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Anonymous (ID: tthats bl (( : . 35 No. 39431 021 it
Cool black eple stories
aee at friends house, has black
eterna out he has like at other black friends ever
ewe around, having a good time
shrinking seme mt. dew in a cup
all of the sudden i get tee worked up
ethe word " ******** slips out of my mouth
creem is dead ******* silent
Onegin to sweat, looking around nervously
eeh ****** ****
afriend leeks atme
e" thuh **** did just say, bitch?"
emeritus face, he leeks pissed
e" Whear, dude. Sorry. **** ."
ehim and his friends get scary and serious
afriend turns to this HUGE ***** friend behind him
ewe man: ice dis ***** ."
ehe starts walking towards me
elm scared ********
ehe eames real closets me
Means down in myface
ice in my mt. dew
sentire house echoes with ****** laughter
enema" that I think about it, it was pretty goddamn funny
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#2 - metired (10/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#9 - dflash ONLINE (10/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm black and all of my white friends say ***** / ****** around me.... Little does everyone know, nothing's really offensive if you don't give any ***** . It seems like people everywhere are just looking for reasons to be offended nowadays :l
#11 - kennyh (10/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me, taking a Wellness class in college
>Take "backpacking and camping" do it all the time, easy
>Some blacks, mostly white
>Guy walks past fire saying "once you go black you don't go back"
>Words come out of my mouth
>"Yea because your family disowns you"
>Dead silence. Everyone stares.
>black girl says "You better be glad there aren't more of us here"
>More word jump out of my mouth without permission
>"Well I don't have to worry about that because most of you are in jail"
>MFW all the black people laugh and the white people get pissed at me
#26 - ujellybro (10/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I feel almost privileged. All my black friends don't care that I say 						*****					.    
But then when I say it around my white brother he flips the 						****					 out   
   
this 						****					 is backwards
I feel almost privileged. All my black friends don't care that I say ***** .
But then when I say it around my white brother he flips the **** out

this **** is backwards
#23 - fabledmocker **User deleted account** (10/19/2013) [-]
MFW I'm in the lockeroom after practice and out of habit I say "Move ******* " loudly when I'm trying to get to the shower before I realize that everyone around me is black.
#4 - brianneverdie (10/18/2013) [-]
<--- me after saying ****** to a bunch of black....
#3 - downtrail (10/18/2013) [-]
This is glorious.
User avatar #18 - jacklane (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to have a black friend, until I sold him.
#35 - spawnconnery (10/19/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>me, my brother and some friends want to go to the movies
>two of our friends are black
>get ride from their dad
>everyone gets in the car before me
>I climb in the car
>blackdad is looking at me and holding out his hand
>almost pull out my wallet and tip the man
>realize all it was was one of those black people shake things
>attempt it as best that my whiteniscity allows
>mfw I nearly tipped a black man for giving me a ride
#33 - superbanned (10/19/2013) [-]
&gt;Be Me   
&gt;Walking up to a group of black people   
&gt;don't notice me   
&gt;&quot;Sup 						******					&quot;   
&gt;Everyone looks at me   
&gt;I look back   
&gt;15 minutes of stare   
&gt;a second later, everyone laughs   
&gt;MFW I'm black too
>Be Me
>Walking up to a group of black people
>don't notice me
>"Sup ****** "
>Everyone looks at me
>I look back
>15 minutes of stare
>a second later, everyone laughs
>MFW I'm black too
#16 - scantoz (10/18/2013) [-]
Black people are cool as **** . I use to hang out with Somalians and even they'd call me " ***** " So I said it back and no anger, nothing.
#39 - tiredoflonliness (10/19/2013) [-]
******					 be like
****** be like
#71 - invshika ONLINE (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**invshika rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Serial butt stabber ** damn black people, you scary
**invshika rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at Serial butt stabber ** damn black people, you scary
#57 - snakefire (10/19/2013) [-]
>playing skullgirls with black friend
>Beat him
>He shouts "YOU DIRTY ******* ****** " Note, he said ****** not *****
>I got straight up called a ****** by an actual black person

Reality then collapsed.
#62 - serterazi (10/19/2013) [-]
iced
User avatar #7 - churrundo ONLINE (10/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not even black, but I use the word ****** with the same connotation as blacks use it with other blacks. Connotes camaraderie.
#21 - swiggityswoner (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me, much too young to remember upcoming happenings
>live in predominantly white neighborhood, as dark as it gets is our Hispanic neighbors
>mom's boyfriend taking me to mcdonald's for lunch after picking me up from my grandma's
>mom's boyfriend standing in line behind big black guy about to take his order
>I get a good look and suddenly I get very excited and point at him, apparently never having seen a black man before or I hadn't noticed the difference yet
>"eww!! Yucky!! Ew ewww!!"
>huge smile on my face, not nearly grasping the situation
>mom's boyfriend starts freaking out, probably sweating profusely by this point in time
>"oh man, I'm so sorry", tries to shut me up
>it's not working
>he laughs
>"It's alright, don't worry about it."
years later, my mom tells me and I'm face palming with the power of a thousand burning suns.
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