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Bruce Lee platted a dime in the upturned
palm of a reporter.
i' m going to try to pick that dime out of your
palm. Don' t let me do it," Lee cautioned.
Lee' s fingers poised above the reporter' s
upturned palm, then suddenly Lee grabbed.
Lee was too slow The reporter' s fist closed
with the speed of a steel trap...
Hey," Lee marveled, "youve got pretty fast
reflexes." The reporter blushed
becomingly "Let me see that dime,"
Lee asked. The reporter opened his fist.
Lee was holding
in his palm was a penny.
the dime...
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - captnpl
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I thought it was going to say the reporter was jewish.
#12 to #5 - anon id: c996b566
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shiet that's even funnier, quick someone with decent expertise with MS paint add it.
#74 to #12 - completeaddiction **User deleted account**
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*fixed
#17 to #5 - anon id: e93d4340
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User avatar #95 to #5 - winners
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this guy
#123 to #5 - blbrian
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#202 to #5 - bizzar
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looks like you have a similar power with FJ comment thumbs
looks like you have a similar power with FJ comment thumbs
#86 to #5 - elaxx
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User avatar #10 to #5 - cumbersome
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If he had been a Jew, the anecdote would have ended after the dime was placed in his hand. He would'a pocketed it before Lee had a chance to speak.
#199 to #10 - magjoeic
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Dime, what dime?
#248 to #199 - tehlulzbringer
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"dime? what nickel? you never gave me the penny! you're taking the penny too? b-but haven't my people suffered enough?! s-six million!"
#8 to #5 - nervaaurelius
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#3 - jamesisawesome
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There's probably some sort of magic trick to this, I doubt it was just speed.
#55 to #3 - nickypickle
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b&
User avatar #191 to #3 - mcquiston
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I won't hate on you like most of these assholes do, but yes it was raw speed, Bruce Lee was incredibly fast, almost beyond belief.

Here's a video just to show this, granted it was for filming his movie, but still shows his awesome speed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-vk7gcHU0

No one could beat him.
User avatar #197 to #3 - MoreIce
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His speed and reflexes were insane, they even had to slow down the film to properly capture him while filming. Albeit it was ****** 70's cameras but still.
User avatar #217 to #3 - xdeathspawnx
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implying sleight of hand illusions are not dependent on speed.
#241 to #3 - anon id: 69fa3861
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I'm not sure why is everyone downthumbing his post, of course it was some kind of trick... Bruce Lee was freaking fast but we are not talking about just making a quick move, here he was supposed to take the dime and replace it by a penny. With the speed it requires to make the alleged exchange WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, it is impossible to just place anything in a palm without it ******* travel across the room like a bullet, whoever think it is possible to just lay a small object in a stationary position in a palm at this speed explain to me how
I'm not sure why is everyone downthumbing his post, of course it was some kind of trick... Bruce Lee was freaking fast but we are not talking about just making a quick move, here he was supposed to take the dime and replace it by a penny. With the speed it requires to make the alleged exchange WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, it is impossible to just place anything in a palm without it ******* travel across the room like a bullet, whoever think it is possible to just lay a small object in a stationary position in a palm at this speed explain to me how
User avatar #6 to #3 - sixfivefourtwoone
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Most magic tricks are slight of hand, thus, it was just speed and trickery of the eye
User avatar #30 to #3 - dingobox
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it was bruce lee
User avatar #88 to #3 - longboarders
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You obviously don't know just how fast Bruce Lee really is.
User avatar #16 to #3 - midothegreat
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So he was also a wizard. Obviously Lee was multiclassing
#7 to #3 - docvolto
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As if Bruce Lee isn't magic.
User avatar #204 to #7 - jamiemsm
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wasn't :/
#2 - koolmoedee
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User avatar #67 to #2 - gatodelfuego
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DEATH FROM ABOVE! DIVEKICK!
User avatar #36 to #2 - ponieskilledmyacc
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I try to live by that, my master I used to study kung fu used to say: "One sharp knife is worth more than a hundred dull swords."
#4 - fukinitech
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bruce lee is amazing
#79 to #4 - wiredrage
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such a shame it did kill him
User avatar #149 to #79 - jacksipian
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getting shot is not the same thing as dying because you tried to push your limits too far
#156 to #149 - anon id: b9d2c6cc
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Bruce wasn't shot though. His Brandon was shot.
User avatar #224 to #156 - jacksipian
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oh, i thought they were both shot
#38 to #4 - thesinful
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#28 - fzbarbeque
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Bruce Lee is my ******* hero.
#175 to #28 - anon id: 08424c2f
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lol JFK's quote...
#49 to #28 - spetsnaztm
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Pretty sure Kennedy came first.
#135 to #49 - imaan
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Obviously Hector has the best quote
#185 to #135 - anon id: e5834b47
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Who the hell is Hector?
User avatar #209 to #185 - imalwaysright
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he's the guy that said "***** bout to **** a banana tree."
#73 - dwarfman
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Chuck Norris refuses to die. He fears the rematch on the other side.
#83 to #73 - josieabby
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[son laughing]   
Dad: What's so funny?   
Son: Oh. Just laughing at some Chuck Norris jokes. He's so awesome!   
Dad: Sorry son, but Bruce Lee was way better than Chuck Norris.   
Son: So why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes??   
Dad: Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke, Son.
[son laughing]
Dad: What's so funny?
Son: Oh. Just laughing at some Chuck Norris jokes. He's so awesome!
Dad: Sorry son, but Bruce Lee was way better than Chuck Norris.
Son: So why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes??
Dad: Because Bruce Lee ain't no joke, Son.
#15 - studbeefpile
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Here you go.
User avatar #216 to #15 - lamarisagoodname
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I was just about to ask for this photo

thank you, good sir
#19 to #15 - jellykuba
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Saving, have this face in return.
#20 to #19 - studbeefpile
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#18 to #15 - crycamellia
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thank you bro, you are the best
#21 to #18 - studbeefpile
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#22 to #21 - crycamellia
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#34 to #15 - existacne
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And the original.
#31 to #15 - darthsanti
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Please, someone do that thing where the image only appear when you put the mouse on the comment.
#122 to #31 - anon id: 869e4cec
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I tried, hope it works.
#193 to #122 - anon id: d03996be
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User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall
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Best Bruce Lee joke I ever heard was:

"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?"
"WAHTAHH!!!!!"
#203 - othdaddy
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**othdaddy rolls 55**
User avatar #235 to #203 - FunkinWagglez
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Damn.. What can't he do?
#81 - worried
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martial arts with money? bruce lee, you have met your match
User avatar #238 to #81 - Kairyuka
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Jew-jitsu
#205 to #81 - masterofanon
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Watch out! he knows jew jitsu