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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - brisen
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(02/24/2014) [-]
Hmmmmm
User avatar #12 to #2 - nikolaier
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righty is shining with happiness
#33 to #12 - bobducky
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#10 - maousama
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What my dad told me the night i lost my virginity  open wide
What my dad told me the night i lost my virginity open wide
User avatar #70 to #10 - shitshitshit
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wow that was actually unexpected
#73 to #10 - yeorey
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User avatar #16 to #10 - draeman
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jesus ******* christ i was drinking
#34 to #10 - bobducky
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#15 to #10 - leobreacker
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User avatar #7 - claytonb
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"It's cheaper to find a hooker and pay her to suck your cock everyday than getting married"

- My dad's advice on women
User avatar #58 to #7 - reginleif
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It's cheaper for MOST women, especially if you consider the possibility of divorce... which happens over half the time and costs you half your income.

However a humble woman who cooks and cleans, watches your finances, and takes care of children is a pretty GOOD deal that when you take into consideration the costs of a personal cook, babysitter, personal accountant, and of course sexual provider.

inb4 feminists/maginas come to debate about how these women don't exist, you're right they don't exist in the US, but I'm arguing the economics of a married couple (traditional) and a single male on a pay-per service basis.

tl;dnr Clay's statement is true given current numbers, but not true under ideal conditions.
#60 to #58 - anon id: 9b102710
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Not only are they virtually non-existent in the US, you won't find them in Canada, the EU, Australia, or any number of other places. You'll find them in countries where feminism did not take hold because the women there knew they were not and had never been oppressed. Just like the aforementioned areas, women have been protected and provided for by men throughout human history.

"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell.
User avatar #35 to #7 - kbpilottl
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clearly he didnt follow his own advice
#36 to #35 - rufflezrgood
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It's more of personal experience and advice to the new generation.
User avatar #22 - randomwanker
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My dad's advice "pull out your dick, if she doesn't want to do anything she will slap you if that happens just walk away, but if she likes it it's your lucky day"... this was how he did it back in the day
User avatar #23 to #22 - vatra
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That's an excellent way to end up in jail..
User avatar #25 to #23 - randomwanker
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we grew up during different times, it wouldn't have been such a big deal back then
User avatar #27 to #25 - vatra
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Yeeeaah, just asked my dad, he's in his sixties, he said: "No man with self respect would have ever done that in my time"
User avatar #28 to #27 - randomwanker
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where was your dad raised?
User avatar #30 to #28 - vatra
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He was born in Montana, but they moved around a **** ton.
User avatar #31 to #30 - randomwanker
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I don't know if I should say this, but my dad well stepdad grew up in a small Mexican town, and due to poverty he used to do several things that didn't allow him to see eye to with the authorities, he used to walk around with thousands of dollars in his pocket when he was 15, which probably explains his lack of ***** to give
User avatar #39 to #31 - daviid
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thousand of dollars? or thousands of pesos? i mean it is mexico
User avatar #42 to #39 - randomwanker
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them=Americans
User avatar #40 to #39 - randomwanker
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Dollars, he had did stuff for them
User avatar #44 to #40 - daviid
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he had did stuff? is english your first language bro? no offense im just saying that sounds weird. he must've been a careel member or something cuz thats alot of money especially for a 15 year old
User avatar #46 to #44 - randomwanker
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English isn't my first language, but I'm quite familiar with it It's kinda late I'm really tired
User avatar #48 to #46 - daviid
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i feel yah bro i just thought you were some ****** up mexican barely learning english, spanish is my first language too bruh so aint dissing on you, dont trip chocolate chip
User avatar #55 to #48 - pizzaweed
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I'm thumbing you just for don't trip chocolate chip
User avatar #49 to #48 - randomwanker
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Haha "don't trip chocolate chip" never heard that before
User avatar #50 to #49 - daviid
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just a little something i learned from some native kid i was friends with here in new mexico
User avatar #41 to #40 - randomwanker
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my grammar just went to ****
User avatar #32 to #31 - vatra
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Ah, this explains a lot!
#24 to #22 - deezknuts
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that is the worst idea anyone has ever had
User avatar #47 to #24 - hawaiianhappysauce
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Call JG Wentworth 877- CASH NOW
User avatar #26 to #24 - vatra
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ever
User avatar #83 to #24 - ichies
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Actually, that's smarter than you think, most of the girls know if they'll put out for someone even before the meeting happens, so that's either saving you half an hour of meaningless chatter, or 2 hours of deflection despite you being horny. Although it might have some bad consequences nowadays ;).
#45 - DrollHumor
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Actually, it should be flipped.
Pick the one you're happiest to see.

Because stalkers are scary.
User avatar #57 to #45 - obsidicus
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and so are really desperate ones.
#69 to #45 - anon id: b8060c67
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Actually, it should be flipped is spot on.
Pick the one you're happiest to see

Because stalkers are scary erotic and fuel my erection
#74 to #69 - baconsammichFTW
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Comment Picture
User avatar #62 to #45 - hackettmob
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but they'll kill for you
User avatar #17 - manbearpiglet
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When I liked a girl who had a boyfriend, my first RA in college told me, "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score."
User avatar #19 to #17 - gloriousthighs
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Hmm, I got drunk and told a girl I like her last night, she already liked someone else. I don't know if I should follow your advice or bail.
#21 to #19 - anon id: 22495b32
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gonna be a moral fag here, but I wouldn't want my girlfriend to cheat on me. You probably wouldn't want your girlfriend to cheat on you (unless you are into that sort of thing) so why would her boyfriend be any different?
#65 to #21 - gloriousthighs
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We are young, inexperienced people. The thing is, nobody likes this guy, he's a tool and I don't think they are serious.
#43 to #21 - asdgsdfhgdsfhsdfhs
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i agree. its not so much of morality, its more of sympathy for the guy who youre screwing over.
User avatar #64 to #43 - carrotpotato
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I've always just gone by the rule that there are 2 kinds of cheating. Cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend and cheating on your friends with their girlfriends/boyfriends. And those are a big no-no. Screwing a girl whose boyfriend you don't know... well she isn't girlfriend material but one night stand/friends with benefits doesn't really bother me.
User avatar #63 to #17 - monkeysniper
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Just a think I say to some, like when this one chick wanted me to cheat on my girlfriend for her, I just told her that if I was the kind of guy to cheat on a girl I'm not the kind she'd want, and I asked her how would she know I wouldn't do the same to her
#75 to #17 - baconsammichFTW
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Not cool, bro.
Not cool, bro.
#76 to #17 - dtanobo
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Maybe respect that the girl is taken? There are other girls out there. I'm sure you wouldn't want some creep to hit on your girlfriend because you're just a 'goalie.'
User avatar #77 to #76 - manbearpiglet
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Woah, I just thought it was a funny statement...that is all.
#78 to #77 - dtanobo
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Right, I probably took that too seriously
User avatar #79 to #78 - manbearpiglet
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It was in all seriousness a joke I heard him tell on of my floor mates. I also had a gf at the time, who ironically ended up cheating on me.
#80 to #79 - dtanobo
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I like the joke, just some people I know take it seriously and yeah mess around. Ouch though. At least you're not wasting your time with her anymore. Life there piglet.
User avatar #67 - tehweave
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Finding a girlfriend is like picking a puppy...

Choose the one that licks peanut butter off your balls.
#81 to #67 - silverlance
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User avatar #1 - zameckis
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and there's none
shame
User avatar #56 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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What my dad told me the night i lost my virginity
#59 to #56 - dudewitharake
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oh you
#71 to #56 - egosumproxi
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I can't see what the spoiler says, was it something like this?
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User avatar #72 to #71 - batmanbeyonddgrave
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its actually just a space, because i haven't lost my virginity yet, therefore my dad hasn't said anything...
#8 - vpngtn
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(02/24/2014) [-]
great!
now all i have to do is go way out of my comfort zone and meet some girls