Review of Ænima by Tool:

Stinkfist - 10/10 - Wonderfully infectious.
Eulogy - 10/10 - Amazing tribute to Bill Hicks.
H. - 10/10 - A great example of those Tool songs that begin so slow... and quite... then ends really strong.
Useful Idiot - 4/10 - It's an outro. Kinda pointless, but hey.
46 & 2 - 10/10 - This one kinda is a story. Mostly it's based off the teachings of Drunvalo Melchizadek.
Message To Harry Manback - 5.5/10 - A fairly messed up filler about a drunk Italian man cursing and wishing cancer upon Maynard (the vocalist, who has cancer).
Hooker With A Penis - 10/10 - This one is in my all-time favorites from Tool, simply put that it's a big "fuck you" to some guy who came up to them after one of their shows and told them they were sellouts.
Intermission - 8.5/10 - It's an intro.
Jimmy - 9.5/10 - Very emotional song. It tells the story of Maynard when he was just 11 years old when his mother became completely paralyzed. So Maynard never got to see him mother much from that day on.
Die Eier Von Satan - 9/10 - At first listen you might think it's a furious German dictator barking evil or dastardly orders but you will facepalm once you're told he's actually just chanting a cookie recipe. I'm not kidding, look it up.
Pushit - 10/10 - Just like with "H.", begins really slow and hush but then ends with a tremendous bang!
Cesaro Summability - 7/10 - This might be an intro or just a filler, I'm not sure.
Ænema - 10/10 - "Hooker With A Penis" might have been a "fuck you" to one guy, however, this song is massive "fuck you" to a whole state. California, to be precise.
(-) Ions - 6.5/10 - Pretty sure this is an outro. Reeeeally hard to tell with Tool.
Third Eye - 10/10 - Tool has a nag for making the last song on each album being the absolute craziest, and while this one is the tamest out of all of them, it's still crazy as balls.