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#1 - minelava ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I see someone had a loose definition of immortal.
#2 - bigjinfinity ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (14 replies)
>immortal   
>die if you don't masturbate   
Isn't that a paradox?
>immortal
>die if you don't masturbate
Isn't that a paradox?
User avatar #29 - kodarobo (04/17/2014) [-]
so nothing different, I'd just be immortal
#46 - artvandelay (04/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Poor wording, I choose not to masturbate, no consequences.
Poor wording, I choose not to masturbate, no consequences.
#100 - duedum (04/17/2014) [+] (13 replies)
>Wanting to be immortal
>Not realizing how depressing that is
User avatar #101 to #100 - heartbleed ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Just stop wanking and you die, problem solved.
#73 - therealslimdavey (04/17/2014) [+] (8 replies)
**therealslimdavey rolls 3** number of times i jack it per day
**therealslimdavey rolls 3** number of times i jack it per day
#85 - xfrankie (04/17/2014) [-]
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#64 - nighthawxx (04/17/2014) [-]
I already do this everyday so immortallity is jusy a bonus
I already do this everyday so immortallity is jusy a bonus
#63 - aherorising (04/17/2014) [-]
so I'll just become immortal?
so I'll just become immortal?
#26 - dameush (04/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I gotta say though.. there are days when I just don't have the enthusiasm
User avatar #177 - cazabrow (04/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I haven't missed a day of masturbation in 9 years...
#163 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What happens if you consciously decide not to?
What happens if you consciously decide not to?
#24 - brenten (04/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
sounds good
sounds good
#161 - imagamer (04/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> be laying on your death bed
> your friends, family, children all there
>none of them want you to die
>begging you not to go
>begging you to jerk off
#147 - extremezone (04/17/2014) [-]
I actually laughed when I read ''if you forget''
I actually laughed when I read ''if you forget''
User avatar #27 - dunkleosteus ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
so if I'm unconscious for more than 24 hours I die?
#117 - mreichenberg (04/17/2014) [-]
SOLD!
#128 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
#131 - whatasickname (04/17/2014) [-]
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