penis. the card is mightier than a penis. C/ IN be squished by 3. 5" and it doesn' t matter if its 1/ MASTERCARD!. This guy confirms that this is true.
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the card is mightier than a penis

C/ IN be squished by 3. 5" and it doesn' t matter if its 1/ MASTERCARD!
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#1 - theblackhand (06/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
This guy confirms that this is true.
#8 - murillable (06/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
announcement
#3 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
BUT I HAVE DISCOVER!
User avatar #6 to #3 - deathbysnusnu (06/13/2014) [-]
Guess you won't be Discovering any pussy with it. k sorry
#20 - grimmwaters (06/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
What's 6 inches long and drives women crazy?


A $100 bill.
#24 to #20 - captainganto (06/13/2014) [-]
whats 12 inches long, stiff as a board, and makes women scream in the dead of night?

this is a pretty awful one, connsider yourself warned
cotdeath
#26 - fukyeahraptorr (06/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#22 - mooseslayer ONLINE (06/13/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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#37 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm a woman and I'm going to go ahead and speak for my gender when I say: **** yeah we like presents. **** yeah I like diamonds. **** yeah I like Prada and LV and having expensive makeup and nice clothes. But what comes first is the bills. Wanna satisfy a woman? Be able to help provide a roof over your heads and food on your table. What I as a woman want is a man, a man who WANTS to provide everything for me. But as a decent and hard working person, I also WANT to provide everything for my man. Everything else is secondary.

So yeah, woman like baubles, but they like the bills paid more.
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#31 - phatninja ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
You could get a tattoo of a 100$ bill on your D*** so everytime your gf wants to blow 100$
User avatar #21 - iamtheceej (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
acirikis
#14 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
Obligatory "oh my god if a rock makes the front page" post
#13 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
Woman: QUACK
#10 - oxki (06/13/2014) [-]
Hey, what a cool piece of content!








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User avatar #7 - jamessevensix (06/13/2014) [-]
dammit...mine's only two inches
and it dangles from my key chain...
User avatar #17 - sygile (06/13/2014) [-]
**sygile rolls 437,973,699** OP is stating a fact. I use this technique regularly.
User avatar #16 - iamtheceej (06/13/2014) [-]
I have an... announcement to make.
User avatar #11 - thebellboy (06/13/2014) [-]
**** DA POOOOOLICE
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