passive aggressive christians. .. I wanna know what he was doing exactly? Talking about atheism? Summoning demons? Masturbating loudly? Talking about atheism with loudly masturbating demons? I m passive aggressive christians I wanna know what he was doing exactly? Talking about atheism? Summoning demons? Masturbating loudly? atheism with loudly masturbating m
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - vorarephilia
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(06/17/2014) [-]
I wanna know what he was doing exactly?

Talking about atheism?
Summoning demons?
Masturbating loudly?
Talking about atheism with loudly masturbating demons?

I must know.
User avatar #77 to #6 - cakeduck
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Or perhaps loudly masturbating to atheist demons?
atheism doesn't fit into that sentence
User avatar #150 to #6 - neokun
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #181 to #6 - goldenfairy
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Having premarital homo sex with demon who is masturbating while chanting atheistic mantras.
#184 to #6 - anon id: 0ce242a7
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**** you they're not smart enough to say what they really mean at least they are trying. Douchebag
#7 to #6 - brokenhalf
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(06/18/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #86 to #7 - mrkek
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Whoo Dares Summon Meee?
#18 to #6 - twilightdusk
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Probably "Being two men in love" or "Praying to Islam"
#11 to #6 - withstrangeraeons
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(06/18/2014) [-]
definitely the last one.
#33 to #6 - ruckallthefules
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(06/18/2014) [-]
they were *******.

THEY WERE ******* OKAY.
User avatar #44 to #33 - xgreenmaidenx
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(06/18/2014) [-]
But how is that a "godless" activity.
#92 to #44 - kadish
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(06/18/2014) [-]
gay sex
User avatar #157 to #44 - masturbakor
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(06/18/2014) [-]
premarital sex is supposed to be a sin, but most christians forget that one. even though it is much worse a sin than homosexuality because the bible condemns it a lot more times.
#8 to #6 - fandomsexual
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#14 to #8 - anon id: e5306e0d
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(06/18/2014) [-]
my God that smile could bring about world peace
#73 to #14 - anon id: a7514209
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ah!gayyy.jpg
User avatar #131 to #73 - threeeighteen
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(06/18/2014) [-]
He could turn me gay.
User avatar #107 to #73 - nustix
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(06/18/2014) [-]
You should see the comment section about ryan gosling.
#98 to #73 - mejicoguy
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#1 - platinuminfernape
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#106 to #1 - squiresparkle
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User avatar #2 to #1 - turtletroll
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(06/17/2014) [-]
What kind of citation are you looking for
User avatar #3 to #2 - shallowandpedantic
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(06/17/2014) [-]
Thou must tone down thine godless activities betweenst the nigh of school and nigh of day. Barb&Tom 4:12
#4 to #3 - turtletroll
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(06/17/2014) [-]
You've done your research
You've done your research
#94 to #3 - anon id: a2668c06
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Barb&Tom 4:20*
Stupid joke, I know.
User avatar #176 to #94 - warioteam
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(06/18/2014) [-]
its not even a joke
#20 - geese
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Time for max volume Slayer.
#35 to #20 - anon id: 55e14eb0
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Or some good ol' Norwegian Death Metal. Such as Darkthrone or Keep of Kalessin. I may not know their language but by god they are passionate and it rumbles my giblets.
User avatar #119 to #35 - turtletroll
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Pretty sure Darkthrone is black metal
#112 to #20 - notnewaccount
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... You.. You got it...
Yeah... You.. You got it...
#22 - hudge
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Hey kid...

Want some "special" brownies?
#127 to #22 - adr
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I...I think that would make it a crime
#15 - rochal
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User avatar #105 - fyaq
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step 1.) think of something the internet would love to circlejerk over
step 2.) fake that situation
step 3.) claim its real and post on the internet for upvotes.


You people fall for the dumbest ****.
User avatar #117 to #105 - toosexyforyou
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(06/18/2014) [-]
You could post a picture of an ant and people would say it was fake. **** off
User avatar #186 to #117 - youregaylol
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Thats gotta be the ********* counter argument of 2014.
User avatar #189 to #117 - fyaq
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(06/18/2014) [-]
At least we believe retards still exist.
You keep giving us proof.
User avatar #216 to #189 - fyaq
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(06/18/2014) [-]
aww man thumb me down more toosexyforyou

thatll show me
#195 to #105 - anon id: 952e6573
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step 1.) Ignore fact that everything on the internet could be a lie
step 2.) Browse internet for funny content
step 3.) Have a laugh, as you're not going to use said content for any useful purpose anyway.
User avatar #215 to #195 - fyaq
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lol the point of being anonymous is so we dont know who you are, but its hilarious you thumb up your own comment.
User avatar #218 to #105 - curveball
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The old adage "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact" doesn't just apply to 4chan. Just because something isn't real doesn't mean it isn't funny (that's the point of a site like Funnyjunk).
User avatar #182 to #105 - xtwinblade
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this is the reason nobody would believe anything that actually happened.
If some random texan actually saw aliens, nobody would believe him because of the many times it turned out to be fake. If some woman says she can actually see the future, everybody will just think its a coincidence when she gets something right and nobody would believe it.

The internet and photoshop has made it extremely difficult to prove a situation and for it not to be labeled as "fake & gay"
User avatar #116 to #105 - commontroll
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Like the waitress who claimed that some Christians wrote down "I refuse to tip somebody who is living a lifestyle that I find wrong" or whatever. Then the people who she claimed did it saw the picture and pulled out their copy of the receipt and showed that she was lying. Then the bitch just said "Yeah, well it could have happened, I was just making a point," even though she was accepting money from supporters.
#211 to #116 - xseargeantxpainx
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Damn really? You have a link so I can see that? I just can't believe some people are capable of this...
User avatar #162 to #116 - instalation
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That pissed me off so much. I remember finding out about her lies.
#37 - anon id: f17a5733
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circle jerking atheists always assume the atheist is right without any additional information. **** all of you.
#173 to #37 - apolloeighteen
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#40 to #37 - youknowwhothisis
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Pack mentality is just as prevalent in christian society as well, which is clearly being presented by the amount of butthurt coming from you so, **** you too buddy.
#63 to #40 - anon id: dad593fb
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(06/18/2014) [-]
I think he/she was being sarcastic.
#228 to #63 - youknowwhothisis
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(06/21/2014) [-]
Eh. I can never tell.
#80 to #63 - mummyslittlebitch
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(06/18/2014) [-]
Just say they
Just say they
User avatar #227 to #80 - youknowwhothisis
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(06/21/2014) [-]
"that person" would've worked nicely.
#129 to #80 - anon id: dad593fb
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"They" is plural
#161 to #80 - instalation
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(06/18/2014) [-]
It's pretty widely accepted now, but "they" is actually incorrect in this case. Anon is actually right.
#224 to #161 - mummyslittlebitch
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Some finicky asshole sitting on tumblr or whatever doesn't determine what proper language is. Popular usage, pervading dialect, and how people actually speak do. English speakers have been using they as a gender neutral pronoun for a long ass ******* time. No, it is not "incorrect", you maniac. And since there is no pronunciation for a / in spoken English, I suggest you come up with a better alternative than he/she or she/he or whatever. Until there is another, better, actual single word to replace it, people are gonna keep saying they.
#225 to #224 - instalation
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You're pretty retarded, you know that?
#226 to #225 - mummyslittlebitch
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#78 - sirbrentcoe
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well, that depends. what godless activity? if you want me to stop tying my wife up to the ceiling, beating her ass with whips and ******* her until she passes out, that's reasonable. if you want me to stop playing Slayer, your SOL lady.
well, that depends. what godless activity? if you want me to stop tying my wife up to the ceiling, beating her ass with whips and ******* her until she passes out, that's reasonable. if you want me to stop playing Slayer, your SOL lady.
#110 - rmoran
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(06/18/2014) [-]
I can't judge their message until we find out what they're referring to.
I can't judge their message until we find out what they're referring to.
User avatar #122 to #110 - Greevon
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Seeeeeeeeeex
User avatar #137 to #110 - chuckbillrow
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goat sacrifice
User avatar #143 to #110 - jacodpwns
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gay sex while listening to slayer
User avatar #30 - aherorising
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I barely get what everyone's so pissed about. at least they're asking sort-of nicely, and give a very good reason.
User avatar #31 to #30 - TheHutchie
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The only real problem with it is the word "Godless", which conveys a certain sense of contempt and condescension. It makes me doubt that "Barb & Tom" will see and treat their heathen neighbours as equals.
User avatar #32 to #31 - aherorising
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that's the most obvious way of looking at it, but perhaps they simply used it to make it clear they mean the sex. Though perhaps rude, it isn't that insulting a word to use as indicative of the activity referred to.
User avatar #38 to #32 - cocopopsonfire
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i dont understand why the word sex is considered bad, we all do it inb4 no gf

its the same with the word ****

people are so sensitive to absolute nonsense
User avatar #43 to #38 - aherorising
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yeah, well. I'm under the impression the neighbours are religious, but quite mannered people. Especially as they're new neighbours, perhaps they want to avoid explicitly mentioning you heard them moaning and stuff, as it might become awkward and emberassing, whereas as new neighbours you'd like to be accepted into the community/? I dunno. gotta get back to studying.
User avatar #69 to #38 - kilotech
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remember that hot coffee mod BS rockstar went through? people always get pissed at the slightest mention of sex
#223 to #69 - slightest
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Guess ill have to stop mentioning it.
User avatar #34 to #32 - TheHutchie
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Well that, like most words, is subjective. It depends on who you're sending it to, and how they'll react.

They're sending this letter to two full-grown adults who are likely far less religious, if at all, than the senders are. There's no real need to bring God into it at all. They have no reason to euphemise; they could just say "sexual activities" and avoid any chance of somebody like myself, feeling as if they're being spoken down to.

Essentially, I think that bringing God into it in the first place has a higher risk of some kind of provocation than the alternatives, even if they're more blunt.
#165 to #31 - instalation
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Yeah, I agree with you. I'm glad nobody here on this site would ever treat people with hostility because of something they do. Could you imagine?