no problem. . I will not! You must masturbate once a day (minimum) and if you forget, you die. You become immortal but. I see someone had a loose definition of immortal. masturbating will You press the button com willyoupresstheb
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#1 - minelava
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(04/16/2014) [-]
I see someone had a loose definition of immortal.
User avatar #246 to #1 - icameheretotroll
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(04/17/2014) [-]
The definition of immortal is fine, you just lose your immortality when you stop masturbating
#250 to #246 - minelava
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Maybe you should message the OP so that he can change it to actually say that on the next one.
#65 to #1 - beerholder
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(04/17/2014) [-]
is that Martin Johnson?
#80 to #1 - schmuxy
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(04/17/2014) [-]
fine then
User avatar #172 to #80 - cards
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(04/17/2014) [-]
That'd be a nice card to get rid of defenders.
User avatar #232 to #172 - krazzykyle
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(04/17/2014) [-]
its a good card to get rid of everything
User avatar #262 to #232 - cards
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Except high damage cards...
#2 - bigjinfinity
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(04/16/2014) [-]
>immortal   
>die if you don't masturbate   
Isn't that a paradox?
>immortal
>die if you don't masturbate
Isn't that a paradox?
User avatar #86 to #2 - joaomartins
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(04/17/2014) [-]
It's not a paradox, it's just something stupid...

This is a paradox : This sentence is fake.
#148 to #2 - anon id: 4945958d
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(04/17/2014) [-]
stupid ******* gif
User avatar #209 to #2 - TittyCinnamon
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(04/17/2014) [-]
why do people use this gif
User avatar #141 to #2 - instalation
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(04/17/2014) [-]
It's not if you don't masterbate. It's if you forget to.
User avatar #13 to #2 - choobe
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(04/16/2014) [-]
No. If you don't masturbate you regain your mortality, and die.

You're immortal under certain conditions.
User avatar #126 to #13 - rumpelstilzchen
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Then I already am immortal under certain conditions.
I'm immortal as long as I don't do things that will ******* kill me.
User avatar #243 to #126 - PanicAttack
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Living counts as something that will kill you (eventually).
User avatar #14 to #13 - bigjinfinity
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(04/16/2014) [-]
Actually, that is not how this button thing works. The good thing doesn't just work if the bad thing happens, they work simultaneously.
User avatar #15 to #14 - choobe
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(04/16/2014) [-]
I see no rules on the site.
User avatar #16 to #15 - bigjinfinity
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(04/16/2014) [-]
And therefore the immortaly isn't limited.
User avatar #18 to #16 - choobe
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(04/16/2014) [-]
This is a problem of definitions. But I will do one last example:


IF there was a God, and he made you immortal, couldn't he take the immortality away?
User avatar #19 to #18 - bigjinfinity
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(04/16/2014) [-]
We are really overthinking this.
User avatar #20 to #19 - choobe
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(04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. It's one of the situations where "agree to disagree" is a legitimate conclusion.
User avatar #17 to #16 - bigjinfinity
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(04/16/2014) [-]
"imortaly" wow, i don't even know how
User avatar #29 - kodarobo
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(04/17/2014) [-]
so nothing different, I'd just be immortal
#46 - artvandelay
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Poor wording, I choose not to masturbate, no consequences.
Poor wording, I choose not to masturbate, no consequences.
User avatar #51 to #46 - lilhanna
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(04/17/2014) [-]
princess bride. Great movie for anyone with the time to care.
User avatar #217 to #51 - usaexplain
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(04/17/2014) [-]
I have the time to care, it's one of my favorite movies of all times. Telling people who have never heard of it that it's your favorite movie doesn't always end well, considering the name of it.
User avatar #288 to #217 - lilhanna
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(04/18/2014) [-]
True, but to be honest I was like the kid throughout the whole movie. Even the kissing scene XD
User avatar #289 to #288 - usaexplain
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(04/18/2014) [-]
As was I, but generally when you tell people that you like a movie called "The Princess Bride" they respond with, "Eww, that sounds like a girly chick flick you homo."
User avatar #290 to #289 - lilhanna
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(04/18/2014) [-]
Until they really see it. I learned to judge after certain point.
#100 - duedum
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(04/17/2014) [-]
>Wanting to be immortal
>Not realizing how depressing that is
User avatar #101 to #100 - heartbleed
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Just stop wanking and you die, problem solved.
User avatar #107 to #101 - qauronexoforce
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(04/17/2014) [-]
thats like, impossible dude
User avatar #149 to #107 - drtrousersnake
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(04/17/2014) [-]
cut off your hands
User avatar #142 to #101 - chaoticlaw
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(04/17/2014) [-]
You make it sound so easy.
User avatar #151 to #142 - heartbleed
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(04/17/2014) [-]
My sex drive has always been a bit low so for me it isn't too hard to go 1-2 weeks without.
User avatar #180 to #151 - theflamingfire
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(04/17/2014) [-]
I went 10 whole years beat that
User avatar #211 to #180 - midboe
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(04/17/2014) [-]
But why?
User avatar #279 to #211 - theflamingfire
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(04/17/2014) [-]
I have no idea
User avatar #183 to #180 - heartbleed
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(04/17/2014) [-]
I don't even think you can get hard before you hit puberty, sooo we've all done that.
User avatar #188 to #183 - theflamingfire
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Everyone has like 10-16 years I meant after that first time
User avatar #281 to #188 - heartbleed
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Ah, okay. Well that's damn impressive then.
#159 to #151 - anon id: 68ad4144
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Can we switch bodies, i can't masturbate less than twice a day. It's ******* up my mind.
User avatar #168 to #159 - heartbleed
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Eh, no thanks. I'm perfectly happy with my low libido.
#73 - therealslimdavey
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(04/17/2014) [-]
**therealslimdavey rolls 3** number of times i jack it per day
**therealslimdavey rolls 3** number of times i jack it per day
User avatar #95 to #73 - exclamation
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(04/17/2014) [-]
**exclamation rolls 3** And for me... this number!
User avatar #202 to #73 - jefferyboomhauer
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
User avatar #225 to #73 - swampwaterjack
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(04/17/2014) [-]
**swampwaterjack rolls 20** those are rookie numbers
User avatar #127 to #73 - funnyjunkforlife
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(04/17/2014) [-]
amature
#186 to #73 - theflamingfire
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(04/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #82 to #73 - youreminenow
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(04/17/2014) [-]
**youreminenow rolls 884,421,664** A god, I am.
User avatar #102 to #73 - tonkkax
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(04/17/2014) [-]
**tonkkax rolls 5** + 2 = 6
User avatar #103 to #102 - tonkkax
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(04/17/2014) [-]
I was never good at maths
#85 - xfrankie
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 - nighthawxx
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(04/17/2014) [-]
I already do this everyday so immortallity is jusy a bonus
I already do this everyday so immortallity is jusy a bonus
#63 - aherorising
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(04/17/2014) [-]
so I'll just become immortal?
so I'll just become immortal?
#26 - dameush
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(04/17/2014) [-]
I gotta say though.. there are days when I just don't have the enthusiasm
#132 to #26 - robotcomander
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(04/17/2014) [-]
Once most people think about it, they don't have the enthusiasm to be immortal either.