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User avatar #8 - huffe
Reply +50 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
#149 to #8 - bumbumbumbumbumbum
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.
#130 to #8 - beathy
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees What was the baby doing in the freezer? Just chillin' What was the baby doing in the blender? About 100 kilometers per hour
Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees
What was the baby doing in the freezer?
Just chillin'
What was the baby doing in the blender?
About 100 kilometers per hour
User avatar #128 to #8 - greenstrongworld
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
Obligatory: How do you fit a dead baby in a cup?
User avatar #132 to #128 - greenstrongworld
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
Blender
User avatar #126 to #8 - greenstrongworld
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
What's the warmest thing left in a dead baby's body?
User avatar #131 to #126 - greenstrongworld
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
My cock.
#123 to #8 - announcement
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? It depends on how hard you can throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?
It depends on how hard you can throw them.
User avatar #145 to #123 - ekkeerr
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
It depends on how hard you throw.
#109 to #8 - lotlizard
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User avatar #59 to #8 - stormtrooperbob
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
A woman is giving birth at the hospital and the baby is finally crowning.

"Push! Push!", said the doctor.

After much pushing the baby finally comes out.

The doctor looks at the baby.

Then he starts beating it in the face.

Then he passes the baby to the nurse. The nurse starts kicking the baby like a ball.

During this the mother is freaking out.

"What the hell is going on!?", she screams.

After slam dunking the baby into the floor the doctor looks up at the woman and says, "April Fools it was already dead!"
User avatar #148 to #59 - guenane
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
heheheheh... i am a horrible person for laughting so much at this...
User avatar #77 to #59 - mitchr
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
That... that is horrible.
I hate myself for laughing. Why can't I stop?
#37 to #8 - funnyyjunkerr
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of rocks?
you cant pick up the rocks with a pitchfork
#36 to #8 - anon id: 8fc64fe8
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a baby cemetery and my closet?

the dirt
#35 to #8 - himyouknowwho
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
keep them coming
keep them coming
User avatar #19 to #8 - thebeerdude
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
User avatar #20 to #19 - thebeerdude
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
You don't **** a sandwich before eating it.

Damn this joke seems is retarded now i'm writing it down
#9 to #8 - chaotickaas
Reply +182 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
you take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline
you take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline
User avatar #122 to #9 - commontroll
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #56 to #9 - lawerancearm
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
What's the difference between bananas and strawberries and a dead baby?
#58 to #56 - chaotickaas
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #61 to #58 - lawerancearm
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
I don't like bananas and strawberries in my smoothies.
User avatar #27 to #9 - explore
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
What's red, pink and sits in the corner?
#28 to #27 - chaotickaas
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #29 to #28 - explore
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
#30 to #29 - chaotickaas
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
User avatar #31 to #30 - explore
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
I don't photograph Ferraris?
#32 to #31 - chaotickaas
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
I don't have a ferrari in my garage
I don't have a ferrari in my garage
#98 to #32 - goodpsize
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
and if I had, i wouldn't cum on it
User avatar #38 to #32 - explore
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
What's red, pink, green and sits in the corner?
#45 to #38 - chaotickaas
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #46 to #45 - explore
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
The same baby, 4 months later.
User avatar #10 to #9 - huffe
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
how do you make a dead baby float?
#11 to #10 - chaotickaas
Reply +50 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
you take your foot off it's head
you take your foot off it's head
User avatar #12 to #11 - huffe
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
or:
two sccops of dead baby, then fill the rest with root beer
#13 to #12 - chaotickaas
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
what has 4 legs and one arm?
User avatar #14 to #13 - huffe
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
what?
#15 to #14 - chaotickaas
Reply +43 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
a dobermann in a children's playground!
a dobermann in a children's playground!
#16 to #15 - huffe
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #16 - biscuitsunited
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?
User avatar #22 to #18 - zezenzerg
Reply +52 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
they never get old.
User avatar #93 to #22 - mrrkilla
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
Whats the best thing about 25-year-olds?
User avatar #94 to #93 - mrrkilla
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
Theres 20 of them
User avatar #158 to #94 - incognitoad
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
Whats the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?


You can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork.

****** my other comment sorry =(
#155 to #94 - incognitoad
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User avatar #57 to #22 - repostal
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
What do you get when you crush a baby's skull with your bare hands?

An erection
User avatar #33 to #22 - everheat
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
Oh god yes.
User avatar #25 to #22 - biscuitsunited
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(10/22/2013) [-]
This guy
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