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#1 - extralie ONLINE (06/19/2014) [+] (13 replies)
User avatar #4 - mrhazzy (06/19/2014) [+] (33 replies)
So What happens If you make eye contact with a Gorilla? Wild Gorillas must be covered in Battle Scars.
User avatar #5 to #4 - articulate ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
for most animals direct eye contact makes you a threat so they get all riled up. try staring at a dog.
#27 - mastersaturday (06/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Why not just wear sunglasses?
#42 - kingsandravens (06/19/2014) [-]
think your bad kid
think your bad kid
#43 - abesimpson (06/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Look sideways
>infuriate gorilla
#24 - rawchicken (06/19/2014) [+] (7 replies)
It wouldn't actually help when these people are smiling. When you show your teeth when smiling, gorillas see it as an act of aggression and would go ******* over you.
#28 to #24 - Funnel (06/19/2014) [-]
Showing teeth is a sign of submission for gorillas, not aggression.   
The expression for aggression with gorillas is to open the mouth as far as they can.
Showing teeth is a sign of submission for gorillas, not aggression.
The expression for aggression with gorillas is to open the mouth as far as they can.
#19 - zerodim (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
No eye contact? Easy...
#32 - mangosprinkle (06/19/2014) [-]
That must confuse the **** out of Pokemon trainers
User avatar #56 - payseht (06/19/2014) [-]
can I get these online? Planning a visit to Detroit and I'd feel safer with these on.
User avatar #37 - TheHutchie (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Warning: Not compatible with black people

But that's fine: they'll just think you're another gorilla anyway.

Sometimes, even though it's offensive and uncharacteristic, you gotta just got for it.
#88 - chasboh (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**chasboh rolls 53**
#23 - sergeantghost (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
amiright?
#91 - mydogpikachu (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#85 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
Eye contact really rustles their jimmies
#109 - dronenortle (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Exposing your teeth means you're nervous to gorillas, so having everyone look to the side while smiling means you are nervous about something but you are afraid to look at it. Gorilla gains confidence over the size of penis, and if you don't come back for Madam Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for all eternity.
#38 - ashedust (06/19/2014) [-]
They look a little too excited now.
They look a little too excited now.
User avatar #35 - mrfartypants (06/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i wonder how apes gorillas would react if you took out your dick and started violently masturbating
#63 - houseofwolf (06/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
They should've just licked their lips to make the eye contact more comforting to the gorillas.
They should've just licked their lips to make the eye contact more comforting to the gorillas.
#71 - numbmind (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is what happens when you make direct eye contact.
This is what happens when you make direct eye contact.
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