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#1 - moosepaw (08/16/2014) [-]
i take a different approach
i take a different approach
#9 - anonexplains (08/16/2014) [+] (15 replies)
and why exactly do I have to stop eating while someone else indulges in a religious belief I do not hold?

I am not stopping or hindering them from praying, my eating does not disrespect their deity and if they the person does find it disrespectful it is only because they believe everyone should believe as they do and that everyone should adhere to their line of thinking.

pray to whoever the **** you like but don't act for a second like I am obligated to show "respect" as you define it to your praying.

and if you can't accept that, don't eat at the same table as me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - feudd (08/16/2014) [-]
It's often considered polite to wait for everyone to start eating, or until you you are told to eat. It's not that they are expecting you to pray, it's just rude to not wait for them to finish.
User avatar #25 - andovaredoras (08/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I'm just curious, but why do they pray before eating anyway?
#29 to #25 - fromthefuture (08/16/2014) [-]
To thank god your mom didn't get to it first.
To thank god your mom didn't get to it first.
#10 - jamessevensix (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I don't care
MFW I don't care
User avatar #15 to #10 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
wow r00d
#26 - fromthefuture (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this took longer than it should have.
User avatar #28 - shemaledong (08/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Never got to like any christian person I met. If you talk to them for a while you just realize there is only shallowness in their heads.
User avatar #40 to #28 - brettyoke (08/16/2014) [-]
That's an extremely unfair assumption, and the fact that you have to ask them their religion then lable them by it tells me that you're not the kind of person they or anyone else would like to be friends with anyway.
#12 - anonexplains (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
everyone closes their eyes to pray...time to eat everything on the table before they finish.
everyone closes their eyes to pray...time to eat everything on the table before they finish.
User avatar #14 to #12 - thenewklassklown (08/16/2014) [-]
thats how i eat the pussy
User avatar #31 - thedutchs (08/16/2014) [-]
Which is why you shouldn't eat until the woman / man of the house starts eating, you ******* .
User avatar #46 - WolfPrince ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Then you continue eating if you're not religious, but don't interrupt them out of respect.
#44 - redbannerman (08/16/2014) [-]
Then there are those special moments where they turn to you and ask you to pray and you just sit there considering committing sepuku with the nearest bladed object.
#37 - anonexplains (08/16/2014) [-]
interrupt with ' **** your god'
User avatar #34 - spacehawk (08/16/2014) [-]
I've never attended a dinner where someone said grace
User avatar #6 - kumimono (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Praying before meal seems odd for raised lutheran... (Now agnostic atheist.)
User avatar #4 - PenguinsOfMars (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Man I just got out of basic a few weeks ago and you have very limited time to eat, you can't sit until all 4 chairs have someone at the position of attention behind them, then when you do you're supposed to wait about 3 seconds then eat. When someone started praying I'd always get pissed off, like this 20 seconds prayer is a lot of time right now.
User avatar #3 - windson (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When your family is praying and some atheist dude keeps munching loudly.
#8 to #3 - apurpleliger (08/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, it is rather disrespectful of them.
User avatar #2 - srskate ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I do this nearly every time I visit my puerto rican friends house. I never learn
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