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A Men's Room Monologue

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#65 - anonymous (02/08/2010)
I can relate to the little girl bit. That's happened to me before and man, that makes me feel awkward.
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#61 - anonymous (07/09/2009)
OMG men think that it is all about them but it isnt women have problems 2 like... 1. little kides looking under the doors when you are going. 2. THINGS on the floor... 3. dirty dippers in the garbage that smell like they were there for weeks. them but it isnt ok women have problems 2 SO GUYS STOP THINKING ABOUT YOUR SELFS THINK ABOUT GIRLS ONCE IN A WHILE AND THINK OF THERE PROBLEMS NOT WHAT IS UNDER THERE SHIRTS OK WE HAVE FEELINGS 2 THE ONLY REASON I WATCHED THIS STUPID VIDEO IS TO HERE WHAT YOU GUYS HAD TO SAY AND ABOUT WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS YOUR HAVING
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#64 to #61 - anonymous (08/31/2009)
woah....Feminist ahoy.
Let's lay claim to this human wasteland, cap'n
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#63 to #61 - anonymous (08/18/2009)
Uhm, dumbass. He does one about the womens room too.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - ShamaLlama (07/23/2009)
Did you forget your midol today?
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#60 - anonymous (04/19/2009)
its all true expesialy the crowders - David
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#59 - anonymous (04/09/2009)
read this you will get kissed by the love of your life but only if u post this on 2 other videos
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#58 - anonymous (04/09/2009)
omfg finally someone that agrees aboout the open dorr like 1 inch wide at the hing i went to outback and there was like a 1 1/2 inch hing space
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#55 - anonymous (03/29/2009)
wtf its gay
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#54 - anonymous (03/24/2009)
that waz fuckin gay itz a toilet
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#52 - anonymous (03/17/2009)
I think we can all agree that public bathrooms suck Captch = corny lol
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#50 - bigdautorio (03/09/2009)
i remeber i was takin a piss in a gas station bathroom. i got a blowjob from my gf.
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#56 to #50 - xXPiggywigumsXx (03/30/2009)
thats the way 2 do it my friend
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#51 to #50 - anonymous (03/14/2009)
Your girlfriend must be a whore. Have fun with your STD's.
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#49 - anonymous (03/05/2009)
WTF
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#57 to #49 - anonymous (04/01/2009)
lol good on the guy at the end of it! >:P
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#48 - anonymous (02/28/2009)
you guys have it easy,in my school on the third floor in the girl's bathroom,i see the tampons for the girl that have their period on the bathroom floor
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#53 to #48 - anonymous (03/22/2009)
Oh gross but in my school when you go to the boys room people try to flush food down the toliet so theres little green floaty things
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#47 - anonymous (01/29/2009)
lol, true. But for women cross off the urinal stuff and add that you have to go so bad you're practically wetting your pants and there's still like 30 people ahead of you!
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#45 - anonymous (11/15/2008)
ha
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#44 - anonymous (11/15/2008)
ha
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#43 - anonymous (08/21/2008)
finally someone who understands our problem!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate stalls with no lock on it
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#42 - anonymous (08/15/2008)
this is the best i have seen...clever..!!
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#41 - anonymous (07/05/2008)
its funny cos its tru. chicks dont actually no how bad the mens room is. da vid roks though whoever made it great job.................nik nak paddy wak giv a dog bone
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#46 to #41 - anonymous (01/02/2009)
this old man came rolling home!
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#40 - anonymous (04/26/2008)
when i use the "push the button for a tiny stream" i hold the button down with 1 hand and wash the other,alternate and repeat
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#39 - anonymous (04/12/2008)
wasnt this on bulll cap before?
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#38 - anonymous (03/10/2008)
CURSE U 1-PLY!!!! they have all this automatic stuff to make us all "santitized" so u can touch a germ ridden handle.
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