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never change, /k

up love from work
driving home
Whanted to stop by mcdonalds to pick up something small
up, drive thru too long, decide to walk in and get our orders.
Awaiting in line, a couple of stereotypical hipster looking females in the line across from me.
look at me, and frown. must be my ******
waiting in line.
Achter hear one ofthem talking about how I' mjust a crazed gunnuh
Horn to look at them "Excuse me, but ifyou do have something to say, I' m all ears."
look over. one ofthem saying "Quit listening in on our conversation. shrimp dick."
h boy.
continues "and besides, we have common sense unlike you, wanting those guns off of our streets, while you people around."
at reply "Well I have plenty ohcomeon sense, and unlike you, I like to keep my rights intact, while I tryto put some common sense into people like you-"
replies "Your killing machines kills more children stop criminals"
her where she gets her facts
t site her source and continues blabbering on
may "Look, lady, Its my money. I work for it, and I can buy whatever I damn please. Its a free country, and I followers law. Now calm down, and go buy your kids meal with mommie' s credit card."
for my order a few moments later
in awe
Beitch two steps in. "At least we aren' t racist homophobics'
sh upstanding African American citizen walks in.
says "Whats the issue?"
C) h, nothing dear, I got coolchicken mcnuggets_"
in and give him a kiss on the lips
go back to the car
ccan' t happen to notice the two bitches amazed at happened
rest and have hot gay sex with black boyfriend.
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#2 - caffeinecommissar (04/24/2014) [-]
Obviously one of /k/'s more fictious stories, come on FJ, you've got more class than this.
User avatar #25 to #2 - olisaurus (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #26 to #25 - aznzeus (04/25/2014) [-]
he invented the ak-47
User avatar #27 to #26 - olisaurus (04/25/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #18 to #2 - iizsimon (04/25/2014) [-]
jesus that's one good and well written story
#30 to #18 - caffeinecommissar (04/25/2014) [-]
I was there at /k/'s funeral-thread for him, weirdest night before Christmas ever:

Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
Except one deranged oddly decaffeinated adult,
was crying like a bitch in the corner of the room.
#8 - pentol (04/25/2014) [-]
of all the things i expected, i did not expect that.
#11 - miia ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
i finally get to use this
#10 - xcoreyx (04/25/2014) [-]
I was wondering where "love" was during this whole thing
#14 - hudge (04/25/2014) [-]
Well done, /k/omrade.
Well done, /k/omrade.
#13 - kulamia (04/25/2014) [-]
Of all the things I don;t think happened, I really hope this one did.
#3 - skullball ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #20 to #3 - nommonsterbaa (04/25/2014) [-]
DyE - Fantasy - Official Video
Weird ass music video, that is.
#5 to #3 - doomeythekink ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
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#7 - dizzyhills (04/25/2014) [-]
thats what im talking about
thats what im talking about
#29 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
Painfully fake.
#1 - atrocitustheking (04/24/2014) [-]
Absolutely perfect.
User avatar #15 - sylvanio (04/25/2014) [-]
Took me longer than wanted to figure out that this was being told by a girl
User avatar #19 to #15 - sinonyx (04/25/2014) [-]
"a couple of stereotypical hipster looking females"

User avatar #21 to #15 - miia ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
"hot gay sex"
#16 to #15 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
"hot gay sex", nope.
User avatar #31 - evanxzile (04/25/2014) [-]
OP is still a faggot.
#24 - John Cena (04/25/2014) [-]
People parading their love of guns like this are just as annoying as people who wear MLP or weed shirts to purposely cause a conflict
User avatar #28 to #24 - gainesy (04/25/2014) [-]
I don't see how wearing something should symbolize a cause of conflict.

it's just like wearing a band shirt or work attire.
if your shirt said " **** all dirty ******* , go to hell!" then that would be different.
#23 - therealslimdavey (04/25/2014) [-]
his face when those bitches **** their pants
User avatar #6 - whycanticaps (04/25/2014) [-]
That's a wonderful story
#4 - micekill (04/24/2014) [-]
damn
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