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At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total push and
she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught
only her opinions the peaks and it aign' t help me as a writer. I
went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have
someone ease' s opinions carved onto my forehead-
So anyway, tor our final project. she asleep us to write a ten page
paper on why the color in Capella was so significant. I
and some research and it turner out that she and her entire
graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn' t
teaching, this was investing her egg SO I wrote a ten page essay
on why color in Capella Wasn' t significant, satirising it
to the point no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion
and shaiman' t he taken seriously.
we failer me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded try
halting a platen brawnies laced with weeo and laxatives and
them myself to the protestor hours pepare her pig
graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace altering. my way
apologizing and aisling ifl could anything to tix my grade.
She refused to tix my grade.
In the ena. she shit herself on stage.
I didn' t regret t