my friends are assholes. All the time.. The lowest form of betrayal.
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#8 - actionjonny (10/12/2013) [-]
The lowest form of betrayal.
The lowest form of betrayal.
#21 - abachonk (10/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I do this, I hadn't noticed it was wrong...
I do this, I hadn't noticed it was wrong...
#22 to #21 - Vooduty (10/12/2013) [-]
At least you learned.
At least you learned.
User avatar #1 - stonedphilosopher (10/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jokes on you!!!.. i have no friends
#23 - beergaroo (10/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw my best friend used to do this and get all the 						*****					 because "he was really funny"
mfw my best friend used to do this and get all the ***** because "he was really funny"
#32 - furryflava (10/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the 						****					 are friends?   
is it edible? can i eat it?
the **** are friends?
is it edible? can i eat it?
User avatar #45 - sigmundisdabest (10/12/2013) [-]
One time a friend of mine did this, and nobody laughed one bit.
He then turned to me and said: I thought your joke was funny.
I just shook my head and smiled to the poor guy forgivingly.
#38 - retepraamrod (10/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>At school with friends and several girls.
>There's this one kid name Jason who always makes the funniest jokes on the spot, total alpha male personality wise.
>I have to go, so I say "Autobots, roll out!" (my tagline) Only Jason hears me.
>Jason then stands up and says " and as Peter always says: autobots, roll out!"
>everyone laughs, girls all say "aaaawe."
>One girl says "we should add that to the Jason funny quotes list, then we can publish them in a school book!"
>MFW my tagline was unintentionally stolen.
>MFW people still attribute that line to him.
>MFW It is later published in a book.
#28 - twofreegerbils (10/12/2013) [-]
I used to have really good jokes in high school but I was too betamax to tell them to a large group of people

My friend would do this to me all the time
#27 - include (10/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When you say you don't get it.
When you say you don't get it.
#58 - spidahridah (10/12/2013) [-]
Holy 						****					, I HATE that.
Holy **** , I HATE that.
User avatar #4 - weightedtemp (10/12/2013) [-]
This has been my life for at least the past 5 years
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#31 - shadecrenshaw (10/12/2013) [-]
Well that just-I WILL ****** YOU IN YOUR SLEEP WE ARE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!
User avatar #30 - theincrediblemrk (10/12/2013) [-]
This used to happen to me, but I eventually forced my friend to cite his source, whenever he did this.
#26 - okberdal (10/12/2013) [-]
Bitch, did you just steal my joke?
Bitch, did you just steal my joke?
User avatar #25 - turkeyslapper (10/12/2013) [-]
My best friend who sat next to me in some classes would repeat my jokes and everyone laughed and lots of times they thought it was him. I think one time he said it was what I said. I was a bit annoyed, but I knew that I was really the funny one and he couldn't do that himself.

Some people don't realise that they're stealing your thunder, they are just really social and want everyone to hear the joke. My friend can be like that sometimes, it's just how he was brought up. He had two sisters and no brothers. So he was surrounded by girls.
User avatar #20 - ellwood (10/12/2013) [-]
05 - Always A Catch - The Dark Knight Soundtrack

mfw i was listening to this song when i saw this.
User avatar #19 - coreyds (10/12/2013) [-]
But sometimes they say that you just told him to the group. Then you have a good friend right there.
User avatar #16 - savvasp (10/12/2013) [-]
I have a friend that I tell jokes to so he can repeat them cause he's much better at it than me
#5 - humorouswaste (10/12/2013) [-]
i did a standup act for our highschools talent show and everyone laughed
no recording was ever found
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