no mercy. . said What' s the most illegal thing you Her new answered At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total push and she taught British Literature
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At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total push and
she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught
only her opinions the peaks and it aign' t help me as a writer. I
went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have
someone ease' s opinions carved onto my forehead-
So anyway, tor our final project. she asleep us to write a ten page
paper on why the color in Capella was so significant. I
and some research and it turner out that she and her entire
graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn' t
teaching, this was investing her egg SO I wrote a ten page essay
on why color in Capella Wasn' t significant, satirising it
to the point no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion
and shaiman' t he taken seriously.
we failer me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded try
halting a platen brawnies laced with weeo and laxatives and
them myself to the protestor hours pepare her pig
graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace altering. my way
apologizing and aisling ifl could anything to tix my grade.
She refused to tix my grade.
In the ena. she **** herself on stage.
I didn' t regret t
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User avatar #3 - heroicdose (08/26/2014) [+] (14 replies)
much more effective then sorting things out with the dean and rectifying something you spent thousands of dollars on
#5 - astarothaufromage (08/26/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Sure it's fake but it's entertaining. And we all know it is fake. Not a surprise. Why call out on it. We know pretty much every greentext is fake, you even get a warning on 4chan that they are. Yet they can tell 						***************					 and people go beyond acting lik it happen and defend it when you call them out. Now that's 						********					. If someone posts as anon on tumblr they're telling 						********					, it's a basic thing.    
   
You just gotta chuckle at the thought of a Stanford professor 						********					 herself on stage, let them spew 						********					 and go on like you would if it was a green text. They aren't fooling anyone.

Sure it's fake but it's entertaining. And we all know it is fake. Not a surprise. Why call out on it. We know pretty much every greentext is fake, you even get a warning on 4chan that they are. Yet they can tell *************** and people go beyond acting lik it happen and defend it when you call them out. Now that's ******** . If someone posts as anon on tumblr they're telling ******** , it's a basic thing.

You just gotta chuckle at the thought of a Stanford professor ******** herself on stage, let them spew ******** and go on like you would if it was a green text. They aren't fooling anyone.
User avatar #17 - TheHutchie (08/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Weed and laxatives?

So you get the munchies, eat a lot, then **** it all out, and you can't even be bothered to move?

This guy goes all the **** out. Do not **** with him.
#1 - senecabro (08/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#53 - megayoming (08/27/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I wrote a essay once.   
   
Teacher failed me saying my Reasoning was too strong and my Evidence to forceful.  Essay was on War and Its effects of the Populace and Cultures of the world.    
   
And saying my vocabulary was to Fluent and Advanced for a 9th grader. "Tyrannical" "Espionage" "Dictum" "Misfortune" "Cephalic" "Miscreant" "Morality"   
   
						****					 me being the only kid in California who could read/Write at a college level.   
   
Now i cant give less of a 						****					 about my spelling. 						****					 school and all the shekils it promised.
I wrote a essay once.

Teacher failed me saying my Reasoning was too strong and my Evidence to forceful. Essay was on War and Its effects of the Populace and Cultures of the world.

And saying my vocabulary was to Fluent and Advanced for a 9th grader. "Tyrannical" "Espionage" "Dictum" "Misfortune" "Cephalic" "Miscreant" "Morality"

**** me being the only kid in California who could read/Write at a college level.

Now i cant give less of a **** about my spelling. **** school and all the shekils it promised.
User avatar #9 - milkyhammer (08/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The most illegal thing I've ever done?
I tore the tag off a mattress because it said it was unlawfull.
#ThugLife
#105 - moldybreadcrumb (08/27/2014) [-]
One time, i took a library book out, but forgot to return it   
   
I had to move to canada
One time, i took a library book out, but forgot to return it

I had to move to canada
#117 - xrayfishx (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Put weed and laxatives in brownies... for ***** and giggles.
User avatar #100 - gtk (08/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Senior year in my gov class I had a super liberal teacher. We had to write a paper about why affirmative action is needed in colleges across america. (Basically it is giving scholarships and lowering the standards slightly to diversify universities.)

Anyways, I wrote about how in the long run it would actually harm minorities, because you wouldn't know who got into universities on their own merit, and who just slid by. So later in life when you have a black woman, and a white male up for a leadership role, would you pick the one who may have had softer requirements in school, or the one that you know worked hard to get there? I had sources from minority professors at a variety of universities, but still failed. I got a 17 percent on a paper worth 40 percent of my grade.

I asked her why I got such a low grade, and she said that I was trying to "validate the white male agenda". I brought this up to the principal, and he decided that it would be better to have another teacher grade it, and have that grade stand. I got a 99% on that paper, it was described as one of the better supported papers that she had seen in years.

tl;dr **** California.
#59 - nthree (08/27/2014) [-]
Rekt
Rekt
#102 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me in tech school   
>Take a game history class because game mechanics classes   
>Professor asks us to write a 2,000 word essay using a code -block style format that's impossible as 						****					 to read.   
>Whatever.png   
>Write my paper, hand it in, get it back with red lines through it and a big 47% at the top.   
>MFW this 						************					 tells me all my transition sentences are unnecessary and corrects my spelling with misspelled words.   
   
 I sent the paper to an instructor in the English department. She laughed hysterically at his 						****					 ups, the god-awful format, and pointed out all his errors. I took the re-corrected version back to him and he refused to change my grade.
>Be me in tech school
>Take a game history class because game mechanics classes
>Professor asks us to write a 2,000 word essay using a code -block style format that's impossible as **** to read.
>Whatever.png
>Write my paper, hand it in, get it back with red lines through it and a big 47% at the top.
>MFW this ************ tells me all my transition sentences are unnecessary and corrects my spelling with misspelled words.

I sent the paper to an instructor in the English department. She laughed hysterically at his **** ups, the god-awful format, and pointed out all his errors. I took the re-corrected version back to him and he refused to change my grade.
User avatar #58 - ForReal (08/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Tumblr user
>Stanford


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #71 to #58 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
If you sift through the **** there are some really smart people there.
User avatar #32 - dosburritos (08/27/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That was ******* uncalled for. Someone couldn't get over their "special snowflake"status long enough to write a ******* paper.
User avatar #79 to #37 - bendeman ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
If you want to get technical with it, isn't the teacher doing just that?
#28 - mexifrenchie ONLINE (08/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I hate to be that guy, but I've read Othello at length... And I would argue that the colour symbolism in Othello is very important(I.E. Black Ram, White Ewe, Green-Eyed Monster) and this person trying to fix their grades with Ass-Blaster Brownies isn't all that intelligent.
User avatar #29 to #28 - sptnfouroneseven (08/27/2014) [-]
That's all fine and dandy but what the person was saying, because she was mad at the thought of the professor slamming opinion down people's throats as fact(Even if it is important) they wrote the completely opposite to piss the professor off. And then did that, which makes for a good story, albeit not as illegal as one might think. The only 'illegal' part was mixing weed in with the brownies, which played little to no affect it seems.
#95 - itzmob (08/27/2014) [-]
This is literally a scene from "How High"   
   
God that movie was hilarious.
This is literally a scene from "How High"

God that movie was hilarious.
#84 - rohedje (08/27/2014) [-]
<- HFW
User avatar #43 - resetbutton (08/27/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Thats why I hate writing with a passion.
User avatar #55 to #46 - resetbutton (08/27/2014) [-]
Actually I should have been more clear, I hate writing classes because most of the time they have professors who put their personal opinions as facts and the law.
User avatar #119 - sanbonzakura (08/27/2014) [-]
why would you eat anything that somone that hates your guts and vice versa gives you?
#38 - shellphone (08/27/2014) [-]
Its only Tuesday
User avatar #27 - sumerfag (08/27/2014) [-]
I torrent video games, but don't we all?
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