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    User avatar#8 - huffe
    Reply+50
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
    #149 to #8 - bumbumbumbumbumbum
    Reply0
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    How many babies does it take to paint a house?

    Depends how hard you throw them.
    #130 to #8 - beathy
    Reply+5
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?   
 One baby nailed to ten trees    
What was the baby doing in the freezer?   
 Just chillin'    
What was the baby doing in the blender?   
 About 100 kilometers per hour
    Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
    One baby nailed to ten trees
    What was the baby doing in the freezer?
    Just chillin'
    What was the baby doing in the blender?
    About 100 kilometers per hour
    #128 to #8 - greenstrongworld
    Reply+1
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Obligatory: How do you fit a dead baby in a cup?
    #132 to #128 - greenstrongworld
    Reply+1
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Blender
    #126 to #8 - greenstrongworld
    Reply0
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    What's the warmest thing left in a dead baby's body?
    #131 to #126 - greenstrongworld
    Reply+4
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    My cock.
    #123 to #8 - announcement
    Reply+2
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?   
 It depends on how hard you can throw them.
    How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?
    It depends on how hard you can throw them.
    User avatar#145 to #123 - ekkeerr
    Reply0
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    It depends on how hard you throw.
    #109 to #8 - lotlizard
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    #59 to #8 - stormtrooperbob
    Reply+27
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    A woman is giving birth at the hospital and the baby is finally crowning.

    "Push! Push!", said the doctor.

    After much pushing the baby finally comes out.

    The doctor looks at the baby.

    Then he starts beating it in the face.

    Then he passes the baby to the nurse. The nurse starts kicking the baby like a ball.

    During this the mother is freaking out.

    "What the hell is going on!?", she screams.

    After slam dunking the baby into the floor the doctor looks up at the woman and says, "April Fools it was already dead!"
    #148 to #59 - guenane
    Reply0
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    heheheheh... i am a horrible person for laughting so much at this...
    User avatar#77 to #59 - mitchr
    Reply+6
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    That... that is horrible.
    I hate myself for laughing. Why can't I stop?
    #37 to #8 - funnyyjunkerr
    Reply+7
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of rocks?
    you cant pick up the rocks with a pitchfork
    #36 to #8 - anon id: 8fc64fe8
    Reply0
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    What's the difference between a baby cemetery and my closet?

    the dirt
    #35 to #8 - himyouknowwho
    Reply+19
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    keep them coming
    keep them coming
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    #19 to #8 - thebeerdude
    Reply+5
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
    User avatar
    #20 to #19 - thebeerdude
    Reply+21
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    You don't **** a sandwich before eating it.

    Damn this joke seems is retarded now i'm writing it down
    #9 to #8 - chaotickaas
    Reply+182
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    you take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline
    you take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline
    User avatar#122 to #9 - commontroll
    Reply0
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    I don't.
    User avatar#56 to #9 - lawerancearm
    Reply+5
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    What's the difference between bananas and strawberries and a dead baby?
    #58 to #56 - chaotickaas
    Reply+5
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    what?
    User avatar#61 to #58 - lawerancearm
    Reply+18
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    I don't like bananas and strawberries in my smoothies.
    User avatar#27 to #9 - explore
    Reply+4
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    What's red, pink and sits in the corner?
    #28 to #27 - chaotickaas
    Reply+4
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    what?
    User avatar#29 to #28 - explore
    Reply+9
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    A baby chewing on a razor blade.
    #30 to #29 - chaotickaas
    Reply+5
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
    User avatar#31 to #30 - explore
    Reply+6
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    I don't photograph Ferraris?
    #32 to #31 - chaotickaas
    Reply+28
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    I don't have a ferrari in my garage
    I don't have a ferrari in my garage
    #98 to #32 - goodpsize
    Reply+2
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    and if I had, i wouldn't cum on it
    User avatar#38 to #32 - explore
    Reply+3
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    What's red, pink, green and sits in the corner?
    #45 to #38 - chaotickaas
    Reply+3
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    what?
    User avatar#46 to #45 - explore
    Reply+19
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    The same baby, 4 months later.
    User avatar#10 to #9 - huffe
    Reply+13
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    how do you make a dead baby float?
    #11 to #10 - chaotickaas
    Reply+50
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    you take your foot off it's head
    you take your foot off it's head
    User avatar#12 to #11 - huffe
    Reply+22
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    or:
    two sccops of dead baby, then fill the rest with root beer
    #13 to #12 - chaotickaas
    Reply+5
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    what has 4 legs and one arm?
    User avatar#14 to #13 - huffe
    Reply+3
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    what?
    #15 to #14 - chaotickaas
    Reply+43
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    a dobermann in a children's playground!
    a dobermann in a children's playground!
    #16 to #15 - huffe
    Reply+20
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#18 to #16 - biscuitsunited#398 on commentsRank#398
    Reply+13
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?
    User avatar#22 to #18 - zezenzerg
    Reply+52
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    they never get old.
    User avatar#93 to #22 - mrrkilla
    Reply+9
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Whats the best thing about 25-year-olds?
    User avatar#94 to #93 - mrrkilla
    Reply+9
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Theres 20 of them
    User avatar#158 to #94 - incognitoad
    Reply+3
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Whats the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?


    You can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork.

    ****** my other comment sorry =(
    #155 to #94 - incognitoad
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    #57 to #22 - repostal
    Reply+13
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    What do you get when you crush a baby's skull with your bare hands?

    An erection
    User avatar#33 to #22 - everheat
    Reply+7
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    Oh god yes.
    User avatar#25 to #22 - biscuitsunited#398 on commentsRank#398
    Reply+6
    (10/22/2013)[-]
    This guy
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