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#1 - jokerrvirus
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(02/11/2014) [-]
in every store i was, they checked the eggs
User avatar #16 to #1 - rainbowrush
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Never even heard about that happening before now.
User avatar #21 to #1 - adu
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(02/12/2014) [-]
In every store you were? Just how many stores were you?
#23 to #1 - anon id: 9658fefd
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(02/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 to #1 - bitchesbanthymine
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(02/12/2014) [-]
I've never had someone check my eggs at the checkout of my local supermarket.

Granted, I use self-checkout about 90% of the time.
User avatar #34 to #1 - whtkid
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(02/12/2014) [-]
I worked at a Wal-mart here in America, we didn't check anything. I was the cashier, and some lady came back to me saying she found a baby's binkie in her cereal box
User avatar #36 to #34 - xgarthx
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Actually it's Wal-Mart policy to have the overnight crew check the eggs, all of them.
We removed any cartons with cracked or missing or expired eggs, we did this every single night.
User avatar #37 to #36 - whtkid
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Yea, but there's a long time between when we opened up to when the night-shift came in, and my store had a particularly bad night shift. My manager kept trying to get me to take a position so she could fire at least one of those guys, but i was a high-school student.
User avatar #4 to #1 - landartheconqueror
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(02/12/2014) [-]
i don't think they've ever checked the eggs when i've gone grocery shopping
User avatar #25 to #4 - jokerrvirus
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(02/12/2014) [-]
ok maby its just here (i live in germany)
User avatar #48 to #25 - landartheconqueror
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(02/12/2014) [-]
maybe we have to start doing it here, or i should do it whenever i go out. i've come home with a cracked egg once or twice (i live in west canada)
#30 to #25 - xxmemosxx
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(02/12/2014) [-]
England does it as well I always thought it was to check for cracked eggs
User avatar #31 to #30 - jokerrvirus
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(02/12/2014) [-]
yeah cracked and missing eggs
#32 to #31 - xxmemosxx
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Damn that was a fast reply! 26 seconds...
User avatar #7 to #1 - demigodofmadness
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Yea but Olivia Wilde shops at a super special celebrity store. It's much different than the pleb stores we shop at.
User avatar #6 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/12/2014) [-]
why not check the carton first??
#47 to #6 - pkrbarmovie
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Because she's an idiot.
User avatar #2 - emberstar
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(02/12/2014) [-]
I always check the carton, because sometimes there is a broken egg- if so, I swap it for another from a different carton.
User avatar #10 to #2 - amuzen
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(02/12/2014) [-]
I forgot to do this ONE ******* TIME and there were three broken eggs, a deformed egg, and a missing egg I got home and I was just like, SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
#14 - gaybananaman
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(02/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #14 - cocoman
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(02/12/2014) [-]
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#17 to #14 - implication
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(02/12/2014) [-]
So if I ******** this 5 times, I won't die?

I mean I'll die eventually anyway, why waste that time *********** on FJ?
#33 to #17 - vladstronsy
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(02/12/2014) [-]
And so you have attained enlightenment. Well done.
And so you have attained enlightenment. Well done.
#8 - vizz
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Actually i work in egg packing and its not uncommon for the machine to leave one egg out in a carton, although there is a detector that checks them before they are packed it misses them sometimes and because the machine closes the carton as well no one sees it and it goes right in the box to get delivered to supermarkets.
Actually i work in egg packing and its not uncommon for the machine to leave one egg out in a carton, although there is a detector that checks them before they are packed it misses them sometimes and because the machine closes the carton as well no one sees it and it goes right in the box to get delivered to supermarkets.
User avatar #9 to #8 - evilanakie
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(02/12/2014) [-]
whats the pay like
curious
User avatar #13 to #9 - gmarrox
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(02/12/2014) [-]
He'd probably be yolking if he said it was eggcellent.
User avatar #49 to #9 - vizz
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(02/13/2014) [-]
nothing special, SOrry for late ass reply.

User avatar #15 to #8 - teranin
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(02/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #20 - localbees
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Just because there's an egg missing, someone stole it? Some of those cartons are pretty floppy, eggs fall out sometimes.
#27 - mayoroftownsville
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(02/12/2014) [-]
This actually happens. I work the dairy aisle at a grocery store, and I have seen it happening. It's usually just this one guy. Unfortunately, store policy says we can't confront shoplifters, so all I can do is watch as he forces us to get rid of a whole carton just for one egg.
User avatar #28 to #27 - thekinganon
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Why can't you confront them? sounds stupid.
#29 to #28 - mayoroftownsville
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(02/12/2014) [-]
A lot of decisions made at corporate are stupid.
User avatar #39 to #28 - Lintutu
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(02/12/2014) [-]
from every single one of my jobs, the reason why you shouldn't confront them is because you could cause a huge scene, or you could get hurt, cause what if the guy is a psycho and beats you down or shoots you? Or what if he looks suspicious but didn't actually do anything and you call him out..sued like ****
#5 - gregduro
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(02/12/2014) [-]
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A DESK JOB, YOU FORGET THINGS, LIKE THE WEIGHT OF AN EGG CARTON WHEN ITS FULL LOADED. - Liam Neesen (sort of)
User avatar #18 - thepink
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(02/12/2014) [-]
When I was a kid and I went shopping with my mom she'd always tell me to check them all before putting it in the basket. One day shopping on my own I got lazy and didn't check. That was also the day I came home to 5 broken eggs cemented in my carton.

Always check your huevos
#43 - jalthelas
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(02/12/2014) [-]
Olivia Wilde... Shops at groceries stores?   
   
   
Like... Like other humans?
Olivia Wilde... Shops at groceries stores?


Like... Like other humans?


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