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I think it was more than five

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#68 - greyswordsman (08/20/2014) [+] (19 replies)
i seriously dont get the joke.
#79 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/21/2014) [-]
#10 - compadrepie (08/20/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Dayum that's one fine looking burger
Dayum that's one fine looking burger
User avatar #32 - escapedfromkitchen (08/20/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Okay guys, could someone please explain what's going on? I googled her name, so now I know she made a game about depression and people are making fun of her because of it... But I still don't understand, what did she do wrong and what does five guys have to do with it?
User avatar #33 to #32 - dwraith ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
She banged five dudes so they would promote her game and give her good reviews.

Basically shat all over video game journalism.
#46 - hitlersgayabortion (08/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
let's get one thing straight: this is about the integrity of, and I'm gonna put a period after every word,  video. game. journalism? that is about the stupidest 						*******					 thing you could ever care about. I didn't even know video game journalism was a 						*******					 thing. how did we get to the point where we care about the "integrity" of people 						*******					 writing about my game time?    
   
just. enjoy. your. playtime.    
   
if you want to make fun of her for being a slut, fine. i don't have a problem with that. but if any of you seriously care about video game journalism integrity you should probably spend some time outside.
let's get one thing straight: this is about the integrity of, and I'm gonna put a period after every word, video. game. journalism? that is about the stupidest ******* thing you could ever care about. I didn't even know video game journalism was a ******* thing. how did we get to the point where we care about the "integrity" of people ******* writing about my game time?

just. enjoy. your. playtime.

if you want to make fun of her for being a slut, fine. i don't have a problem with that. but if any of you seriously care about video game journalism integrity you should probably spend some time outside.
#55 to #46 - spelt (08/20/2014) [-]
I didnt even know video game journalism was a thing before all this 						********
I didnt even know video game journalism was a thing before all this ********
#1 - psychotayto (08/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Send to her twatter pls
#132 - flambenobunaga (08/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Guys, look! I got the secret achievement in Depression Quest!
User avatar #2 - captainprincess (08/20/2014) [+] (38 replies)
I ate at a fiveguys once
The memory pains me

Fiveguys not being a chain outside of U.S
I'd have to return to the U.S to eat fiveguys again and this pains me so much
#91 - miia ONLINE (08/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>Whole site going ******* over this zoe quinn ********
>"summary" of this nonsense is longer than my arm
>video explaining nonsense is half an hour long
**** this.
User avatar #107 to #91 - sayonarazetsubou (08/21/2014) [-]
A chick slept with video game journalists to give her game good reviews, and the internet is in an uproar.

If someone's summary is longer than that sentence, they're retarded.
#81 - uzumakilover (08/21/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Why people continue to attack this girl I have no idea. She has made a fantastic game and proven that woman can fight back and not be oppressed by men in the games industry anymore. All the men who are attacking her now are only trying to oppress her more to try and scare off any of the other woman that might try and get into making games.

The fact that she had sex with five guys only shows how strong she is as an independent woman and they all have their own opinions about that amazing game that she made.

Naruto-kun approves of all that she has done and thinks that the game is good also.
User avatar #84 to #81 - noneckcomics ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
GR8 B8 M8
#124 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Zoe wasn't the only one eating out.
#117 - flomosho (08/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Story time.   
   
>Sister takes us all to see the colleges she was invited to go see   
> Traveling around and looking at stuff   
>Family hungry, including me   
>Walking around, hungrier by the second   
>Find Five Guys   
>My first time seeing it IRL   
>Walk in with family, starved   
>Looking at the menu   
>Father notices they use peanut oil   
>Me and my little sister are allergic to  peanuts   
>Dad takes us away from there   
>We weren't there for more than 5 minutes   
>Never seen a Five Guys since then   
   
Please make a Five Guys in Ames.
Story time.

>Sister takes us all to see the colleges she was invited to go see
> Traveling around and looking at stuff
>Family hungry, including me
>Walking around, hungrier by the second
>Find Five Guys
>My first time seeing it IRL
>Walk in with family, starved
>Looking at the menu
>Father notices they use peanut oil
>Me and my little sister are allergic to peanuts
>Dad takes us away from there
>We weren't there for more than 5 minutes
>Never seen a Five Guys since then

Please make a Five Guys in Ames.
#173 - greenwithenvy (08/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
can we like, spam post her nudes everywhere like imgur/4chin/tumblr? there are some online posted by her five+ guys
User avatar #114 - blarghagh (08/21/2014) [-]
5 guys makes the best burgers in the whole goddamn world. Plus you get a giant paper bag full of fries that comes with a tiny bowl. Yes I understand the picture
User avatar #104 - metalheadtildeath (08/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
is their food any good? i heard it is really expensive. i'll be comparing it to burgerking, hardees, and steak n' shake
User avatar #109 to #104 - sayonarazetsubou (08/21/2014) [-]
Better than burgerking and Hardee's, and it's hard to beat steak and shake. Then again, I don't live in an area where there's a steak and shake anymore and haven't had it in a while, so I could be wrong.
User avatar #95 - halomike (08/21/2014) [+] (14 replies)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-51PfwI3M

For those of you who don't understand.
User avatar #101 to #99 - halomike (08/21/2014) [-]
lol yeah it does. A lot of people use sex to get what they want. Women can control men through sex. And vice versa.
#50 - dogeate (08/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
ive been craving 5 guys since the beggining of the zoe situation
#172 - colwafljam (08/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I have no idea who Zoe is or what happened.......I feel so out of the loop...
#176 to #172 - barstoolninja (08/21/2014) [-]
From what I heard, some slut game maker who cheated on her boyfriend and ****** a bunch of game journalists to get favorable reviews, then had the whole thing covered up.
#121 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Is it sad that I recognized that it was five guys food just from looking at the burger, before looking at the cup?
User avatar #103 - rokulda ONLINE (08/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
how does this slut tie into five guys burgers and fries?
#96 - waker (08/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**waker rolled comment #318 ** :
I feel as though the world would be better off without her but I hope no one actually does it, simply because if they do then she becomes a martyr which would make the situation infinitely worse.

"Men will kill to keep women from video games" etc
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