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#1 - noobiereaper (08/19/2014) [+] (10 replies)
What a cunt.
#2 to #1 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
**** her right in the pussy
#3 - samoaspider (08/19/2014) [+] (20 replies)
>beautiful
>engineer

pick one. calling ******** because of mermaid effect
Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
User avatar #15 - dabugman (08/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Be 17
Just got first car
Feeling all bad ass cause of it (first one to have license and car among close friends)
Been seeing a 7/10 on the street 10/10 in bed (she's a dancer all kinds of flexible)
Driving around with her one day, heading to the "hills" for a space cruise
She starts talking relationship **** , says just wants to be friends
I stop the car reach over open her door and tell her i have enough friends and to get out
Fast forward about 10 years, go to a bar, see she is the bartender.
Ask her if she remembers me, she does. Can tell she's waiting for an apology or something
"So how was your walk home from the woods?"
she was not happy
#38 - nimithecat ONLINE (08/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Okay ladies and gentlemondos, I'm gonna need you to read this in my Dandy Voice.

There is no friendzone.

It's either a chick wants to ride your space ship or not.
Also heads up, all of those guys that she ****** before you? Heads up, now you're touching where their dongs have been. It's like peeing in an unflushed urinal that had 15 other guys take a pit stop in.

It's like showing up to a Boobies stand, the bitch clerk gives you boring-ass fries and for hours while you're waiting for your whopper boobies.

_ You could choose to settle for the fries_ while waiting for your whopper, or you could just GTFO to another restaurant that gives you what you came for.

The dumb damsel is serving the other hungry customers, but not you.
You're starving, man. You're ******* starving, and those fries of friendship won't keep you alive forever. You hunger for love, she knows you're hungry, and let's you starve while handing a fresh plate to every other customer.

The friendzone is nothing but a word of hope, baby. Vain hope like the words given by the pope in the 20th century. it doesn't exist, it's just wishful thinkin'. If you come to a lady and you're expecting a commitment, bail out at the first sign that she's bangin' another dude.

When a lady wants your space car parked in her hangar, oh baby she'll savea spot for you, she'll have your name on it, she'll even ******* valet-park your vehicle in there for you if you don't get a clue!

And boy, if she knows you're waitin', and she tells you about her other customers getting service, there is an exclusion. A disconnection from you and her boobies!

So you've got two choices, my bromingo, either settle for fruitless friendship and expect no change, or go for a lady that wants you park in her lady-garage. And if you want one with a commitment, go for one with a sweet heart, baby.
Eventually the ride's gotta stop.
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[big]Yours truly, Dandy.[big]☆☆☆ ☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆
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