out of money. . I Anonymous (ID: ) ) 14312? Replies: 33435333135 33435333214 33435333253 :: 33435333531 33435333133? in highschool GGF and I skip last 30 minute
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I Anonymous (ID: ) ) 14312? Replies: 33435333135 33435333214 33435333253 :: 33435333531 33435333133?
in highschool
GGF and I skip last 30 minutes of second block everyday
as ****
go the school busses so no one can see us smoking
Ussually we make aut
Tooday it was different
get' s all hot and bothered more than usual
see the signs
start rubbing her through her pants
Moar" she demands
jpg
Pstart fingering her
gets real intense
Potarts moaning
my pants
my dick aut
Potarts fapping me
this hr like 2 minutes to each other
**** it I want it" she moans
lays down in the seat
3 I pull her pants off enough to **** her
her hr like 10 minutes that way
m a fat **** so I get tired
tell her to get ontop
lay down and she gets on top
Ffirst goes in really tight
why the **** is it so tight
her it' s really tight hr some reason
Feinger her a little bit to loosen her up
Shtick it in again
Sstill ******* tight
well I' m not a bitch and I soldier through this
gets all of it inside
a small 'snap' echo through my mind
Soomething is not right in the universe
gt off my dick and the floor
Peenis went limp immediately
foreskin back to check it aut
frenulum tore
looks at me and starts apologizing
tell her "Well atleast it isn' t bleeding-"
back at penis mid sentence
Potarts gushing blood
at her with a blank expression
her in the most calm voice ever
broke it
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Submitted: 02/01/2014
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#9 - smartyben **User deleted account** (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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here is a cute picture of a seal to avoid the thought of not fagging for months because your penis ripped
#10 - tolikbro (02/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I tore my frenulum a while ago. This girl and I were really drunk and trying to 						****					. Unfortunately, we were both also dehydrated and too lazy to find lube. I push pretty hard, then I felt something give. Stick my hand down there, comes up with blood. I thought it was hers, so I wipe her off, go into shower to clean myself. Blood won't stop. Luckily I was 						*********					 drunk and the pain didn't register. Patched it up with tissue paper. It stung a little, but in about two weeks it was healed up and now everything works just fine.
I tore my frenulum a while ago. This girl and I were really drunk and trying to **** . Unfortunately, we were both also dehydrated and too lazy to find lube. I push pretty hard, then I felt something give. Stick my hand down there, comes up with blood. I thought it was hers, so I wipe her off, go into shower to clean myself. Blood won't stop. Luckily I was ********* drunk and the pain didn't register. Patched it up with tissue paper. It stung a little, but in about two weeks it was healed up and now everything works just fine.
User avatar #11 to #10 - frenulum (02/02/2014) [-]
This one time, I named my account Frenulum...
#1 - kaliban (02/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
plz don't
User avatar #3 to #2 - kaliban (02/01/2014) [-]
You must have never heard that little snap before, trust me, your dong won't be expanding any time after it
#4 - mr skeltal (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Do NOT look this up if you're unaware what "penile frenulum tore" is
User avatar #6 to #4 - nyawgga (02/02/2014) [-]
I gotta go fill my internet history with pictures of tits so no one who checkes my history thinks I'm gay
#8 - smasselski (02/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
this is now my new nightmare.
this is now my new nightmare.
#20 - gingebro (02/02/2014) [-]
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#19 - laxwarriord (02/02/2014) [-]
HisFW
HisFW
#15 - stilanonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
A friend of mine had this recently happen, but contrary to belief below it can cause complications. He has surgery soon and about a month of down time according to him.
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