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My friend' s American dad and British mum
have always done this thing where they try to
each her' s countries for the
fourth of July.
When my friend got up this morning she found
her dad eating crumpets and tea whilst
smoking his pipe through a set of bad fake
teeth, all while muttering things like, "cheerio,
old chap! Tootle pip, it' s just a spot of rain!"
Ten minutes later her mum burst through the
door with a pillow stuffed down her shirt,
riding a motorized wheelchair that she' d
borrowed from the old lady next door,
brandishing a get order and a
toy gun and yelling, '" Fuck yeah!!"
Her mum won this year.