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User avatar #1603 - gibroner ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Ghost stories thread. I'll start:

This was about 2 years ago. I was hanging out with some friends at our friends grandpas house. His grandpa didn't live there anymore because he was too old to take care of himself bu they kept the house because it had been the family home for a few generations and it was on a good plot of land. Me and my buddies would go up there to hang out because it had a pool and there and it was out in the middle of nowhere so we could be loud and obnoxious drinking, and smoking and what not. My Friend had told me that he thought the house was haunted. Stories about weird noises and doors opening and closing for no apparent reason that sort of stuff. I always just sort of brushed it off not because I thought he was lying but because he was really superstitious so I just dismissed it as him imaging stuff. Until one day when me, him, and two other people were hanging out there one day just chilling we'd had a bit to drink but none of us were drunk. We had all come inside after swimming and were sitting around talking when all the sudden we heard footsteps up stairs. They were heavy foot steps too like someone really big was walking around up there. We all just sat and silently listening to them as they walked to the end of the upstairs hallway and into his grandfather's old room. At first we thought that someone might have been squatting in the house so my friend grabbed an axe and we all went up stairs to check it out as we walked up we could hear movement in the room and the bed creaking like someone plopped down on it. When got into the room there was nothing in there. At this point we were starting to get freaked out but we laughed it off. Then we heard the foot steps again out in the hallway behind us they went down the stairs quickly into the kitchen. We all rushed down stairs into the kitchen but saw nothing again. The all the sudden the player piano in the other room start playing. At that point we decided to get the fuck out of there.
User avatar #1606 to #1603 - nigalthornberry (1 hour ago) [-]
Gonna Give the short version of this because I'm lazy
>Mom's dad dies when she was 15
>He haunts the house see him walking around at night. House sold and new owners got the shit scared out of them and left

>My dad's dad dies when I'm born (Same exact time)
> I get all of his traits

>My dad dies when I'm 14
>I see his shit going about the house and giving me back rubs at night


#1601 - syshusky (09/30/2014) [-]
Not sure if paranormal but it did scare the shit out of me.

About six months ago my mother and I got into a very heated argument. This was a back and forth for about a month or so and this was the fever pitch. I decided to just run out and spend the night at my cousins' place but it seemed that he was with some friends and I couldn't get a hold of him. So instead of going home I went to the woods. It isn't on the outskirts or anything like that, just a wooded path area that was a pretty nice ATV or mountain bike area till some trees fell over and blocked the path.

I would occasionally just walk through the area and I really liked being there and it wasn't the first time I camped there. Thankfully it was still warm, like 74 throughout the night, and I had the foresight to bring my coat so I wasn't too worried. Anyway the odd part came from foot steps, rather something running through the leaves. Nothing to out of the ordinary, there is usually deer running through the area. However, the noise would occasionally get louder, as if something was running towards me, and then run away. I kept my eyes open, and even used the flash light on my phone, but I couldn't see anything running towards me.

After a while of whatever it was running back and forth it stopped and after I calmed my nerves I lied down to sleep. I woke up after I heard something growling and snarling at me and all I saw was a group of leaves flying as if a wind current was passing through it and something knocked the wind out of me. Though nothing was there so I have no fucking clue what it was. I quickly got up and ran as fast as I fucking could out of there, but I tripped and this giant black mass stood over me.

Before I could cry out it spoke and said, "Hi Billy Mays here!"

It was the ghost of Billy Mays and he wouldn't let me go without paying three payments of $19.95
#1604 to #1601 - misanthrizzle (21 hours ago) [-]
Spooky scary salesman
Spooky scary salesman
User avatar #1591 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/29/2014) [-]
So apparently there's a conspiracy theory out there that claims the moon is a hologram created by da gubmint lerminaty lizardmen.
User avatar #1593 to #1591 - willindor (09/29/2014) [-]
Who are believing that and where can I get whatever they are using?
User avatar #1595 to #1593 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/29/2014) [-]
UPDATED Moon Hologram - The Moon is Not What You Think
"Moon" is a Hologram/projection, NASA 14Jun2014 Picture Proves Hologram/projection "moon".

Some videos of people believing this insanity.

And I want what they're smoking, too.
#1590 - lordketchup (09/29/2014) [-]
What's the weirdest thing you've ever found on the internet?
User avatar #1605 to #1590 - nosurprise (9 hours ago) [-]
that is beyond fucked up.. what the fuck
#1600 to #1590 - alicorn (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm never having sex again
#1597 to #1590 - misanthrizzle (09/30/2014) [-]
Holy shit, being gay is like being forever a kid in a world of scary pedophiles.  Or at least in London where everyone's batshit crazy.
Holy shit, being gay is like being forever a kid in a world of scary pedophiles. Or at least in London where everyone's batshit crazy.
#1596 to #1590 - andrakian (09/30/2014) [-]
I read it. I read it all.
I am going to shower in kerosene and flay myself now. Wish me luck.
User avatar #1592 to #1590 - thetruemexcalibur (09/29/2014) [-]
Poradnik Uśmiechu 1 - Jak skutecznie jabłko
This whole fucking series.
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User avatar #1579 to #1578 - thetruemexcalibur (09/29/2014) [-]
Have any more by the way?
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User avatar #1585 to #1581 - thetruemexcalibur (09/29/2014) [-]
There's a stickied thread on /x/ that is full of shit like that.
You need to login to view this link
User avatar #1586 to #1585 - kosmic (09/29/2014) [-]
Then there ya go, thats all I got
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - thetruemexcalibur (09/29/2014) [-]
NP.Thanks for the nightly sp00ks!
#1588 to #1587 - kosmic (09/29/2014) [-]
Anytime m8
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#1574 - mr skeltal (09/28/2014) [-]
Guys, I don't mean to sadden anyone but the man who gave us our lords song (spooky scary skeletons) actually died in 2011.

also I don't mean to spook anyone but he might be a skeleton.
#1569 - Aezync (09/28/2014) [-]
hello everyone,
long story inbound, but I would like anyone who is kind enough to give me advice, to do so. I am in quite a desperate state of mind (and no, i'm not thinking about self-harm or anything. not even close. just hella distracted and unable to sleep... taking away tons from my enjoying life and my college career)
Also, I would just like to say that I've been coming here for years, and, well, I see this place as a "comfort zone", if you will. i've always liked the content here, and have been visited regularly.

Anyways, here I go: (for those of you who don't want to keep reading, thanks for your time anyways
just saw this movie called "tusk".... even though i know that I can't handle the least scary horror movies.
needless to say, it's keeping me up at night, and I can't help but think of the gruesome images and the concept of the movie (i can explain, if you want, but it would take me a few paragraphs and probably would discourage users from reading this post). Weird thing is, I'm not horrified or pissing my pants in fear; im mostly anxious and rather sad. Not sure why this bizarre horror movie instilled these feelings in me... perhaps its shocking nature (which is quite unique) has still taken me by surprise? I thought'd I'd saw everything until this movie, which seems realistic, so it's hard for me to dispel it as fantasy.

a little background info: i have always been a pussy, I don't know why. i cant handle scary movies cause after ive watched one i take it way too seriously. also, im well acquainted with fear, having been afraid of the dark until recently (well, my mind still plays tricks on me and I do feel rather uncomfortable in the darkness of my room).

Back on to what I was saying....
So yeah, I'm anxious, sad, and quite fearful after having watched this movie. Can anyone give me advice as to how I can feel better? What's wrong with me?
Helping me would mean more than you know... my academics are suffering and so is my life in general.
User avatar #1571 to #1569 - sushininja (09/28/2014) [-]
This board came out like 2 months ago. The real question is how you've been coming here for years.

All this means is that you're a beta when it comes to spooky things. Paranoid, draw conclusions to fast. All you have to do is stray away from spooky things. Watch some comedy or action and such.
Also recognize that absolutely no horror movie is real. Maybe read the movie wikis and see what other movies the cast members have been in order to break the movie barrier even more.
#1572 to #1571 - Aezync (09/28/2014) [-]
not this board. I mean fj in general.. whenever i want to talk to the community, i got a board.

And thank you for your response... I am indeed a beta when it comes to this stuff, but I don't want to be anymore. I've wasted so much time distracted by my fears, I'm livid... any advice for not being a pussy when it comes to scary movies?

User avatar #1573 to #1572 - sushininja (09/28/2014) [-]
lol well I'm a beta too so I may not be the best of help, but I'll try.
Firstly, you need to rank yourself on a scale of 1-10 to best see where you need improvement.
1 probably being: "I have anxiety, holy shit help me now!"
and 10 kinda like: "Yeah I've seen a man be slaughtered and mutilated. No big deal"
I'd say I'm a 7 since I get scared at jump scares and horror movies, but then I forget about it and no problem.
Second, if you're not a no-friends kinda guy, then I suggest finding a friend who's a pro at horror movies that could guide you along and take you on a movie marathon.
Third, if horror movies are what scare you and not something that's real, try and find behind the scenes, the actors in other movies, bloopers, etc. Anything that takes away from the realism of the movie.
Fourth, you need to accept the fact that horror movies are NOT REAL and that you have nothing to worry about. Maybe you could keep a weapon of some sort for self defense around you when you sleep as a mental anchor to know you're safe.
This is just at the top of my head so this is just some stuff I suggest.
#1575 to #1573 - Aezync (09/28/2014) [-]
I've heard most of it before but I appreciate the effort.. thanks.

I feel so pathetic right now... my life is totally in tact but my conscious disagrees because of some stupid horror movie?

I am legitimately terrified that my gpa will plummet because of this distraction. I can't believe I'm at this level.

Anyways, thanks for trying to help man, I appreciate it greatly.
User avatar #1568 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Mighty spooky in here.
User avatar #1567 - turdsammich (09/28/2014) [-]
look at all the not paranormal going on
User avatar #1562 - victorytoaster ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
what's the scariest ghost experiences you guys have had?
#1563 to #1562 - mr skeltal (09/27/2014) [-]
I was at home one day and I was with my girlfriend, we were just chilling on the couch. it was about 11pm and most of the lights in the house were off, 20 minutes later the phone rang and I got up to answer it, I picked it up and a males voice said "what are you doing with my daughter?" he then hung up and I asked my girlfriend why did her dad ring but she said "my dad is dead" I reply with "but who was phone?"
#1564 to #1563 - victorytoaster ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
My grandpa is a huge ghost hunter and his house is haunted bad. he always told me about noises he would hear and shadows. their is a couch on the second story of his house that moves around, I thought he was the one to move it to scare me but one day him and I where making dinner and we hear a large crash sound. so we run up stares and the couch that we where looking at about an hour before was pushed to the other side of the room facing the wall. And my grandpa looks at me and says "I fucking told you, you shit". MFW
My grandpa is a huge ghost hunter and his house is haunted bad. he always told me about noises he would hear and shadows. their is a couch on the second story of his house that moves around, I thought he was the one to move it to scare me but one day him and I where making dinner and we hear a large crash sound. so we run up stares and the couch that we where looking at about an hour before was pushed to the other side of the room facing the wall. And my grandpa looks at me and says "I fucking told you, you shit". MFW
#1561 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Daffy D. the dragon taming wizard they trust me why shouldnt you.
Vote Daffy D. 2016
#1557 - damnthatlego (09/27/2014) [-]
Sup /para/,
there's a fuckton of shitposting on this board
sp00py scurry skeletons and shit
if you want to actually use a paranormal board, check out kimjonginathong's /paranormal/
User avatar #1556 - theturkeyburger (09/27/2014) [-]
i hav frien namd daffy bob. daffy bob not hav hands. daffy bob open door anyways, not know how?????

2 spoke
#1555 - mr skeltal (09/26/2014) [-]
Scariest Tom and Jerry Cartoon - Proof the Illuminati exists

you guys have got to see this
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