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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - samoaspider
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(08/19/2014) [-]
>beautiful
>engineer

pick one. calling ******** because of mermaid effect
Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
User avatar #10 to #3 - hecatonchires
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I'm in class with a beautifull engineer, agreed they're rare, but they do exist.
User avatar #11 to #10 - defeats
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How long has it been since you stopped trying?
User avatar #12 to #11 - hecatonchires
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Stopped trying what?
User avatar #17 to #12 - defeats
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To get laid.
User avatar #24 to #17 - hecatonchires
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Since I got a girlfriend.
User avatar #14 to #3 - secondlawprevails
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Dunno I'm at WVU learning to be an engineer and we've got our share of 10/10's. They're rare, and almost never without a boyfriend, but they exist.
User avatar #26 to #3 - jaynsilentbob
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(08/19/2014) [-]
My friends gf is an engineer and she's pretty banging
User avatar #28 to #3 - garymotherfingoak
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sooooo smart people can't be attractive because of a long term theory when OP called her a "new" girl?
User avatar #19 to #3 - ericzxvc
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Actually studies show that on average good looking people are smarter than less attractive people. Obviously there are exceptions for the super geniuses that are weird looking but they're not average.
#27 to #19 - garymotherfingoak
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(08/19/2014) [-]
>studies show
User avatar #35 to #27 - ericzxvc
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User avatar #37 to #35 - garymotherfingoak
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so in otherwords you're too lazy to back up your statement

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User avatar #16 to #3 - askafj
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(08/19/2014) [-]
beautiful doesn't have to be the pornstars that you are used to seeing all the time.
#34 to #16 - anon id: 6f36749d
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you find worn-out chicks with fake tits beautiful?
User avatar #4 to #3 - fkelly
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>Implying manatees aren't as attractive as mermaids.
#7 to #4 - anon id: 6f36749d
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(08/19/2014) [-]
you'd put yo dick in anything that has a heartbeat, won't ya?
User avatar #8 to #7 - fkelly
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Yes Jk Heartbeat isn't a necessity
#13 to #7 - anon id: ce7734dc
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oh please, I'm willing to bet there's some desperate enough people on this site that'd **** a hole in the ground.
#25 to #13 - thecrayzeeman
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(08/19/2014) [-]
I'm willing to bet there's someone who made a hole in the ground just to **** it.
#18 to #3 - nemecyst
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(08/19/2014) [-]
I lived on a mix-gender floor of engineers last year (and this upcoming year) and quite a few of the girls were very attractive.

Being smart doesn't all of a sudden make you ugly as ****
User avatar #15 - dabugman
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(08/19/2014) [-]
Be 17
Just got first car
Feeling all bad ass cause of it (first one to have license and car among close friends)
Been seeing a 7/10 on the street 10/10 in bed (she's a dancer all kinds of flexible)
Driving around with her one day, heading to the "hills" for a space cruise
She starts talking relationship ****, says just wants to be friends
I stop the car reach over open her door and tell her i have enough friends and to get out
Fast forward about 10 years, go to a bar, see she is the bartender.
Ask her if she remembers me, she does. Can tell she's waiting for an apology or something
"So how was your walk home from the woods?"
she was not happy
User avatar #29 to #15 - Schwarzenegger
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(08/19/2014) [-]
u fukin rekt her m8
User avatar #20 to #15 - matamune
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(08/19/2014) [-]
☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ REKT-it Ralph
☑ Total REKTall
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#1 - noobiereaper
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(08/19/2014) [-]
What a cunt.
#6 to #1 - anon id: 27df77fb
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(08/19/2014) [-]
Because he took control? ************* have such double standards.

"Friendzone the bitch."

He does.

"YOU DIDN''T GET WITH HER? FAGGOT."
#9 to #6 - noobiereaper
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(08/19/2014) [-]
wtf? she wsa a cunt
#2 to #1 - anon id: cbd51651
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**** her right in the pussy
#21 to #2 - megusters
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User avatar #30 to #21 - rokkarokkaali
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That doesn't even word it correctly. Where do you get repeatedly from "**** her right in the pussy"?
User avatar #31 to #30 - megusters
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just ruins the joke even more c: I'd say that's the point
User avatar #32 to #31 - rokkarokkaali
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Oh, then keep doing what you're doing.
User avatar #33 to #32 - megusters
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okay c:
#22 to #21 - anon id: 7c69a01e
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pls no
User avatar #23 to #22 - megusters
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lol
#36 - stonerstanley
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#38 - nimithecat
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(08/19/2014) [-]
Okay ladies and gentlemondos, I'm gonna need you to read this in my Dandy Voice.

There is no friendzone.

It's either a chick wants to ride your space ship or not.
Also heads up, all of those guys that she ****** before you? Heads up, now you're touching where their dongs have been. It's like peeing in an unflushed urinal that had 15 other guys take a pit stop in.

It's like showing up to a Boobies stand, the bitch clerk gives you boring-ass fries and for hours while you're waiting for your whopper boobies.

_ You could choose to settle for the fries_ while waiting for your whopper, or you could just GTFO to another restaurant that gives you what you came for.

The dumb damsel is serving the other hungry customers, but not you.
You're starving, man. You're ******* starving, and those fries of friendship won't keep you alive forever. You hunger for love, she knows you're hungry, and let's you starve while handing a fresh plate to every other customer.

The friendzone is nothing but a word of hope, baby. Vain hope like the words given by the pope in the 20th century. it doesn't exist, it's just wishful thinkin'. If you come to a lady and you're expecting a commitment, bail out at the first sign that she's bangin' another dude.

When a lady wants your space car parked in her hangar, oh baby she'll savea spot for you, she'll have your name on it, she'll even ******* valet-park your vehicle in there for you if you don't get a clue!

And boy, if she knows you're waitin', and she tells you about her other customers getting service, there is an exclusion. A disconnection from you and her boobies!

So you've got two choices, my bromingo, either settle for fruitless friendship and expect no change, or go for a lady that wants you park in her lady-garage. And if you want one with a commitment, go for one with a sweet heart, baby.
Eventually the ride's gotta stop.
☆☆☆☆☆ ☆
[big]Yours truly, Dandy.[big]☆☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆
#39 to #38 - bioconstriculative
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That was beautiful, man.
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