my gf is very shy. wish she knew she was my gf tho.. "DID YOU SEE THAT? HE TRIED TO RAPE ME!!!"
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my gf is very shy

wish she knew she was my gf tho

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#72 - deadmuerto (11/24/2013) [-]
why don't japs care for new TVs?

they see in widescreen all their lives
User avatar #58 - fuzzypickles **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
I hate how scared asian people are.
I held the door open for this asian bitch in my school and she kept her head down lower than usual and started frowning.
bitch didnt even say thank you
User avatar #73 to #58 - onlyonesnoopy (11/24/2013) [-]
It's the same for most Asian women in porn.
Just can't get the wood these days.
User avatar #75 to #73 - fuzzypickles **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
i dont quite understand your comment
User avatar #71 to #58 - leobreacker (11/24/2013) [-]
You're not a nice guy if you're expecting something from someone in public...
'bitch didnt even say thank you'

So what? She is socially awkward.
#84 to #71 - kmichel (11/24/2013) [-]
Of course you can be nice and expect gratitude in return. It's expected in most societies, and considered rude if someone doesn't give thanks. People don't hold the door open for strangers, or let pedestrians cross the street because they want to hear thanks or get waved at in appreciation...the original intention is to help someone in an act of kindness and gratitude is an expected response. If that good intention is there, then you are a nice guy for your action regardless of how you act (within reason) to their response.
User avatar #74 to #71 - fuzzypickles **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
If it was just one asian chick that did it i'd be fine, but its like 95% of them.
even if they smiled.
but they just coyly walk past me scared of the big scary black man i am.
#85 to #74 - kmichel (11/24/2013) [-]
I have a feminine black friend in my Chinese language class. Whenever he walks past Asian girls at night, and they're next to a building, they hug the walls in terror as he walks past. I feel bad for the guy. Japanese seem to the most shy by far. Once when I asked for the time midday, two Japanese men ran away from me. It's not uncommon for them to run away if they're not comfortable with the English language despite being able to speak it.
User avatar #80 to #74 - leobreacker (11/24/2013) [-]
I have yet to meet a socially awkward asian woman..I have so many asian friends its crazy, and yet they are all fine. Judging an entire country over a few girls is shallow, and close minded.
User avatar #81 to #80 - fuzzypickles **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
Ok bitch
User avatar #82 to #81 - leobreacker (11/24/2013) [-]
With this attitude, no wonder they are afraid of you.
User avatar #83 to #82 - fuzzypickles **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
Im nice irl

i only type like this on fj because of the psuedo anonymity, it alows me to vent bitch
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User avatar #62 to #58 - junkiesrevenge (11/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #62 - fuzzypickles **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
Im jessie pinkman bitch
User avatar #55 - superanonymouspers (11/24/2013) [-]
"B-Baka! Don't grab me so suddenly!"
User avatar #54 - mysticprophecy (11/24/2013) [-]
#52 - lazaman (11/24/2013) [-]
She looks like he just pulled a gun out and told her to suck his dick.
User avatar #63 to #52 - vortexrain (11/24/2013) [-]
Isn't that how you're supposed to pick up women?
#65 to #63 - lazaman (11/24/2013) [-]
No this is.
No this is.
User avatar #66 to #65 - vortexrain (11/24/2013) [-]
I'll try that next time.
#29 - pokemonmastersteve **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the story of that guy with the weird (´・ω・`) emoticon trying to impress that Denko girl.

For those wondering:
#90 to #29 - lemonylove ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
omg. thats seriously horrifying
User avatar #87 to #29 - conoriskool (11/24/2013) [-]
took me an age to read through them posts! Was worth it though
#86 to #29 - talfur ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
I spent way too long reading that entire thing.

>mfw reading that and not knowing its vailidity.
User avatar #78 to #29 - justmedude (11/24/2013) [-]
Damn, I just read all of that, went on for 5 pages. o.O

I really hope that guy was a troll, a troll with a really screwed up and scary imagination. Poor Denko.
User avatar #70 to #29 - progenitormimic (11/24/2013) [-]
I could only make it as far as "I sent her about 600 emails". Mein gott, there is social ineptitude and then there's this guy. But hey, at least he had the balls to try, even if he lacked the brains to stop.
User avatar #44 to #29 - loodee (11/24/2013) [-]
that's ******* hilarious
User avatar #41 to #29 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Some of the most painful few hours of my life were spent reading all that.
#26 - commandershit (11/24/2013) [-]
His shirt.... my OCD.... crap
User avatar #57 to #26 - tarekmig (11/24/2013) [-]
Or rather the fact that shirt looks like for a female
#46 to #26 - badasszilla (11/24/2013) [-]
I won't make fun of you, or be mean to you. I love you, you OCD-riddled, glorious manbeast.
#42 to #26 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 to #26 - danzoshimura (11/24/2013) [-]
Thats not OCD you asshat.
User avatar #25 - onewithpokerface (11/24/2013) [-]
She's actually so startled because she's Japanese.

Japan has a very xenophobic culture. Handshakes and hugging is completely taboo among strangers, workers, acquaintances and even teacher/students. So if you're not even comfortable giving your own boss/coworker a handshake, how are you going to react when a stranger tries to hold your hand?
#68 to #25 - dandyhandycandy (11/24/2013) [-]
Even if it was japan, which it isn't. The younger women, like in the content, aren't as xenophobic and try to be more westernized than their older counterparts.
User avatar #49 to #25 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
I thought it was the opposite. You kiss people as a greeting and stuff.
User avatar #30 to #25 - vikingfaen (11/24/2013) [-]
Except she's chinese.
User avatar #91 to #89 - vikingfaen (11/25/2013) [-]
So close though
User avatar #43 to #30 - failtolawl (11/24/2013) [-]
how do you know she is Chinese? Or that the two cultures don't share that trait like western cultures do for many other things?
User avatar #45 to #43 - vikingfaen (11/24/2013) [-]
Because I have seen the source, the man is in china.
User avatar #24 - swimmingprodigy (11/24/2013) [-]
>inb4 he gets shot and killed and feminists say it was completely justified
User avatar #76 to #24 - roliga (11/24/2013) [-]
**** off, feminism isn't even a real problem in the world just because some **** heads on FJ made some posts about it.
User avatar #21 - willisteal (11/24/2013) [-]
#51 to #21 - idontwantausername (11/24/2013) [-]
LAHWF on youtube.
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#18 - sebullon (11/24/2013) [-]
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#15 - shredznot (11/24/2013) [-]
**shredznot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Animal Hospital ** Bet you she 						*****					 like a wild horse though.
**shredznot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Animal Hospital ** Bet you she ***** like a wild horse though.
#13 - hoddon (11/24/2013) [-]
Wow if I saw Macklemore I'd be excited too
#48 to #13 - dbjorgo (11/24/2013) [-]
he actually has a video where he pretends to be Macklemore Pretending to be Macklemore
User avatar #50 to #48 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
Why didn't he do anything stupid for shock value?
User avatar #79 to #50 - goobyman (11/24/2013) [-]
that's ruining macklemore's image, that's illegal.
User avatar #88 to #79 - Leopard (11/24/2013) [-]
That's not illegal.
#11 - jtwagner (11/24/2013) [-]
I actually did that today, wandering around with my wife and I actually grabbed some ladies hand and told her I was ready to go home when she was.  legit hfw.
I actually did that today, wandering around with my wife and I actually grabbed some ladies hand and told her I was ready to go home when she was. legit hfw.
User avatar #27 to #11 - hyeroshi (11/24/2013) [-]
Was it worth being looked at funny by your wife and the feeling of awkward manliness?
#47 to #27 - badasszilla (11/24/2013) [-]
I would think so. I wish I had a wife to do this with.
#53 to #47 - azelot (11/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
day hasnt even started and you're already throwing feels
User avatar #69 to #53 - hyeroshi (11/24/2013) [-]
It's feels o'clock somewhere.
User avatar #56 to #9 - cjtsirhc (11/24/2013) [-]
that was funny I think this is better though.

#31 to #9 - xsnowshark (11/24/2013) [-]
I could feel the awkwardness through my computer screen   
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I could feel the awkwardness through my computer screen

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#23 to #9 - akaito (11/24/2013) [-]
Made me cringe a little bit
Made me cringe a little bit
User avatar #22 to #9 - snakefire (11/24/2013) [-]
This is why americans are stereotyped as annoying tourists.
User avatar #8 - mrjweezy (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey tho
User avatar #16 to #8 - grapefruity (11/24/2013) [-]
After that content, I consciously replace all instances which I would write 'though' with tho.

Just to get on his nerves (All tho I don't think it is a new thing for him)
User avatar #5 - whiteblob (11/24/2013) [-]
After watching it over and over again, she maybe thought he was going for her purse, I'd get scared too.
User avatar #6 to #5 - TheGhost ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Possibly a static shock as well.
User avatar #7 to #6 - whiteblob (11/24/2013) [-]
Maybe, made me remember of super hero Static Shock.
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