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one-upmanship. Did you enjoy the content? Why not send a friend request my way?. My friend' s American dad and British mum have always done this thing where the

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Why not send a friend request my way?

My friend' s American dad and British mum
have always done this thing where they try to
each her' s countries for the
fourth of July.
When my friend got up this morning she found
her dad eating crumpets and tea whilst
smoking his pipe through a set of bad fake
teeth, all while muttering things like, "cheerio,
old chap! Tootle pip, it' s just a spot of rain!"
Ten minutes later her mum burst through the
door with a pillow stuffed down her shirt,
riding a motorized wheelchair that she' d
borrowed from the old lady next door,
brandishing a get order and a
toy gun and yelling, '" Fuck yeah!!"
Her mum won this year.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - teranin
Reply +423 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
They both won, in my book.
#62 to #2 - anon id: e11d2132
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
Is that pajama Sams mom?
User avatar #51 to #2 - blokrokker
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
B^U
#1 - youlikeme
Reply +272 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
Are you trying to make fun of my country? Pic related, my face before I kick your ass, faggot.
#5 to #1 - iamausername
Reply +74 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
Bring it on you little ****.
I'm not a nationalist, I just thought this was a funny idea. not to be taken seriously
#7 to #5 - deviousdanish
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#11 to #7 - iamausername
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
I don't always get told to kiss a fat vagina.

But when I do, I slip in some tongue.
User avatar #9 - OsamaBinLadenz
Reply +262 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
The motorized wheelchair was definitely the winning factor. The dad needs to step up his **** and replace all of the pictures in the house with the Queen.
User avatar #68 to #9 - amata
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
Just the pictures? Imagine-she goes up to the door-oh wait, no ******* door, just the Queen. She grabs the Queen's floppy left prince-feeder and gives it a proper twist to get into her house, where she is immediately confronted with the fact that every tile on their floor has the Queen's face and every scrap of wallpaper bears the image of her wrinkly nibs. Fear strikes her heart at all of the royal eyes following her as she goes through the living room (where the TV is showing yet another still image of the royal visage and the Queen's eyes stare up from the spots on the couch where the family buttcheeks often rest at the end of the day). Panicked, she rushes to the bathroom to confirm that she has not, in fact, been transformed into a wizened crumpet crone herself, only to find that the bathroom mirror has, of course, been replaced with a portrait of the Queen.

Now completely freaked out, she flees to her bedroom, her last sanctuary, the one place in the house where she should be able to feel safe, only to find it...white. Pristine. Empty, except for a blanket and the nude form of her Royal Majesty herself, dripping with tea-flavored oil and wearing that *********** grin that speaks of blood-drenched dreams and countless devoured souls. You know the grin I'm talking about.

Or, I mean, he could just tack up a few pictures. That's fine too.
User avatar #69 to #68 - OsamaBinLadenz
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
You clearly gave this a lot of thought, and I enjoyed that thoroughly. Thumb for you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - amata
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks! Nothing brightens a poor colonial's day like the approval of he who is laden with bins!
#10 - blademontane
Reply +173 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
I think her mum was copying this guy
#56 to #10 - teddybearlove
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
'mur'ca thread go!
#57 to #56 - teddybearlove
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#58 to #10 - teddybearlove
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Comment Picture
User avatar #74 to #10 - cjcasi
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
i think its this picture copying a stereotype, not the other way
#13 - zomitlu
Reply +166 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
The mother didn't win, they were meant to do stereotypes not actual citizens
#34 - gibroner
Reply +141 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
>No super-sized fries and x-large diet coke   
>Not having an AR-15    
>Only a 40 piece nuggets   
>didn't even steal a native american's land    
>No slave   
0 out of Freedom
>No super-sized fries and x-large diet coke
>Not having an AR-15
>Only a 40 piece nuggets
>didn't even steal a native american's land
>No slave
0 out of Freedom
#48 to #34 - anon id: f0c26119
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(07/07/2014) [-]
lel, pwnt
#50 to #34 - claytnbigsby
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(07/07/2014) [-]
REKT
#4 - Sworley
Reply +52 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
murica
murica
#61 to #4 - striderxir
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
using a russian gun in one hand, 1/10 freedom harder
#21 - infinitereaper
Reply +38 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
You can't beat #1
You can't beat #1
#47 - politicalhumor
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
**politicalhumor rolled image** why i luv bieng murican
#85 to #47 - mmfan
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
Why I love census' about 'murica
#86 to #47 - anon id: 0dfd2eac
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
yfw
#63 to #47 - dudewitharake
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
that roll
User avatar #75 to #63 - thelastamerican
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/07/2014) [-]
Here's a quick fun fact for you because I'm drunk and this picture reminds me of it.
When the lunar lander program first began and we were planning on using the hilariously underpowered redstone rocket to get us to the moon it was assumed that the subject would land, take surface samples, transmit their findings then wait for their air and food to deplete before dying. It was a one way trip. The president (Kenedy) refused to send anyone until the trip could be extended to deliver the astronaut back home. More than 100 people volunteered to make the one way trip.

And this has been your drunk moment with Thelastamerican.
#44 - charagrin
Reply +31 123456789123345869
(07/06/2014) [-]
America, we win even when Brits achieve something.
America, we win even when Brits achieve something.