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Bounce and COKE
  Submitted By:  funnyjunk 

Some interesting facts...



  • Eliminates static cling from pantyhose. Rub a damp, used sheet of Bounce over the hose.

  • Prevents musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.

  • Freshens the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.

  • Cleans baked-on food from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in the pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agents apparently weaken the bond between the food and the pan while the fabric softening agents soften the baked-on food.

  • Eliminates odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.

  • Collects cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.

  • Eliminates static electricity from venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resetting.

  • Deodorizes shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight so they'll smell great in the morning.


And now, Coke:

  • To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coke into the toilet. Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

  • To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coke.

  • To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

  • To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

  • To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coke into the baking pan; wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

  • To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coke will help loosen grease stains.

  • It will also clean road haze from your windshield.


And We Drink This Stuff?!