Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
hide menu




Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Highest Rated Top Rated Newest
auto-refresh every 1 2 3 5 seconds

Per page:
Latest users (3): qpzmal, tapeboy, tazpy, anonymous(3).
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #2029 - lolwtfbbqryan (9 hours ago) [-]
>set phone down on airplane mode
>it charges faster this way
>get on computer
>phone screen lights up
>starts ringing
>answer it
>*through static, think russian female accent* russian words, hear america and the word prostranstvo
>look it up
>means space

User avatar #2027 - dingdongsingsong (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm looking for this article i read a while ago about this cannibal who ate kids and wrote letters to the parents about how he killed and ate them i forgot the name of the guy.
pls halp
#2025 - purelemon ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Midnight Syndicate-Grisly Reminder i like to play this when reading these, creates atmosphere
User avatar #2022 - miia ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
...why does this exist
User avatar #2023 to #2022 - tubcat (12/16/2014) [-]
Why do you exist >:I
User avatar #2024 to #2023 - tubcat (12/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #2018 - thesuperintendent (12/15/2014) [-]
#2016 - jibb ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Holy fuck I am scared now.
It is currently 3 AM, I am trying to get some sleep, but my phone at my night table starts vibrating.
I pick up the phone and it is my girlfriend, who is seriously confused.
She has been asleep, and then suddenly woken up to the sound of many, many facebook chat messages coming in from me. The thing is, she couldn't open the app, she just saw that messages was popping in from me (while I tried to fall asleep), she did not see what the messages say.

So she finally is able to open the app, but it can't fetch earlier messages. These are the messages she sent me:
26 minutes ago
"Pus" (honey)
"Går det bra" (Are you fine)
"Vent litt, får ikke opp meldingene dine" (Wait a second, I can't see your messages)
"Send sms" (Text me)

The thing is, what REALLY creeps me out, is that she actually recieved ANSWERS from my profile to those messages she sent.

When she asked me "Are you fine", she recived an answer:
which means "I AM FINE JUST GO TO BED"
In caps lock. I am fucking confused. When I opened facebook, I saw that there never was sent a message like that from my profile. (Picture related).

When she spoke on the phone, I asked if she hasn't just dreamt it all. But no, she was absolutely one hundred percent certain that she actually recieved answers to these messages.
And now her app is just crashing everytime she opens it.

I don't fucking know.
This reminded me too much of that Memorial Facebook Page which still sent messages, that I am really fucking scared right now.
User avatar #2028 to #2016 - ajrin (13 hours ago) [-]
>living in Norway
>not best Scandinavian country
User avatar #2017 to #2016 - jibb ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
I also checked my current sessions on Facebook.
The last active session, other than my computer right next to my bed (which was currently logged off at the time of the incident), was dated to yesterday. This happened at 2.45 AM, today.
The session was from a Mac OSX though. I don't recall having an active session on a Mac.

But I am just confused. First I thought that perhaps it is a bot, and Artificial Intelligence that responded.
My mind also wandered to the espionage currently going on in Norway, where I live. There have been discoveries of fake base station and spy equipment in Oslo, blah blah blah. But that seems wayyyy to far fetched.
I am really interested in what may be the cause of this.
User avatar #2021 to #2017 - choobe (12/16/2014) [-]
Yes, the Norwegian spies can access private Facebook accounts, and use that access to chat with your girlfriend.

Something like that happened to me, I got message after message but couldn't open the app, after a phone reset I found out that I just got every message the other person sent me that day, a bug.
User avatar #2026 to #2021 - jibb ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, russian spies want to kidnap and sell my girlfriend on findrussianwives.com
User avatar #2015 - sushininja (12/14/2014) [-]
tl;dr Unexplained bright light in sky
On October 31st aka Halloween, I was hanging out with my 3 other guy friends (4 total). We were leaving his house at 10:05 pm when we saw a bright orange ball of light in the sky. I know this because I made a note on my phone as soon as the incident happened. Now this light was very bright and extremely high off the ground however, when it would fall, it would float up, down, and backwards very slowly and sometimes at like 45 degree angles.
I was the first to see it before if floated away behind some houses and out of our view. I saw it the longest, but that was about 15 seconds and I was too busy calling my other friends over to take a pic. If I had to estimate, it was about 50ft up and 100+ft away, but the light was still very distinct and bright. If you've ever seen the lens flare of a streetlight at night, you'd know it looks like a ball of light. This is similiar to what we saw however, it was too high up, moving awkwardly and very slowly, and too bright. Also, there was no wind that night, and immediately after we drove after it to try and see it again, it started raining. (No rain at all that night mind you.)
Now not only is this weird, but when I looked into it, things got weirder.
Apparently it's very common for things like this to happen all over the world, but most go unexplained. There's even a website that catalogues where and when it happened. www.nuforc.org/webreports/ndxsLight.html
Strange Orange Balls of Light in the Sky The video is pretty accurate of what they looked like except there was only one and a shade of orange, and also closer than the ones he saw.
#2009 - mrheisenberg (12/14/2014) [-]
How's business on this thread.

From the post times, it seems there aren't many visitors.

Anyways, let's discuss aliens. Anyone have abductions stories they wanna share?
Also I got a possession story if anyone's interested.
#2010 to #2009 - andrakian (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm interested. Do the goings of the on.
User avatar #2007 - tubcat (12/14/2014) [-]
Post on reddit about a ghoshunter's story. Wake up /x/
User avatar #1987 - protectron (12/10/2014) [-]
This sounds pretty dumb but still. From a couple of years ago

I was playing some MMO and I was exploring around. Haven't really seen anyone for while. I stop playing to go to the bathroom. I got back and when I just started to continue my journey I was approached by two people. I am not sure what exactly was said but one of them was saying that his friend, the other guy, is a psychic or something. To prove it the psychic made a guess about me. He said he could feel that a close relative of mine had recently passed away. I am not sure what the chances are or if they had been going around to everyone saying the same thing but he was right. At the time I came back home because a close relative did passed away. I was in disbelief for a bit and I quickly logged off. I still kinda don't believe him and that was just a lucky guess but I dunno.
#2008 to #1987 - spoopyskeleton (12/14/2014) [-]
might aswell end it now
User avatar #2004 to #1987 - theplanetearth ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
You sound retarded.
User avatar #1991 to #1987 - tubcat (12/10/2014) [-]
You must be the first person to have a relative that passed away. omygawd
this guy is a psychic.
User avatar #1992 to #1991 - tubcat (12/10/2014) [-]
But seriously psychics are all traps
User avatar #1996 to #1992 - protectron (12/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah. I know it sounds stupid, cause it is stupid. I am not saying I completely believe him since the likelihood of coincidence is high but he specify guessed close relative like an immediate family member.
I kinda want to believe but not really
User avatar #2000 to #1996 - tubcat (12/10/2014) [-]
Ofcourse we all want to believe, but these kind of people who claim
to be psychics give us false hope, they are literally toying with our
thoughts and emotions.
User avatar #2020 to #2000 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/16/2014) [-]
this is comment number 2000
User avatar #2006 to #2000 - nimba (12/12/2014) [-]
nice get #2000
User avatar #1985 - nimba (12/10/2014) [-]
Someone reply to this in exactly one year's time - I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WILL BE LIKE
User avatar #2005 to #1985 - kimmu (12/12/2014) [-]

#1999 to #1985 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #1979 - tubcat (12/09/2014) [-]
Currently staying ina mental hospital, for like almost 2 months now. The shared Wifi is total garbage. Not the mental hospital for the "insane".
But I always walk around at night sinds my neigbour snores like a deranged bear.
The halls are quite creepy, can't upload the pics from my phone somehow. Pc refuses to upload it. So ye I was walking around and suddenlt heard someone calling my name, was really faint. So I looked back and ofcourse no one is there. SoI thought it was the night shift medics, but nope they said they didn't call me.
But lately a lot of weird sh1t happend like this.
Like I could feel "someone"sit on my bed. I was trying to kick
this obstacle away but it wouldn't move, So I did my lights on, nothing there
and I could move freely again. Always hear a lot of unexplained sounds.
But I stopped using my meds for a few days, could be the case.
I started to refuse them since i started to notice how everyone just became
like zombies under the influence of the meds. These meds take like emotions away. Think this place is making me go insane, I've only been sick(headaches, nauseous etc) on a heavy scale and meds won't work .
But ye that happend since I came here :I
#2011 to #1979 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
Wow this is really interesting, mind if I ask you a few questions:
How old are you?
Have you had a history of mental problems?
Your gender?
When not in hospital do you live with parents, alone, with friends?
Which country are you from?
Do you work / study?

Sorry if it seems like I'm being too nosy, this is just interesting to me, I spent some months in the mental hospital as a child, parents promising it would only be like 1 week but it ended up being 4 months.
I also 'saw things' as a kid
User avatar #2012 to #2011 - tubcat (12/14/2014) [-]
> severe depression/ suicidal , social anxiety, overall anxiety,
since childhood. Don't want to discuss the life I have/had.
> male
> My mother
> Netherlands
> Psychology, quitted. Will follow a forensic pathology study next year.

#2013 to #2012 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
Thanks, and just out of curiosity, how's your relationship with parents?
User avatar #2014 to #2013 - tubcat (12/14/2014) [-]
> No relationship with my father, cus domestic violence/ alcoholic cunt.
> Mother has a lot of problems as well, what she lashed on me and my brother.
Terrible relationship to verbal/ psychological/mental abuse. But Since last week
our relationship is a lot better since we talked and were honest with each other.
So all forgive and forget. But it's really complicated to explain all.
> Really close bond with my older brother, but he as well has mental problems.

Overall fcked up.
User avatar #1980 to #1979 - ecomp (12/09/2014) [-]
For fuck's sake take your goddamned medication. If you don't take it, then you can't get better. What's more important, being able to leave healthy and act emotionless while you are there, or to stay forever and get slowly crazier, but staying in your own mind for the whole time?
Doctor's KNOW how to take care of you, and they KNOW what's best for you. Listen to your doctors NO MATTER WHAT.
User avatar #1982 to #1980 - tubcat (12/09/2014) [-]
Dude they are like, got depression? here take these pills. few weeks later, do the pills work? "no" let's increase the dosis. They are too fast with giving meds.
I have studied psychology, I know what I need and what I don't need. They are just for some extra "support". And with these meds you are so much in your head,
can't communicate properly anymore.

I can leave in 2 weeks from now anyway. Again it's not for the insane.
Just for people who have depression, anxiety, psychosis. And come
here for restabilization and rest.
My last roomie did need meds but he didn't take them, so he's in a
closed mental hosptial now. Because he became a danger to himself.

User avatar #1983 to #1982 - ecomp (12/09/2014) [-]
Doesn't the fact that your roommate didn't use his meds and is now in a closed mental hospital say anything to you?
User avatar #1988 to #1983 - tubcat (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't have schizophrenia.
User avatar #1989 to #1988 - tubcat (12/10/2014) [-]
Just a depression.
User avatar #1998 to #1989 - ecomp (12/10/2014) [-]
Do what anon said
#1993 to #1989 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Just take it, dude. There's no reason not to.
User avatar #1981 to #1980 - sadpandaissad (12/09/2014) [-]
Throughout history to the very modern day medication can be found to be corrupt. especially with private corporations owning the masses of the medication. it doesn't matter what the doctor knows.its what hes paid to know.
An example of this can be found in any kirkbridge building ever built.where drugs such as Thorazine are still prescribed today after being discovered as a cheap alternative to shut down the mind instead of treat it. This can be found in action by the soviets when prisoners were interrogated. people who are exposed find they are never the same again.
#1994 to #1981 - anonymous (12/10/2014) [-]
Why is that conspiracy-theorists always have shit writing capabilities? Oh, I just discovered a conspiracy
User avatar #1997 to #1994 - sadpandaissad (12/10/2014) [-]
High as fuck waaaay late at night.
User avatar #1995 to #1994 - tubcat (12/10/2014) [-]
Well it's my biggest fear to lose control of my own "brain". So I do have a reason ._.
#2002 to #1995 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
You won't lose control of your own brain, you're just being paranoid. Take your medication, and just try to get better, then you won't thinking of silly things like that, but actually feel better instead.
User avatar #2003 to #2002 - tubcat (12/11/2014) [-]
The funny thing is, I know damn well it's an irrational fear.
But it has something to do with pride as well. Because it would
mean I can't get better on my own but with the help of others and medication.
Took me 5 years to actually get real with psychiatrists, and accepted that I
needed help and expose my problems. But I know all these things to damn well,
I can help another person perfectly fine, but can't help myself.
Also a sign of weakness in my eyes, because I set high standards for myself.
"I need to do it alone, or I'm weak" etc etc etc.
But yes mostly a pride thing towards myself. And I know too damn well this isn't
healthy, but yet I do it.

User avatar #1984 to #1981 - ecomp (12/09/2014) [-]
Tinfoil hats this way >
User avatar #1975 - phenact (12/08/2014) [-]
anyone have any good /x/ screenshots they can give me? I wanna get spooked
#1978 to #1975 - tubcat (12/08/2014) [-]
This still scares the sh1t out of me doe.
#1977 to #1975 - tubcat (12/08/2014) [-]
Black cats, 2spooky.   
 Can't find anything, since nothing scares me anymore.
Black cats, 2spooky.

Can't find anything, since nothing scares me anymore.
#1973 - muchname (12/07/2014) [-]
>tfw I'm fascinated by sea creatures and unknown water-based animals but I'm shit scared of any type of open, deep water...
>tfw I'm fascinated by sea creatures and unknown water-based animals but I'm shit scared of any type of open, deep water...
User avatar #1970 - finblob (12/06/2014) [-]
i used to keep hearing this clown horn honk noise, or like a bicycle horn honking noise and it was always at random moments like one time in India in a pool, the other time on a bus and other points, always in public though so not that creepy.
the end aha
User avatar #1976 to #1970 - cocoman (12/08/2014) [-]
I had a similar thing with geese. I sometimes just out of nowhere heard a flock of geese making a buttfuck load of noise. One night when I was like 12 i woke up at 4AM because of it, and it was probably just my imagination but I heard a man screaming as well, like they attacked a guy.
User avatar #1974 to #1970 - finblob (12/07/2014) [-]
was about to comment that we had the same text colour
but then it was me
damn this board is dead
#1967 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
When i was a kid, i used to see this black cat.
i saw him a few times a week.
i remember this because nobody else could see it.
im 18 now, and im seeing the cat again...srsly freaked out...
what the hell does this mean?
User avatar #1969 to #1967 - newbrony (12/06/2014) [-]
not as spooki as yibdiy
#1968 to #1967 - yibdiy has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1963 - thewitchking (12/05/2014) [-]
what does /paranormal think of this guy who owns a haunted doll?
User avatar #1964 to #1963 - tubcat (12/05/2014) [-]
IDK lots of people claim to have haunted dolls, don't know if this the legit Harold.
User avatar #1961 - tubcat (12/05/2014) [-]
I came across this on the webs. such horror. Chase the cat with no face.
Link, cus gorey ish. www.apetguide.com/2012/09/images/chase_no_face_cat_2884.jpg
User avatar #1962 to #1961 - tubcat (12/05/2014) [-]
Hope she doesn't feel pain doe :<
User avatar #1958 - logickid ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
I hear my clock ticking really fast
as soon as i enter my room
normal speed
remove batteries and shit
User avatar #1960 to #1958 - tubcat (12/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #1959 to #1958 - ajrin (12/05/2014) [-]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)