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#1 - dessel (10/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#7 - klokwork (10/14/2013) [-]
Turns out it was Santa.
Turns out it was Santa.
User avatar #3 - parralax (10/13/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#6 - hhanako (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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dead parents club?
#22 - houseofbrick (10/14/2013) [-]
This is 			*******		 creepy because I just played this last night with my friends and we had near identical responses. I was "a bleached asshole".
This is ******* creepy because I just played this last night with my friends and we had near identical responses. I was "a bleached asshole".
User avatar #26 - Blackdrama (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What game is this? Looks fun
User avatar #29 to #26 - rubba (10/14/2013) [-]
cards against humanity
User avatar #14 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind getting a bleached asshole for christmas if I got a free waxing with it.
User avatar #41 - bakakinji (10/14/2013) [-]
Crippling debt. The debt makes the kids need money, the need for money gives them the need for work, Santa then offers the bad kids jobs to pay off the debt and thus, he now has his "jolly" little workers. The elves are bad kids forced into slavery by the world's best business man, Kris Kringle.
User avatar #39 - mutzaki (10/14/2013) [-]
The Wikipedia article for anal bleaching used to be hilarious, before someone had to ruin it.
It showed an unbcleached asshole of a black woman, and then the bleached one was of a white woman.
#38 - Ken M (10/14/2013) [-]

Y'all are welcome, bitches.
User avatar #32 - joshlol (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what are these things I keep seeing being posted?
User avatar #31 - darksideofthebeast (10/14/2013) [-]
American Dad Fancy Feast

The best American Dad episode.
User avatar #16 - lolerlaura (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I ******* love that game so ******* much. So much so that my friends and I turned it into a drinking game (which also works for apples to apples for the kiddies out there).

You play the round normally and the person who drew the black card picks a winning and a losing card. Both the winner and loser drink.
User avatar #15 - alxon (10/14/2013) [-]
I was playing this with a bunch of my friends once, when this question card came up. My friend's little brother, whom was 10 at the time, played the answer "Public Ridicule". The funny thing was, he had no idea what it meant.
#12 - Ken M (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This game is called Cards Against Humanity and it is a great laugh.
User avatar #11 - zafara (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm going to have to go with Dead Parents.

Bruce Wayne as a kid threw a tantrum because he didn't get the toy he wanted, and was therefore naughty. His parents took him to the theater that night to calm him down. They were killed. Basically, Bruce Wayne was naughty, and Santa gave him dead parents. So he became Batman.
User avatar #10 - dvdstvns (10/14/2013) [-]
I had the same one with the answer "multiple stab wounds"
#9 - anonmynous ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
What did you bring back from mexico?

-Brown people
-8 oz of sweet black tar heroin
-multiple stab wounds
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