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old but good

we me
we 16
yhave 8110
knever wants to have sex
efil months later
teem ***** this cocksucker at a party
bl rage
hard
Tthink leng and hard Mwi get revenge
she has idea i know)
acne night have her ever for Clevie
start making out, things get steamy
excuse me EHO, i need poop
we in bathromm
and jizz en fingers
we back to cetch
wick up where we started
hi break up with her week later
months later, shes wage as ****
thinks its his kid
years later and they are married and are raising my offspring
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#2 - politetroll (03/28/2014) [+] (26 replies)
I feel like this isn't actually possible but I'm not a semen doctor so I can't say for sure.

Red thumbs plz.
User avatar #7 to #2 - vikingesnumerouno (03/28/2014) [-]
semen doctor
#1 - purplebelle (03/28/2014) [+] (22 replies)
My favorite greentext story
#40 - theaaronlester (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
He said he had to poop and that didn't ruin the mood? yeah. okay.
He said he had to poop and that didn't ruin the mood? yeah. okay.
#9 - mydogsnameisbuster (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How long sperm can live in the open-air depends on the situation, what kind of environment it's in and how much sperm is present. But, on average, sperm can't live for much longer than a few hours in the open-air. It's important to remember that if sperm is inside a women's body, it can survive for up to seven days.

Yea, I googled it. Shoot me
#33 - freegzuz (03/28/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #75 - harrisonfordor (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, I'm sure that your cum fingers were the reason why she was pregnant. Totally not all the dick she was receiving.
#45 - mezzjuc (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - mikesch (03/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**mikesch rolled image**

An evil plan. A good plan.
#30 - dildodude (03/28/2014) [-]
another McDonald greentext
#24 - almightybenjamin (03/28/2014) [-]
riiiiight.      it doesnt work like that
riiiiight. it doesnt work like that
#101 - iluvblackppl (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'll just leave this here...
#68 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** cool man
#11 - anonymous (03/28/2014) [+] (3 replies)
7 months later though? probably the other guys kid then.. Usually if a child is born a month premature, you can tell its a month premature.
#119 - lolofoeshow (03/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #72 - thebritishguy (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm like 80% sure that she got pregnant from unprotected sex rather than cum fingers, it's just way more likely
#25 - rokkai ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
whoa... that's...  GENIUS
whoa... that's... GENIUS
#97 - kingsaged (03/28/2014) [-]
**kingsaged rolled image** cocksuckers face when
User avatar #56 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (15 replies)
That's not how conception works though...
User avatar #106 - respectyourmom (03/28/2014) [+] (15 replies)
ok since no one has said it yet i might as well be the buzzkill here.. This is NOT POSSIBLE. I mean the kid getting her preggo via oxygen exposed semen. Once the semen (jiz, cum) hits the air, IT IS DEAD. Not only that, but the semen needs to enter the vagina, past the cervix, thru the uterus and be able to reach the Fallopian tubes where the unfertilized egg (if there is one) is traveling to the uterus from the ovaries. He would have to have literally fisted this bitch to about just above the wrist. So let me be the one to call ******** .
User avatar #125 to #106 - gmarrox (03/28/2014) [-]
Sperm can survive for up to a few hours when exposed to oxygen. That is the purpose of semen.
User avatar #34 - adu ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Hearing the story, it's most likely that the first guy legitimately did get her pregnant, and mister semen-fingers didn't actually do anything.
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