oh the regret he must feel. post your stories below on how you cock blocked yourself. I'll start in the first comment. u File: 1395053935091 if-) Mla, 250x214,
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oh the regret he must feel

post your stories below on how you cock blocked yourself. I'll start in the first comment

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I' ll start.
dmeet girl at party
whee standing alone
we to her. say seine stupid crap
whee into it. keep en flirting
rune of furfriends CC) riles
me to her
agirl 2 kisses girl 1 en the cheek
ralphy mode engaged
Youre kissing her but not me? Rude"
Harnesses to kiss me as well
agirl 1 gees mad
sleuth are all ever me now
met confused everwhich to focus my attention en
mmake up a stupid excuse and leave
wmm
I cringe to this day.
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#5 - doktorfaget (03/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
> be 19, study abroad in London
> super-Christian, saving my virginity for marriage
> first girlfriend ever, high-school girl semi-pro model
> at a pub on valentine's day
> 6/10 britgirl approaches me with a chocolate candy heart
> badteethnicetits.picture
> invites me to go with her into some private booth thing
> "no sorry, not interested"
> she frowns, tears the heart in two and gives me half of her "broken heart"
> I instantly start eating the chocolate heart
> a bit later, some super hawt 11/10 japanese girl starts grinding on my dick as I walk to the bar for another drink
> grabs me close and looks into my eyes
> "excuse me, I need to get to the bar"
> she slaps my ass as I squirm past her
> virginitysecured.jiff
> get back to the US a few months later
> gf has new bf because I never called here when in London
#6 to #5 - doktorfaget (03/18/2014) [-]
BUT I totally turned my life around once I got to Germany.

> tuesday night in club, oldies music nite
> lonely girls dancing to '60s and '70s music
> ******** .tiff
> start dancing with drunkest girl there, 7/10 (skinny, pretty face)
> also getting super wasted
> time to leave, I follow her out of the club
> she hails taxi, waves for me to come in
> she pays, we get out and up to her bedroom
> she throws me a condom
> we **** , takes only a few minutes
> we both fall instantly asleep.
> I fart super loud, it wakes us both up
> my condom is still on, I'm hard and her vag is like right there
> round two: FIGHT!!!
> only a few minutes, but need to go again
> new condom, round three
> fall asleep again
> wake up next day, just put on clothes and said "peace" and walked out the door.
> 2 years later, I see her on the train.
> I sat across from her and let out a nice, loud fart
> she looks up, I wink at her
#3 - thewulfman ONLINE (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Mine's really simple.   
>be 9   
>know this hot Indian girl   
>she's 12   
>she says to me "Hey, want me to be your girlfriend?"   
>"No thanks"   
   
My face nowadays when I realize I could have had an incredibly hot Indian girlfriend.
Mine's really simple.
>be 9
>know this hot Indian girl
>she's 12
>she says to me "Hey, want me to be your girlfriend?"
>"No thanks"

My face nowadays when I realize I could have had an incredibly hot Indian girlfriend.
User avatar #1 - BlackBerru (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>at a party
>girl staring at me while music playing
>gettinmygrooveon.gif
>girl walks over
>"hey, I'm hottymcamazingass, and you are?"
>alpha mode authorization code
>access denied
>"I'm ummm. . . . ummmm"
>"anon right?"
>"yeah exactly"
>"you're pretty cute"
>"you too, you actually remind me of my cousin"
> ************************* .stupid
>"oh cool. oh my phone, my friends are leaving so i gotta go."
>never made the same mistake again
#9 - gux ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
> Be 11
> Riding my bike in my neighbourhood with a friend
> Hot 14 year old girl i knew and her sister was in their yard
> Calls us over
> asks if we want to make out with them
> Friend goes Alpha and says hell yeah
> Spaghetti.exe
> I make up a ******** excuse that i have to go home.
> Wtfdidijustdo.Jpeg
Mfw i've regretted this since then
User avatar #4 - demigodofmadness (03/18/2014) [-]
>freshman in high school
>hot junior girl I'm friends with
>whenever we say good bye she kisses me on the cheek
>one day she asks me if she can kiss me
>"why not"
>I was just wondering why shes asking now
>she goes in for the kiss
>I turn my cheek
>her and her friend laugh and we hardly ever speak after that

I still cry about it to this day
User avatar #15 - pocketstooheavy (03/19/2014) [-]
Heh. All of the stories in the comments here are from children.

Typical FJ, I guess.
#11 - mr skeltal (03/18/2014) [-]
>she ran faster than me
User avatar #18 - teufelhunden (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Make up a stupid excuse and run" This is how I know it's fake. Any reasonable male would have gone with it and sealed the deal.
#19 to #18 - ihateemo (03/19/2014) [-]
you are an idiot
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