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Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun 950, 000 Volt
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May 14, 2012
This reviewer [ERIE EHW Stun Gun Unit
I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand otter my money. I' m a relatively " guy,
butt was no match for them. That is when I realized thati need to protect myself. The day after I bought tns product
I went to the very same parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing
outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon.
I goofy asked "Remember met‘.
the of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Eamon or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to
raise more moneyy'
I replied with ‘you' re not taking my money this lime". "But sir, Eyre delicious!", she said.
I whipped out my mucus Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted ''; MOVE B"""'.'' The this girl scouts ran away
screaming.
As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950, 000 Volts to my right nipple. I
woke up It hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But t was ready. I
lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE! l!' and him In the stomach. He the ground harder than a
fat kid on a jungle gym.
As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rand my arms
to my sides and initiated the helicopter spin. They all backed off, fearing my impressive RPM., After a while I started
getting dizzy, and one of the fathers decided to try to tackle me. As he ran to me stood there, dizzy and queasy: time
was going real slow. Then I remembered. I had eaten lunch at Chipotle and the burrito was fighting its way back up my
stomach.,
I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started
singing ‘Let this bodies hit the ,, let the bodies hit the , let the bodies hit the... . P
I grabbed my Knuckle slasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them
with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home '-notorious.
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#1 - snakefire (12/28/2013) [-]
Dora wont be exploring no more.
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