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At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total push and
she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught
only her opinions the peaks and it aign' t help me as a writer. I
went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have
someone ease' s opinions carved onto my forehead-
So anyway, tor our final project. she asleep us to write a ten page
paper on why the color in Capella was so significant. I
and some research and it turner out that she and her entire
graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn' t
teaching, this was investing her egg SO I wrote a ten page essay
on why color in Capella Wasn' t significant, satirising it
to the point no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion
and shaiman' t he taken seriously.
we failer me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded try
halting a platen brawnies laced with weeo and laxatives and
them myself to the protestor hours pepare her pig
graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace altering. my way
apologizing and aisling ifl could anything to tix my grade.
She refused to tix my grade.
In the ena. she shit herself on stage.
I didn' t regret t
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User avatar #3 - heroicdose
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much more effective then sorting things out with the dean and rectifying something you spent thousands of dollars on
#12 to #3 - anon id: 61581fe8
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>Stanford
*... you('re parents) spent thousands of dollars on*
User avatar #13 to #12 - mutzaki
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You're parents?
Really?
User avatar #64 to #13 - penileburglar
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His parents obviously *didn't* send him to college at all.

Or grade school for that matter.
User avatar #19 to #12 - azraelthemage
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1) Scholarships are a thing.
2) Student Loans are a thing.
3) It's your. You're means You are.
4) If you're gonna fix someone's comment albeit in a comedic fashion or in a serious way, don't be an idiot about it.
User avatar #15 to #12 - atoaster
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Wow. Maybe some people are smart enough to get scholarships.

Which you must be struggling with? If you're going to point out an error, it would be the then/than along with capitalization and a period.
#70 to #15 - penileburglar
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And to continue to compound the irony, you went ahead and stuck a question mark where it doesn't belong.   
   
There seem to be a lot of stones being thrown in glass houses today.  None of us have perfect English, and we don't need to because this is a casual internet setting.  Deal with it.
And to continue to compound the irony, you went ahead and stuck a question mark where it doesn't belong.

There seem to be a lot of stones being thrown in glass houses today. None of us have perfect English, and we don't need to because this is a casual internet setting. Deal with it.
User avatar #34 to #15 - createdjustnow
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it also wouldn't be correct by saying you're. i mean you can't be your parents
#67 to #34 - penileburglar
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Yes, that's what he was making fun of with the whole 'Which you must be struggling with' thing.
Yes, that's what he was making fun of with the whole 'Which you must be struggling with' thing.
User avatar #118 to #67 - createdjustnow
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i don't know, i still dont see it
User avatar #124 to #12 - blackzero
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That could have been funny if you weren't retarded...
#57 to #3 - anon id: 44a6d014
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Tenured professor? FEMALE professor? Good ******* luck sorting that out.
User avatar #66 to #57 - penileburglar
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Most colleges have programs where you can ask for an assignment to be reviewed and graded by another professor. It has nothing to do with tenure status or gender (gender's not really relevant, period). It doesn't mean they'll get fired (unless it's happening often and there's always a dramatic difference in grade.)
#61 to #3 - douthit
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User avatar #52 to #3 - KillinTime
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probably did that too, but the laxative brownie could be an extra.

yaknow, personal revenge and all that.
#5 - astarothaufromage
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Sure it's fake but it's entertaining. And we all know it is fake. Not a surprise. Why call out on it. We know pretty much every greentext is fake, you even get a warning on 4chan that they are. Yet they can tell *************** and people go beyond acting lik it happen and defend it when you call them out. Now that's ********. If someone posts as anon on tumblr they're telling ********, it's a basic thing.    
   
You just gotta chuckle at the thought of a Stanford professor ******** herself on stage, let them spew ******** and go on like you would if it was a green text. They aren't fooling anyone.

Sure it's fake but it's entertaining. And we all know it is fake. Not a surprise. Why call out on it. We know pretty much every greentext is fake, you even get a warning on 4chan that they are. Yet they can tell *************** and people go beyond acting lik it happen and defend it when you call them out. Now that's ********. If someone posts as anon on tumblr they're telling ********, it's a basic thing.

You just gotta chuckle at the thought of a Stanford professor ******** herself on stage, let them spew ******** and go on like you would if it was a green text. They aren't fooling anyone.
User avatar #114 to #5 - angelious
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greentext stories are more often just done for a joke or for some other emotion.nearly never have i seen anybody claim them real
#144 to #114 - astarothaufromage
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People will defend nearly anything that mocks whatever they hate. I believe you've never seen anyone claiming greentext stories are real but I will assume you've never been on 4chan or read through the comments when a not impossible greentext story gets posted.
User avatar #6 to #5 - vladhellsing
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Pretty sure it's not illegal either.
#7 to #6 - curesian
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Intentionally poisoning somebody is legal in what world?
#33 to #7 - ldnelson
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It wasn't poison Jim, it was a laxative. People take laxatives all the time. This is just, a lot more of a laxative...
User avatar #8 to #7 - vladhellsing
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Laxatives =/= poison. It's a prank if nothing else.
User avatar #22 to #8 - azumeow
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Technically, putting something like that in a person's food/drink with malicious intent (which was clearly present here) can be constituted as poisoning...legally.

Hell, putting EYEDROPS in people's drinks is considered poisoning.
#11 to #8 - curesian
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I'd say it has gone far beyond the scope of a prank if it can result in a jail sentence.
Also laxatives are a poison, as are a lot of medical drugs. To high a dose and any drug cause permanent harm and/or death. It's not illegal normally because they are used with consent, in known doses and with the intent of treating a problem. And no, being a bitch is not that kind of a problem.
There's probably a law that's more appropriate than poisoning, but it was the first one I thought of.
#42 to #11 - anon id: 4ea838f3
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id say that a much more legal and intelligent approach is to leave the brownies on the desk and wait, eventually telling a lie and mentioning laxatives. afterwards let the magic of the placebo affect take its course.
#10 to #6 - astarothaufromage
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There was weed in the brownie, also, you can be charged with poisoning someone if you secretly feed them laxatives. Not even mentioning the attack on her career this is. It is illegal, but lying like that isn't. It isn't really harmful. My 12 inch dick is tho.
User avatar #18 to #5 - azraelthemage
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Sometimes they do happen which makes the possibility that it's true all the more hilarious.
User avatar #17 - TheHutchie
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Weed and laxatives?

So you get the munchies, eat a lot, then **** it all out, and you can't even be bothered to move?

This guy goes all the **** out. Do not **** with him.
#20 to #17 - xcoreyx
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That does sound like a horrible combination
User avatar #54 to #20 - thesoulseeker
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It is a horrible combo, but...
As far as I know if you eat space brownies (brownies with weed) then you will get high after quite a lot of time, since the weed has to go trough most of the digestive system before enough THC is absorbed into the bloodstream. (This also means the high lasts a **** ton of time.)
And I think the laxatives would work faster therefore you would vacate your bowels before the weed takes effect, meaning that IF this is true the guy wasted perfectly good weed.
#81 to #17 - twoderrick
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Yes, laxatives and weed.   
   
You know, for ***** and giggles.
Yes, laxatives and weed.

You know, for ***** and giggles.
#1 - senecabro
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User avatar #49 to #1 - fkelly
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Just got this game. I know nobody gives a ****
#63 to #49 - anon id: abc78bd2
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Get to Roy Earle yet?
User avatar #138 to #63 - fkelly
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No sir, I've played up to when the vice squad start attacking you after you find out the fat prop store guy is an informant.
#14 to #1 - bogbean
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#53 - megayoming
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I wrote a essay once.   
   
Teacher failed me saying my Reasoning was too strong and my Evidence to forceful.  Essay was on War and Its effects of the Populace and Cultures of the world.    
   
And saying my vocabulary was to Fluent and Advanced for a 9th grader. "Tyrannical" "Espionage" "Dictum" "Misfortune" "Cephalic" "Miscreant" "Morality"   
   
**** me being the only kid in California who could read/Write at a college level.   
   
Now i cant give less of a **** about my spelling. **** school and all the shekils it promised.
I wrote a essay once.

Teacher failed me saying my Reasoning was too strong and my Evidence to forceful. Essay was on War and Its effects of the Populace and Cultures of the world.

And saying my vocabulary was to Fluent and Advanced for a 9th grader. "Tyrannical" "Espionage" "Dictum" "Misfortune" "Cephalic" "Miscreant" "Morality"

**** me being the only kid in California who could read/Write at a college level.

Now i cant give less of a **** about my spelling. **** school and all the shekils it promised.
User avatar #87 to #53 - mightybubbles
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Been there. they stuck me in honors classes. I hated it. I just liked to read books. Damn tards
#65 to #53 - anon id: 323fe8c8
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I would have failed you for using "too" and "to" incorrectly two often.
#133 to #65 - megayoming
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"Now i cant give less of a **** about my spelling. **** school and all the shekils it promised."

Totally rekt me m8. No seriously you win this time anon, but i will find you and i will kill you.
#73 to #53 - ronniesan
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**** negro can someone sauce this gif?
**** negro can someone sauce this gif?
User avatar #89 to #73 - fuzzyballs
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Ironclad

#101 to #53 - thelastelephant
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>Marking a paper down for "advanced vocabulary."

*****, that ****** bonus points.
User avatar #68 to #53 - hierophant
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Okay, I'll be the first to admit it. I'm 20 years old and have no idea what Dictum nor Cephalic mean. I have never heard them ever, in my entire life.
User avatar #74 to #68 - demandsgayversion
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If your dictum is cephalic, you should probably see a doctor.
#135 to #74 - megayoming
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Rekt.
Rekt.
User avatar #134 to #68 - megayoming
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Cephalic:Something to to with the head Cephalic

Cephalic idk how i used it but my teacher from Bio said it was correct. Its one of those Bonk words that just don't feel right to me.

Dictum:an authoritative source Laws and **** from a governing body.

"The Dictum in which you stated is null and void due to the Bylaw of 203H" Lazy as **** and just wrote it down idk what 203H is
User avatar #136 to #134 - hierophant
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Hm...Maybe I have heard them before, since their definition doesn't really surprise me. Anyways, thank you for explaining! Learn something new every day.
User avatar #9 - milkyhammer
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The most illegal thing I've ever done?
I tore the tag off a mattress because it said it was unlawfull.
#ThugLife
#69 to #9 - thebeatlesfan
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Well one time I went to the Disney channel website without asking my parents for permission.
#BeatThat
#106 to #9 - kepflee
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Comment Picture
#105 - moldybreadcrumb
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One time, i took a library book out, but forgot to return it   
   
I had to move to canada
One time, i took a library book out, but forgot to return it

I had to move to canada
#117 - xrayfishx
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Put weed and laxatives in brownies... for ***** and giggles.
#142 to #117 - laxatives
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I feel relevant
User avatar #100 - gtk
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Senior year in my gov class I had a super liberal teacher. We had to write a paper about why affirmative action is needed in colleges across america. (Basically it is giving scholarships and lowering the standards slightly to diversify universities.)

Anyways, I wrote about how in the long run it would actually harm minorities, because you wouldn't know who got into universities on their own merit, and who just slid by. So later in life when you have a black woman, and a white male up for a leadership role, would you pick the one who may have had softer requirements in school, or the one that you know worked hard to get there? I had sources from minority professors at a variety of universities, but still failed. I got a 17 percent on a paper worth 40 percent of my grade.

I asked her why I got such a low grade, and she said that I was trying to "validate the white male agenda". I brought this up to the principal, and he decided that it would be better to have another teacher grade it, and have that grade stand. I got a 99% on that paper, it was described as one of the better supported papers that she had seen in years.

tl;dr **** California.
User avatar #128 to #100 - exclamation
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I'm sorry, *****. I'm pretty left (I guess, according to my family), but I can't really see how someone can be that goddamn stupid.
#59 - nthree
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Rekt
Rekt