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User avatar #1 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/01/2014) [+] (19 replies)
who has the time to investigate **** like this.
#2 to #1 - youlikeme (08/01/2014) [-]
This is nothing man. One harry potter fan decided to rewrite the whole Harry Potter story, a project called Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, to remove all plot holes and unrealistic stuff. And it's not just some joke project, he has written A LOT. Here's a quote from it:

"You turned into a cat! A SMALL cat! You violated Conservation of Energy! That's not just an arbitrary rule, it's implied by the form of the quantum Hamiltonian! Rejecting it destroys unitarity and then you get FTL signaling! And cats are COMPLICATED! A human mind can't just visualize a whole cat's anatomy and, and all the cat biochemistry, and what about the neurology? How can you go on thinking using a cat-sized brain?"
— Harry Potter
#5 - sixty (08/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Fact that explains some detail about a big picture thing   
   
REPLIER THAT SHOUTS AT IT
Fact that explains some detail about a big picture thing

REPLIER THAT SHOUTS AT IT
#25 - biscuitsunited (08/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yea, 						****					 off.   
This is highly coincidental, so stop pulling this 						****					 out of your ass tumblr.   
J.K.R is not that good a writer and this was her first book, so there is no way in hell that a sub plot installed later in the series was hidden in the first installment in flower language.
Yea, **** off.
This is highly coincidental, so stop pulling this **** out of your ass tumblr.
J.K.R is not that good a writer and this was her first book, so there is no way in hell that a sub plot installed later in the series was hidden in the first installment in flower language.
User avatar #37 to #25 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
J.K. Rowling planned that sub-plot from the very beginning.
In fact, she told Alan Rickman about the whole thing ahead of time so he understood why Snape targeted Harry.
#48 - DrollHumor ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I couldn't help but think how cool it would be to have a potions class. Mixing things, and knowing reactions, and then I remembered I'm a goddamn chemistry major and that is almost exactly what we do.
#16 - fridginator (08/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #15 - tmgrskat (08/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Wow, can tumblr not ******* overanalyse everything and pull **** out of its ass?
#21 to #15 - captnnorway (08/01/2014) [-]
It's quite possible that it's true though. If it was me writing HP or another long series, I would totally add in stuff like that. And as far as I know, symbolism is very common in books. Also the flower dictionary exists. It's used in paintings along other things to tell a story. Similar to how a Halo around a person in a painting means the person is a saint, a certain flower might mean death of royalty or treachery or something similar
User avatar #57 - mads (08/02/2014) [-]
I like the idea that at one point Flower language was prevalent and people just walked around shouting 'Daffodil' at each other
User avatar #12 - RIPphyscovideos (08/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I still don't know if this changes my view on the franchise. Subtle details like this don't distract from the raw, chewed up character development and the basic-to-intermediate plots.

To me, it's an alright franchise but it's still very enjoyable.
#13 to #12 - swagmonstah ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
It was a ******* children's book you cock sucker.
I read these books when I was in 4th grade.
It was designed to have beginner and intermediate character development and plot lines.
Faggot.
#80 - idontevenfap (08/02/2014) [-]
Now I'm just imagining Snape in his potions room minutes before class starts, pacing around mumbling "Once Potter comes in, you're going to look at him and say it. Don't forget. Don't forget what to say. It's super sophisticated and complex and cool. Everyone will love it. Everyone will love Snape."
User avatar #66 - danzaiver (08/02/2014) [-]
i'm wondering if this is actually true, or he thought if he said something that sounded intelligent people would believe him.
#65 - batham (08/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#53 - phobiakicker (08/01/2014) [-]
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#81 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
i honestly dont think that JK rowling though about having snape love lilly that early in the storyline... honestly, i felt that the scene where snape revealed his true feelings was kinda rushed and out of left field... i think if she was planning on doing that from the beginning, then she would have made little easter eggs throught the books
User avatar #39 - wwkybobo (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"My Regrets follow you to the grave " + "Absence" = "I bitterly regret Lily's death."
**** off Tumblr, god damn.
User avatar #11 - aizeinstein (08/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It looks made up but could be real. Unfortunetly, I'm too lazy to search that.
User avatar #26 to #11 - Zydratejunkie (08/01/2014) [-]
It's real. Flower dictionary's are an actual thing, though they've mostly fallen out of use since the Victorian era. However, J.K. could have named ANY ingredients, could have had Snape ask Harry about any potion, or even changed the ingredients of the potion. It is heavily suggested that she implied this, and if she didn't, it's one hell of a coincidence, especially considering she went out of her way to name Harry's mom Lily and everything.
#54 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #34 - monswine (08/01/2014) [-]
The wikipedia page of flower language tracks but this **** is so easy. Look. White Asphodel is called Asphodelus albus omg Albus is Dumbledore's first name and White Asphodel was associated with death and transition by the ancient Greeks! JK Rowling foreshadowed Snape killing Dumbledore!

This moment is part of Snape dressing Harry down and sets him up as one of the few in the school not in blatant awe of him thus tricking us into considering him a villain (like Malfoy). Go find hidden meanings for Bezoar and where you find one and the "difference" between Monkshood and Wolfbane before you come up with ******** conspiracy theories.
#20 - include ONLINE (08/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #8 - rockmanfan (08/01/2014) [-]
$5 says they just made that **** up.
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