only way we would go back to the moon. . pizzaa_ omb: imagine itching, while they' re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whateverdude to say '
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only way we would go back to the moon

pizzaa_ omb:
imagine itching, while they' re up on the moon, decides to knock
down the US flag or whateverdude to say 'screw you' and its like,
what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft
up to the moon and reserect the flag? the whole scenario would be
petty and that' s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am ", sure we would do
exactly that
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#97 - zerothethird (08/29/2014) [-]
I had a dream where this kind of thing happened and america responded my painting the moon into the american flag. Tfw rest of the world.
I had a dream where this kind of thing happened and america responded my painting the moon into the american flag. Tfw rest of the world.
User avatar #101 to #97 - thehumor (08/29/2014) [-]
that gif gave me a pretty good giggle

thanks for that
#52 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
We'd leave their flag right where it is. We'd only erect a giant flag, 20 times the size around it. Millions of dollars, hundreds of man hours, just to erect a statue of a flag pole around their entire flag, to hold a gigantic flag that you could see with the naked eye.

All of the star spangled red white and blue.
#64 - noxiouspumpkin (08/29/2014) [-]
Why would we not?
Why would we not?
#7 - vorarephilia (08/28/2014) [-]
but in all seriousness, it would result in  a serious blow to future diplomatic missions as it would be basically spitting on one of our greatest accomplishments as a nation.   
   
It would be like building your dream house, then a neighbor breaks a window just because he can.   
you definitely wouldn't invite him to Sunday brunch that's for sure.
but in all seriousness, it would result in a serious blow to future diplomatic missions as it would be basically spitting on one of our greatest accomplishments as a nation.

It would be like building your dream house, then a neighbor breaks a window just because he can.
you definitely wouldn't invite him to Sunday brunch that's for sure.
#34 to #7 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
Your name unsettles me

Are you gonna eat me? ;_;
User avatar #37 to #34 - vorarephilia (08/29/2014) [-]
gently.
#45 to #7 - thatonecommunist ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
what if they just do it and don't tell us.
#46 to #45 - thatonecommunist ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
and it becomes like an in joke at the UN.
#94 - ravepen (08/29/2014) [-]
Im just gonna leave this here
#85 - jpv (08/29/2014) [-]
We would probably put a giant ******* flag on the moon, so EVERYONE, EVERYDAY, will see our flag, from their window till they sleep.
User avatar #87 to #85 - elbrysobrony (08/29/2014) [-]
But if there's no wind on the moon, how could the flag be out like that?
User avatar #92 to #87 - zomaru ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Just like how the flag on the moon is out now, with a support bar on top.
User avatar #93 to #92 - elbrysobrony (08/29/2014) [-]
Forgive my idiocy. I'm gonna go hang myself now.
User avatar #98 to #87 - Crusader (08/29/2014) [-]
They are going to paint it onto the moon like Hancock did.
#119 to #85 - asurasxnight (08/29/2014) [-]
better yet. we would spend trillions painting the moon in the image of our flag
User avatar #58 - inglipstruefollowr (08/29/2014) [-]
Yep. We would do exactly that. And probably put a few mines around it just in case.
#96 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
"A couple million"
"A couple million"
#157 to #96 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
Even a couple billion dollars in congress gets thrown around like petty cash that can be blown on a whim, especially when it comes to our paranoia defense budget. But start talking about putting a telescope on he far side of the moon, which has virtually no radio interference form earth, so we can see more clearly into space than ever before in human history, better understanding the origins of the universe itself and what may become of it, and everyone screams it's a waste of money.
User avatar #169 to #157 - geneeeeeric (08/29/2014) [-]
They say it's a waste of money because it most likely doesn't benefit THEM. The problem with people is that if they don't get something out of it they call "worthy" then they scream "It's a waste of money" because they would sooner get an extra dollar a day sitting on their ass then know what our universe looks like and to see if there are any habitable planets that we could ever reach.
User avatar #35 - foelkera (08/29/2014) [-]
We'd tarnish their nation's greatest achievements by getting mud on a brand new pair of Air Jordans
User avatar #13 - pappathethird (08/28/2014) [-]
The flag is actually plain white by now because of the sun
User avatar #23 to #13 - wizardbaker (08/28/2014) [-]
Always new the French would get there first.
#27 - hellsno (08/29/2014) [-]
The flag is already knocked down. The astronauts said they saw it fall when they lifted off in the lunar lander.
User avatar #66 to #27 - kibbleking (08/29/2014) [-]
Then why are there pictures of it still erect?
User avatar #103 to #66 - therealtjthemedic (08/29/2014) [-]
Viagra
#123 to #66 - hankhillofthe (08/29/2014) [-]
There isn't just one flag, yo.
There isn't just one flag, yo.
User avatar #67 to #27 - thenewklassklown (08/29/2014) [-]
weve been to the moon more than once, maybe they put it back up?
#90 - drakes (08/29/2014) [-]
A winter afternoon. As Drake tries to see outside his window, the windows fill with mist. He sighs. "Blocked by nature, that explains everything."
#142 - nimblewalrus (08/29/2014) [-]
China on the moon...
#173 to #47 - pentathengone (08/29/2014) [-]
MS Paint skillz, Bruh.
#1 - anonmaverick (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah we probably would.
#2 to #1 - boothead (08/28/2014) [-]
Our limp dicked President would actually use it as an excuse to go golf. But yea our next president will do that.
#11 to #2 - John Cena (08/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** ow the edge
#5 to #2 - John Cena (08/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #129 - andraste (08/29/2014) [-]
lets be realistic here, America would just accuse China of being terrorists, whip up some deep fried propaganda for the US citizens to eat up and then go full invasion on China's ass
#12 - John Cena (08/28/2014) [-]
We would land on the barren, lifeless soil, and plant our flag... Right where Beijing once stood.
#26 to #12 - lemanrouste (08/29/2014) [-]
I love you.
#106 to #12 - nuggetman (08/29/2014) [-]
Hell Yea!
User avatar #170 to #12 - thetruemexcalibur (08/29/2014) [-]
Nest anon I've seen in awhile.
#73 to #12 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
And you will be dead from a Chinese nuke.

MAD anyone?
User avatar #130 to #73 - thebaseballexpert (08/29/2014) [-]
>implying a nuke made with chiold labour and $4.36 in resources would even survive the journey before falling appart mid-flight.
User avatar #148 to #73 - meganinja ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
>Implying China has more than a few dozen nukes
#127 to #12 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
It ain't even fourth of July.
#186 to #12 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
As a fellow anon I could only dream of getting this many thumbs, and yet, here you are....
#39 to #12 - dwarfman (08/29/2014) [-]
And nothing of value would have lost.
And nothing of value would have lost.
User avatar #53 to #39 - StewieGGriffin (08/29/2014) [-]
Except the price of all name brand clothing would go up.
#62 to #53 - dwarfman (08/29/2014) [-]
And nothing of value would have been lost.
#60 to #53 - landcucumber (08/29/2014) [-]
India, Africa, South America, we got plenty of sources for cheap **** .
#70 to #12 - pkmlpkm (08/29/2014) [-]
I just shed a patriotic tear.
User avatar #155 to #12 - kristovsky (08/29/2014) [-]
That was so much murica I freedomed in my pants....and I'm british.
#32 to #12 - danjazown (08/29/2014) [-]
best comment I've seen in a long time   
good job anon
best comment I've seen in a long time
good job anon
#145 to #12 - rustypotato (08/29/2014) [-]
God Bless America
God Bless America
User avatar #24 to #12 - danster (08/28/2014) [-]
I laughed manically for a good minute.
#88 to #12 - MrFish ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
I'm Canadian and that's 			*******		 bad ass
I'm Canadian and that's ******* bad ass
#131 to #12 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
'murica **** yeh!

do main;anders consider hawaii america...or what?
User avatar #154 to #131 - spceinvdr (08/29/2014) [-]
yeah man, hawaii is kawaii. I love that **** . It looks so awesome there, especially the black sand beaches
#139 to #131 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
considering it's a state... yes?
#156 to #131 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
It's a state, so yeah.
#126 to #12 - hashtagopinion (08/29/2014) [-]
#BestCommentEver
#56 to #12 - cavysback (08/29/2014) [-]
Lead us to victory FreedomBirdMan
#153 to #56 - freedombirdman (08/29/2014) [-]
With pleasure
User avatar #159 to #12 - drastronomy (08/29/2014) [-]
not american but ***** that sounds like some line from a movie
#100 to #12 - moriorinvictus (08/29/2014) [-]
I want your ******* babies anon.
#152 to #12 - chocolatewhite (08/29/2014) [-]
HELL YEAH.
#118 to #12 - Snowplows ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
That's one of those most beautiful things I've ever read.
#134 to #12 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
>Implying there would be anyone left from the US to plant a flag if you nuked Beijing
User avatar #102 to #12 - fkelly ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Would read again/10
#199 to #12 - John Cena (01/22/2015) [-]
No you wouldn't. Wouldn't even pass China's borders before being decimated
User avatar #158 to #12 - duelknight (08/29/2014) [-]
Meh

It was kickass but a bit overboard
Theres a fine line between badass and evil
User avatar #128 to #12 - blackoutonetwotwo (08/29/2014) [-]
Bottlecaps, here I come!
#105 to #12 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
should be barren lifeless soil the world once was. countries will be passin WMDs like a joint.
User avatar #172 to #12 - rollmeanddie (08/29/2014) [-]
**** ME NOW
User avatar #15 to #12 - GrimTheRealReaper (08/28/2014) [-]
Okay that was badass.
User avatar #17 to #15 - alalalalal (08/28/2014) [-]
Today anon was kinda cool
#55 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
China very much does not hate the U.S

If you want to be concerned about someone taking down your flag which has been so violently sunbleached it's literally a white flag then Russia would be your best bet.

Except for, you know, it's Russia. So that bet is somewhere on the vicinity of all the people who have ever died to 1.
#74 to #55 - vparrish (08/29/2014) [-]
Hahaha, that actually did make me laugh out loud. Good for you sir.
#69 - ronjeremysweiner (08/29/2014) [-]
its not about the money
#79 to #69 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the price tag
#80 to #79 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** **** . mfw im not logged in and no thumbs for me
User avatar #71 to #69 - noxiouspumpkin (08/29/2014) [-]
It's about sending a message.
#75 to #71 - John Cena (08/29/2014) [-]
WOW WHAT AN ORIGINAL COMMENT
#76 to #75 - noxiouspumpkin (08/29/2014) [-]
What's your problem? I just wanted to complete that quote.
#84 to #76 - ronjeremysweiner (08/29/2014) [-]
ya hes a dick
#104 to #75 - auryn (08/29/2014) [-]
You should get thumbed up, the other guy should've been thumbed down.
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