o. . T. -I PWEESE Speak Comedy @ amen? Turned my goldfish into a dolphin 378 458. now put it in your butt Fish condom Dolphin
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - sensitive
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(07/30/2014) [-]
now put it in your butt
User avatar #25 to #1 - furiousmarshmellow
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(07/31/2014) [-]
*pop*
#37 to #25 - chokolocco
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lulz
User avatar #30 to #25 - kokanum
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*Squish*
User avatar #12 - WolfPrince
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(07/30/2014) [-]
That's really not good for the fish.
User avatar #19 to #12 - llpanic
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Dolphins are mammals retard
#36 to #19 - WolfPrince
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#34 to #19 - graydiggy
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User avatar #27 to #19 - dtcdannyboy
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*applauds
#6 - skrewbacca
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User avatar #26 to #6 - skypatrol
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now put it in your butt
User avatar #16 to #6 - redstonealchemist
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damn it i was literally about to do that
User avatar #18 to #6 - thismustbeseen
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This gif makes me mad. How can bags full of water float so high... in water?
#31 to #18 - meepleep
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It's salt water. The water in the bags is likely fresh water, meaning that the salt water underneath is more dense. If something is less dense that a liquid, it will float in it. In this case, it's water in saltwater.

Or maybe the bags are Jesus
User avatar #35 to #31 - thismustbeseen
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www.google.ca/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=9LHZU6z6EYHvpQXm74KwCA&gws_rd=ssl#q=density+of+saltwater 1050kg/m3

www.google.ca/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=9LHZU6z6EYHvpQXm74KwCA&gws_rd=ssl#q=density+of+freshwater 1000kg/m3

5% difference. 5% of the water in the bags would be above the surrounding water level. That looks like a lot more than 5%.

It's probably Jesus fooling us.
#33 to #31 - nimithecat
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Then the fish would die if they enter a salt water habitat.
Salt water fish thrive in salt water, and fresh water fish can only thrive in fresh water.

Some, if not all of those fish will die if one of their bags break.

You just witnessed the fish equivalent of death row.
#3 - whobobwhatpants
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User avatar #4 - neokun
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Don't they still need air?
User avatar #15 to #4 - nefarian
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They don't need air, but they do need their water changed or else the oxygen will be used up.

Oxygen is in water, fyi.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ahremanes
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obviously this isn't it's new home... besides air they do need food... can't get that in when the end is sealed. Sometimes logic is a casualty of comedy... Those of us that like to laugh forego the requisite dismantling of such silly matters
User avatar #7 to #4 - neokun
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Hey **** you guys that thumbed me down, gold fish still need ******* oxygen its a genuine question.
User avatar #17 to #7 - twofreegerbils
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Are you so obsessed with your meaningless online e-peen that you felt a need to leave a comment addressing people who thumbed you down?
User avatar #23 to #17 - sepheroth
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Apparently
User avatar #9 - olmesy
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Pretty sure the lube, lack of air and lack of space would make the fish pepsi by now
User avatar #28 to #9 - playerdous
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5 hours would kill it
User avatar #8 - arreatface
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fine dildo
User avatar #10 to #8 - icollectraresbro
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Itll pop as soon as it goes into the rabbit hole and youll have a fish up your ass
User avatar #13 to #10 - charagrin
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It just keeps getting better and better.
User avatar #22 to #10 - sepheroth
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I think that's the plan. Homie is going to Richard Greer it
#20 to #10 - fabiform
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User avatar #11 to #10 - arreatface
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thats the spirit I like
#24 to #8 - fatalhermit
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are you mr.slave?
#21 - romdadon
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more like dildo  now put it where it belongs
more like dildo now put it where it belongs
User avatar #29 to #21 - Marker
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up your ass?
User avatar #32 to #21 - gxela
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(07/31/2014) [-]
a gold fish going into tuna?
#2 - anon id: 28e44998
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stick your dick in it
User avatar #14 to #2 - raynagrimm
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stick it in your dick