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Submitted By: funnyjunk
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To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former Governors. Let's pause a moment and take the following test. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by : (a) Olga Corbutt In 1979,the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by: (a) Lost Norwegians During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by: (a) John Dillinger In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by: (a) A pizza delivery boy In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked, and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by: (a) The Smurfs In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by: (a) Captain Kid In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by: (a) Scooby Doo In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by: (a) Richard Simmons In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by: (a) Mr. Rogers On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people were killed by: (a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against: (a) Enron In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by: (a) Bonny and Clyde |
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