no longer a child. . You know your childhood is pretty much over... when you fall asleep on the couch, and wake up on the couch.... "The couch"
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no longer a child

You know your childhood
is pretty much over...
when you fall asleep on the couch,
and wake up on the ******* couch...
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Submitted: 10/04/2013
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User avatar #2 - Zeigh (10/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
When I was about 6 or so I had fallen asleep in the car during a long drive, when I woke up it was the middle of the night, I couldn't see anything as the car was in a garage and pitch black. I had to roam around this garage until I finally found the door and realized I was back at home.
I was still small enough that I could've been carried inside at least.
User avatar #3 to #2 - stefanieg (10/05/2013) [-]
im sorry but your parents didnt love you.
#51 - cauhgon (10/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"The ******* couch"
#5 - jashoxu (10/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Then there are times you go to sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed... and you live alone....

Don't scream
#47 - angelusprimus (10/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Screw that, as soon as I'm rich enough, I'm getting myself a strong ass butler, who's job will be to carry me to my bed and tuck me in.
User avatar #52 to #47 - kietzu (10/05/2013) [-]
I misread 'tuck'.
I had to read it thrice.
+5
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User avatar #19 to #18 - Sicsin (10/05/2013) [-]
'Better' is a subjective term. I love my parents, and I appreciate what they do for me, but had I never had them, I would've adapted to living without them. I'm sure I could still be a happy, well-adjusted individual regardless of my situation.

One is affected by their experiences and the other people in their life, but ultimately you define you.
#8 - jimmytwoshoes (10/05/2013) [-]
or fall asleep in a bed, in an inn, and wake up in a ******* shack with her staring at you....
#69 - livingmorphine (10/05/2013) [-]
there you go
#33 - Temperance (10/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is probably the thing I miss most about being a kid...

...dammit, here comes the existential crisis.
#26 - calibroflower (10/05/2013) [-]
mfw when waking up on the couch
mfw when waking up on the couch
#104 - invaderspork (10/05/2013) [-]
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#94 - lolfire (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I woke up this morning on my sofa in my new house surrounded by vodka bottles.

I've now been awake for 5 hours and still have no idea what happened last night.
I can't even remember who I was with.
User avatar #72 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Or when you fall asleep in the car and wake up in fiery wreckage.
#89 - olesc (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nobody needs to carry me to my bed since I sleepwalk a lot. I am currently volunteering in Poland and living in a flat with 3 other people and I am freaking them out with my sleepwalking almost every night.    
   
MFW
Nobody needs to carry me to my bed since I sleepwalk a lot. I am currently volunteering in Poland and living in a flat with 3 other people and I am freaking them out with my sleepwalking almost every night.

MFW
#24 - ilickrainbows (10/05/2013) [-]
I never had the experience of falling asleep on the couch and waking up in my bed.   
Sad times
I never had the experience of falling asleep on the couch and waking up in my bed.
Sad times
#107 - samxixam (10/05/2013) [-]
When i was younger, i used markers a lot. I'd always end up with tons of marker all over my hands and arms. I'd go to take a nap, and wake up completely clean. I thought i was magic or something. then one day, i went to sleep with marker on me. i woke up with marker still on me. that was the most disappointing day of my childhood.
User avatar #46 - internetrage (10/05/2013) [-]
so your childhood is over at age 12?
#29 - areo0420 (10/05/2013) [-]
I always woke up on the couch...
I always woke up on the couch...
User avatar #25 - kievaughnb (10/05/2013) [-]
You can still be a child after no one carries your ass to your bed.
#93 - gameshredder (10/05/2013) [-]
What if my parent's were too poor too poor to get me a bed, so I had to spend my childhood sleeping on the couch?
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