passive aggressive christians. .. I wanna know what he was doing exactly? Talking about atheism? Summoning demons? Masturbating loudly? Talking about atheism with loudly masturbating demons? I m
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#6 - vorarephilia (06/17/2014) [-]
I wanna know what he was doing exactly?

Talking about atheism?
Summoning demons?
Masturbating loudly?
Talking about atheism with loudly masturbating demons?

I must know.
User avatar #77 to #6 - cakeduck (06/18/2014) [-]
Or perhaps loudly masturbating to atheist demons?
atheism doesn't fit into that sentence
User avatar #150 to #6 - neokun (06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #181 to #6 - goldenfairy (06/18/2014) [-]
Having premarital homo sex with demon who is masturbating while chanting atheistic mantras.
#184 to #6 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
**** you they're not smart enough to say what they really mean at least they are trying. Douchebag
User avatar #86 to #7 - mrkek (06/18/2014) [-]
Whoo Dares Summon Meee?
#18 to #6 - twilightdusk ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Probably "Being two men in love" or "Praying to Islam"
#33 to #6 - ruckallthefules (06/18/2014) [-]
they were ******* .

THEY WERE ******* OKAY.
User avatar #44 to #33 - xgreenmaidenx (06/18/2014) [-]
But how is that a "godless" activity.
#92 to #44 - kadish (06/18/2014) [-]
gay sex
User avatar #157 to #44 - masturbakor (06/18/2014) [-]
premarital sex is supposed to be a sin, but most christians forget that one. even though it is much worse a sin than homosexuality because the bible condemns it a lot more times.
#11 to #6 - withstrangeraeons (06/18/2014) [-]
definitely the last one.
#8 to #6 - fandomsexual (06/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 to #8 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
my God that smile could bring about world peace
#73 to #14 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
ah!gayyy.jpg
User avatar #131 to #73 - threeeighteen (06/18/2014) [-]
He could turn me gay.
User avatar #107 to #73 - nustix (06/18/2014) [-]
You should see the comment section about ryan gosling.
#15 - rochal ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
#20 - geese ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Time for max volume Slayer.
#35 to #20 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
Or some good ol' Norwegian Death Metal. Such as Darkthrone or Keep of Kalessin. I may not know their language but by god they are passionate and it rumbles my giblets.
User avatar #119 to #35 - turtletroll (06/18/2014) [-]
Pretty sure Darkthrone is black metal
#112 to #20 - notnewaccount (06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... You.. You got it...
Yeah... You.. You got it...
#78 - sirbrentcoe (06/18/2014) [-]
well, that depends. what godless activity? if you want me to stop tying my wife up to the ceiling, beating her ass with whips and 			*******		 her until she passes out, that's reasonable. if you want me to stop playing Slayer, your SOL lady.
well, that depends. what godless activity? if you want me to stop tying my wife up to the ceiling, beating her ass with whips and ******* her until she passes out, that's reasonable. if you want me to stop playing Slayer, your SOL lady.
#110 - rmoran (06/18/2014) [-]
I can't judge their message until we find out what they're referring to.
I can't judge their message until we find out what they're referring to.
User avatar #122 to #110 - Greevon (06/18/2014) [-]
Seeeeeeeeeex
User avatar #137 to #110 - chuckbillrow (06/18/2014) [-]
goat sacrifice
User avatar #143 to #110 - jacodpwns (06/18/2014) [-]
gay sex while listening to slayer
#100 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm not Godless, I just go to a different church is all. Ia! ia! Fhtagn!
#179 to #100 - dogziller (06/18/2014) [-]
that is nit dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die.
ia dagon, ia cthulhu fhtagn
#22 - hudge (06/18/2014) [-]
Hey kid...

Want some "special" brownies?
#127 to #22 - adr (06/18/2014) [-]
I...I think that would make it a crime
#136 - thesunpraiser (06/18/2014) [-]
Guys FW.
#76 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh what so now I can't make scat porn on my own lawn in the middle of the afternoon? I thought this was America!
#133 - DiabloStrawhat (06/18/2014) [-]
I guess the miracle of conception and eventual childbirth is pretty godless, eh neighbor?

User avatar #105 - fyaq (06/18/2014) [-]
step 1.) think of something the internet would love to circlejerk over
step 2.) fake that situation
step 3.) claim its real and post on the internet for upvotes.


You people fall for the dumbest **** .
User avatar #218 to #105 - curveball (06/18/2014) [-]
The old adage "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact" doesn't just apply to 4chan. Just because something isn't real doesn't mean it isn't funny (that's the point of a site like Funnyjunk).
User avatar #117 to #105 - toosexyforyou (06/18/2014) [-]
You could post a picture of an ant and people would say it was fake. **** off
User avatar #186 to #117 - youregaylol (06/18/2014) [-]
Thats gotta be the ********* counter argument of 2014.
User avatar #189 to #117 - fyaq (06/18/2014) [-]
At least we believe retards still exist.
You keep giving us proof.
User avatar #216 to #189 - fyaq (06/18/2014) [-]
aww man thumb me down more toosexyforyou

thatll show me
User avatar #182 to #105 - xtwinblade ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
this is the reason nobody would believe anything that actually happened.
If some random texan actually saw aliens, nobody would believe him because of the many times it turned out to be fake. If some woman says she can actually see the future, everybody will just think its a coincidence when she gets something right and nobody would believe it.

The internet and photoshop has made it extremely difficult to prove a situation and for it not to be labeled as "fake & gay"
#195 to #105 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
step 1.) Ignore fact that everything on the internet could be a lie
step 2.) Browse internet for funny content
step 3.) Have a laugh, as you're not going to use said content for any useful purpose anyway.
User avatar #215 to #195 - fyaq (06/18/2014) [-]
lol the point of being anonymous is so we dont know who you are, but its hilarious you thumb up your own comment.
User avatar #116 to #105 - commontroll (06/18/2014) [-]
Like the waitress who claimed that some Christians wrote down "I refuse to tip somebody who is living a lifestyle that I find wrong" or whatever. Then the people who she claimed did it saw the picture and pulled out their copy of the receipt and showed that she was lying. Then the bitch just said "Yeah, well it could have happened, I was just making a point," even though she was accepting money from supporters.
#211 to #116 - xseargeantxpainx (06/18/2014) [-]
Damn really? You have a link so I can see that? I just can't believe some people are capable of this...
User avatar #162 to #116 - instalation (06/18/2014) [-]
That pissed me off so much. I remember finding out about her lies.
User avatar #151 - arsonistchapel (06/18/2014) [-]
Hey kid, heroin isn't THAT bad.
#134 - thelastelephant (06/18/2014) [-]
>implying my activities are godless
#135 - bodyrokr (06/18/2014) [-]
Blast Slayer until they move.
#139 to #135 - fourchinsbrah (06/18/2014) [-]
blast this instead
#174 to #135 - organicglory (06/18/2014) [-]
just some soft stuff
just some soft stuff
#175 to #174 - Toximan (06/18/2014) [-]
Death is master race. Necrophagist works as well.
#178 to #175 - organicglory (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm gettin that reaper in the logo tatted this weekend   
   
 don't forget sodom
I'm gettin that reaper in the logo tatted this weekend

don't forget sodom
User avatar #180 to #178 - Toximan (06/18/2014) [-]
Sick! I want to get the new Death logo as a tat somewhere.
#142 - bestfoxgirl (06/18/2014) [-]
**bestfoxgirl rolled image** <- What OP was doing
#156 to #142 - fuckoatmeal (06/18/2014) [-]
** *********** rolled image** Burning rubber or rubbers?
#140 - blackermagic (06/18/2014) [-]
mfw their faces after
#101 - mejicoguy (06/18/2014) [-]
Now i'll never know
#118 - arcticdino (06/18/2014) [-]
apparently he wasn't hydrating.
User avatar #26 - baine (06/18/2014) [-]
I don't think anybody would want their young daughter hearing that early on in her life.
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