paradox. .. If you don't show me the right way I will shub my fist so far up your ass you will bleed metal. Now, what is the way to salvation?
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#1 - schnizel (11/07/2013) [-]
If you don't show me the right way I will shub my fist so far up your ass you will bleed metal.
Now, what is the way to salvation?
#46 - exceeding (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like the version where there is a 3e person that stabs people when asked tricky questions
User avatar #42 - trystanvierra (11/08/2013) [-]
My Question. "What does the fox say?"
#20 - downtrail (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ask one, "What would the other man say is the door to salvation." Then, pick the opposite of what he answers.

The reason for this is if you asked the truthful one, he will tell you the answer the lying one gives you, meaning that's the wrong door.

If you asked the lying one, he will tell you the opposite of what the truthful one would say, again leading you to the wrong door.
User avatar #48 - ajrin (11/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ask is my name (your name)? it's easy
#45 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [-]
I would just ask one of them "what's two plus two?"

Though I remember this riddle because of Yu-Gi-Oh!
#44 - controx **User deleted account** (11/08/2013) [-]
ask who was phone
#43 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [-]
ask both is this the door to salvation then ask both of them if its to eternal damnation.
User avatar #41 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
ask them both individually "who was kill?"
#40 - lluerbmet (11/08/2013) [-]
Am i a (insert your gender here)?

The one that lies will say no while the one that tells the truth will say yes.
now that that is out of the way ask which door leads to salvation and follow the one that spoke the truth earlier.
User avatar #39 - tanukicana ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
**** the question, I can't work out where this paradox is
User avatar #38 - wcpapier ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
stand there as a third person with no door and always say they both lie
then the next guy will hate his life
User avatar #25 - brucekillah (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did I just fart?
#19 - ganjalf (11/07/2013) [-]
"My name is Ganjalf, am I right?"
Thruthful guy: "Yes"
Liar: "No"

Now I know which one is lying. Normally I would have wasted my only question, but OP is a faggot and forgot to put this limitation, so I'm gonna ask the truthful guy which door is the right one.
#18 - hakuna (11/07/2013) [-]
It's one question only, guys. Op is apparently extra retarded today
User avatar #9 - fireprincess (11/07/2013) [-]
Usually these also say that you can only ask one question since its based on janus and his two doors. or something along those lines. You merely ask one of them which door would the other man say is the right door.
User avatar #4 - fuiuki (11/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"If you were the other one, which way would you say leads to salvation?" Then you take the door he said would be salvation.
User avatar #3 - lawzy (11/07/2013) [-]
ask one "are you a guy?" then when they answer "yes" ask the other which door and exit the opposite.
if they answer "no" ask the other and exit through the door they point out.
User avatar #2 - crazyolitis (11/07/2013) [-]
First ask both of them if whcih door is the once to eternal salvation. Then ask them "Is this sentence true?" and the guy whose head explodes is the one who told the truth.
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