my hand is my only console
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Carefully compare specs
of each system.
Google “is about one or pad better?" when you realize you
have no idea what the hardware specs actually mean.
that your gamer friends which system they re getting when
you realise the internet is Full of than
Realize your gamer are the
fans from the Internet.
Say screw it and fite a coin, most games
end up consoles anyway.
Start putting together a warm outfit and some
camping supplies to prepare for the midnight launch.
Call in sick to work the day before the release
so you can secure your place in line,
Go out in the freezing get in the already huge Ii-
HEY WAIT A SEC-' f
Realize that the coin you stimmt is pretty much all the
money you haye.' so you can' t even come close to affording
Remember you already have a current gen console, so
just borrow some games from a friend when dumping theirs
in favor inexpensive next gen condomless and a handful
of mediocre launch titles.