very hard to find husbands. The few men were given the option to marry more wives so the women don't become prostitutes or a burden to society. Also, if a man's wife can't give birth, he can marry another woman. This practice is not encouraged unless you have no option and will be very sincere to your wives. You must treat them equally and if you don't, you'll face punishment. It is however unfortunate that some muslims use it as an excuse to marry women and simply have sex with them.
#30 - yourmummy (01/24/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Actually Christianity banned bacon too,
Leviticus 11:7-8
And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.
User avatar #40 to #30 - BILLYBAM (01/24/2014) [-]
Mark 7-15 "Nothing outside a person can defile them by going into them. Rather, it is what comes out of a person that defiles them."
#28 - cpawsome ONLINE (01/24/2014) [+] (12 replies)
You can't contain the rage.
User avatar #39 to #33 - huffe (01/24/2014) [-]
every major religion was before islam
#9 - anonymous (01/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Women aren't inferior in christianity, because we follow the new testament. Men and women are equal in Christ.
User avatar #15 to #9 - traveltech ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's why women hold equal positions in the church
#16 - anonymous (01/24/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I felt the need to say that as a christian, i haven't ever once tried to convert anyone. I've never told anyone about "The word of Jesus" or what have you. I've never quoted a bible unless i was pointing out someone else hatred was not justifiable by our shared religious tenets.
Yet every day i see at least half a dozen atheist post telling me how fantastic they are because they are atheist. They usually go on, quite combatively, on how because they don't believe in following a set of non-obligatory rules, somehow makes them mentally superior than everyone who does. I fully support peoples right to believe in whatever they wish to, even if its nothing.I have to tell you, this smug-fedora mindset is very unpleasant.
Atheist, you know how you hate people getting up in your face and trying to convert you? Taking their beliefs and self righteously forcing them into your face? That is what is happening. Please do what you can to curtail these people if at all possible. Thank you.
#56 - anonymous (01/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Now let me give you a listen here ********* .
This is from Leviticus 11:7-8

"And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you."

Now of course some ChristianFags will go "hurrr durrrr levotcos is frm old testmont. we dunt folow old testmont" Then when it comes to gay people, they go and quote Leviticus about how God hates gays.

What a bunch of hypocrite faggots. Now I am not an AtheistFag or a TheistFag. I don't put any label on myself, but I recognize hypocrisy and ******** when I see them.
#68 to #56 - anonymous (01/24/2014) [-]
Then you read later on, at Mark 7:18-19

And He said to them, "Are you so lacking in understanding also? Do you not understand that whatever goes into the man from outside cannot defile him, 19because it does not go into his heart, but into his stomach, and is eliminated?"

Believe it or not many of these rules were time sensitive. Incest wasn't banned until pretty late (in time) in the bible, despite the assertion many have that it was from the beginning making what Adam and Eve's children had to have done wrong. It wasn't really. The thing involving food was struck down in the new testament...all food is clean. No hypocrisy, just a whole bunch of people that refuse to believe that the entire Bible doesn't take place at the same God damn time and thus must not be able to contradict itself. Let me tell you, if I say i am not married and get married in 2 years, I haven't contradicted myself, because I was unmarried when I said it.
#76 - captaincapital (01/24/2014) [-]
since when are Christians allowed to eat bacon?
User avatar #35 - darksideofthebeast (01/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
How about neither? Then I won't have rules that disable my human abilities.
User avatar #1 - avengerofthenight ONLINE (01/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I don't actually think that the bible forbids multiple wives... I could be wrong though.
User avatar #3 to #2 - avengerofthenight ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, when they like it. Then again the new testament doesn't lose a word about homosexuality and yet they always refer to leveticus, which is in the old testament because it fits in their reasoning..So, I guess if you really wanted multiple wives you could just argue like that... Or become a mormon. They have multiple wives, don't they?
#86 - leonidasking (01/24/2014) [-]
I eat bacon, and i only want one wife, and still im not christian, what am i doing wrong?
User avatar #84 - douevensax (01/24/2014) [-]
Levictus is a Christian-baser's favorite book. Seriously, some of this doesn't apply anymore. Just because we read it doesn't mean we have to follow each of its ancient rules and guidelines.

>Inb4 someone uses Mark or some other book to present a flaw
User avatar #54 - asshatwithbuttface (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Hatred towards jews ✔ | ✔
Holy wars ✔ | ✔
BS stories ✔ | ✔
User avatar #91 to #54 - asshatwithbuttface (01/24/2014) [-]
Jeez, where do all the 9gag jesus lovers come from? you can kiss me at the honey hole, you ignorant know-nothings, your red thumbs make me proud / to be your enemy. BTW I'm ******* right, too. So...lose your V
#42 - kaboomz (01/24/2014) [-]
religion ********** sure are funny huh op?
#38 - dehumanizer (01/24/2014) [-]
Im pritty sure muslims arent allowed to drink alcohol but for christians its ok unless they become alcoholics.
User avatar #22 - anonemous (01/24/2014) [-]
start your own religion with bacon and multiple wives....
#20 - ofwgktadgafllbbbfb (01/24/2014) [-]
That was me, forgot to log in....
#19 - anonymous (01/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Christians don't hate gays, faggot.
User avatar #10 - laserninjashark (01/24/2014) [-]
tfw no bacon
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