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#2744 - willindor (02/22/2013) [-]
Have faith brothers! It is only a matter of time for the show stops. Hold the line and praise the Emperor until then.
#2753 to #2744 - dtox (02/23/2013) [-]
Your emperor is nothing more than a heap of bones, his soul picked clean and his imperium in pieces.

All that remains is chaos.
#2787 to #2753 - willindor (02/23/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about our Emperor, you little heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kasrkins, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids inside the Eye of Terror, and I have over 3000 confirmed purges. I am trained in hive warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Cadian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Holy Terra, mark my bloody words. You think you can get away with saying that heresy to me over the warp? Think again, Xeno-lover. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Inquisitors across the Segmentum Obscurus and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, heretic. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Lasgun. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Imperium, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bloody tongue.
#2797 to #2787 - dtox (02/23/2013) [-]
> tfw glorious nurgle master race
#3019 to #2797 - nurgle ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Glooooorious
User avatar #3022 to #3019 - dtox (02/24/2013) [-]
You like my drawing? :P
#3099 to #3022 - nurgle ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Love it
#2758 to #2753 - anonymous (02/23/2013) [-]
I fucking knew it!
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