okay. . Instead -of coal, Santa now gives the had . debt. Dam, parents. my tras Mouth . A bleached asshole.
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#1 - dessel (10/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#7 - klokwork (10/14/2013) [-]
Turns out it was Santa.
Turns out it was Santa.
User avatar #3 - parralax ONLINE (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#6 - hhanako (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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dead parents club?
#37 - notdjfood ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
#22 - houseofbrick (10/14/2013) [-]
This is 			*******		 creepy because I just played this last night with my friends and we had near identical responses. I was "a bleached asshole".
This is ******* creepy because I just played this last night with my friends and we had near identical responses. I was "a bleached asshole".
User avatar #26 - Blackdrama (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What game is this? Looks fun
User avatar #29 to #26 - rubba (10/14/2013) [-]
cards against humanity
User avatar #14 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind getting a bleached asshole for christmas if I got a free waxing with it.
User avatar #41 - bakakinji (10/14/2013) [-]
Crippling debt. The debt makes the kids need money, the need for money gives them the need for work, Santa then offers the bad kids jobs to pay off the debt and thus, he now has his "jolly" little workers. The elves are bad kids forced into slavery by the world's best business man, Kris Kringle.
#25 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #307 at Facts, yo ** what santa gives them
User avatar #23 - hypex (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
May i ask what happens if you bleach your asshole?
User avatar #19 - vipersixtyfour (10/14/2013) [-]
One guy played "Santa's Sack" when this black card was played in my dorm the other day. ******* laughed like hyena's
User avatar #18 - iamnerd (10/14/2013) [-]
fairly sure this was at Feast of Mars. this hand was played at reakfast saturday morning. so, which amtgarder was it?
User avatar #16 - lolerlaura (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* love that game so ******* much. So much so that my friends and I turned it into a drinking game (which also works for apples to apples for the kiddies out there).

You play the round normally and the person who drew the black card picks a winning and a losing card. Both the winner and loser drink.
User avatar #15 - alxon (10/14/2013) [-]
I was playing this with a bunch of my friends once, when this question card came up. My friend's little brother, whom was 10 at the time, played the answer "Public Ridicule". The funny thing was, he had no idea what it meant.
#9 - anonmynous (10/14/2013) [-]
What did you bring back from mexico?

-Brown people
-8 oz of sweet black tar heroin
-multiple stab wounds
User avatar #8 - hyeroshi (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm going to have to choose between Fancy Feast and a bleached asshole on this. My cats don't even like Fancy Feast.
#4 - imonagoat ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Fancy feast hahahahaha
User avatar #2 - cossackwhoop (10/13/2013) [-]
Lost it at "A bleached asshole".
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