ocean 14. . To the person who shortlisted one single egg from the carton I just bought, I your delicacy but question your lifestyle. Repay " Favorite I“ More. in every store i was, they checked the eggs
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ocean 14

To the person who shortlisted one single egg
from the carton I just bought, I
your delicacy but question your lifestyle.
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Submitted: 02/11/2014
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#1 - jokerrvirus (02/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
in every store i was, they checked the eggs
User avatar #6 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
why not check the carton first??
User avatar #2 - emberstar (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I always check the carton, because sometimes there is a broken egg- if so, I swap it for another from a different carton.
#14 - gaybananaman (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED BY THE BAZINGO
COPY AND PASTE IT 5 TIMES OR YOU DIE
#17 to #14 - implication (02/12/2014) [-]
So if I ******** this 5 times, I won't die?

I mean I'll die eventually anyway, why waste that time *********** on FJ?
#8 - vizz (02/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Actually i work in egg packing and its not uncommon for the machine to leave one egg out in a carton, although there is a detector that checks them before they are packed it misses them sometimes and because the machine closes the carton as well no one sees it and it goes right in the box to get delivered to supermarkets.
Actually i work in egg packing and its not uncommon for the machine to leave one egg out in a carton, although there is a detector that checks them before they are packed it misses them sometimes and because the machine closes the carton as well no one sees it and it goes right in the box to get delivered to supermarkets.
User avatar #13 to #9 - gmarrox (02/12/2014) [-]
He'd probably be yolking if he said it was eggcellent.
User avatar #20 - localbees ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Just because there's an egg missing, someone stole it? Some of those cartons are pretty floppy, eggs fall out sometimes.
#27 - mayoroftownsville (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This actually happens. I work the dairy aisle at a grocery store, and I have seen it happening. It's usually just this one guy. Unfortunately, store policy says we can't confront shoplifters, so all I can do is watch as he forces us to get rid of a whole carton just for one egg.
#5 - gregduro (02/12/2014) [-]
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A DESK JOB, YOU FORGET THINGS, LIKE THE WEIGHT OF AN EGG CARTON WHEN ITS FULL LOADED. - Liam Neesen (sort of)
User avatar #18 - thepink (02/12/2014) [-]
When I was a kid and I went shopping with my mom she'd always tell me to check them all before putting it in the basket. One day shopping on my own I got lazy and didn't check. That was also the day I came home to 5 broken eggs cemented in my carton.

Always check your huevos
User avatar #46 - sirsolo (02/12/2014) [-]
Who doesnt check the carton before they buy it? Totally deserves buying 11 eggs...
#43 - jalthelas (02/12/2014) [-]
Olivia Wilde... Shops at groceries stores?   
   
   
Like... Like other humans?
Olivia Wilde... Shops at groceries stores?


Like... Like other humans?


User avatar #38 - mrgoodlove (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was probably her... I hear she's kinda wilde
#35 - iboone (02/12/2014) [-]
Oliva wilde says some funny 						****					 every now and then.
Oliva wilde says some funny **** every now and then.
#24 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
This is irrelevant but can someone post that pictures that's like "I made this content this is my content" then the dude takes it and says "This is your content? This is my content.
User avatar #22 - protomanrulezz ONLINE (02/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Can't you open them and see if they are full before you buy them?
#19 - vonspyder (02/12/2014) [-]
<---the guy who stole the egg.
<---the guy who stole the egg.
User avatar #3 - coggi (02/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i wonder where that egg is????
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