How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees
What was the baby doing in the freezer?
Just chillin'
What was the baby doing in the blender?
About 100 kilometers per hour

Obligatory: How do you fit a dead baby in a cup?

Blender

What's the warmest thing left in a dead baby's body?

My cock.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?
It depends on how hard you can throw them.

It depends on how hard you throw.

A woman is giving birth at the hospital and the baby is finally crowning.

"Push! Push!", said the doctor.

After much pushing the baby finally comes out.

The doctor looks at the baby.

Then he starts beating it in the face.

Then he passes the baby to the nurse. The nurse starts kicking the baby like a ball.

During this the mother is freaking out.

"What the hell is going on!?", she screams.

After slam dunking the baby into the floor the doctor looks up at the woman and says, "April Fools it was already dead!"

That... that is horrible.
I hate myself for laughing. Why can't I stop?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of rocks?
you cant pick up the rocks with a pitchfork

keep them coming

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

You don't **** a sandwich before eating it.

Damn this joke seems is retarded now i'm writing it down

you take your shoes off when you jump on a trampoline

I don't.

What's the difference between bananas and strawberries and a dead baby?

what?

I don't like bananas and strawberries in my smoothies.

What's red, pink and sits in the corner?

what?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't photograph Ferraris?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage

and if I had, i wouldn't cum on it

What's red, pink, green and sits in the corner?

what?

The same baby, 4 months later.

how do you make a dead baby float?

you take your foot off it's head

or:
two sccops of dead baby, then fill the rest with root beer

what has 4 legs and one arm?

what?

a dobermann in a children's playground!

Whats the best thing about dead baby jokes?

they never get old.

Whats the best thing about 25-year-olds?

Theres 20 of them

Whats the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?


You can't unload the marbles with a pitchfork.

****** my other comment sorry =(

What do you get when you crush a baby's skull with your bare hands?

An erection

Oh god yes.