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User avatar #30 - Himura (04/06/2014) [-]
The rap one needs to be redone, it would be more to the tune of:
* Beat starts *
* Pitbull warns us he's in this track. *
* Lil Wayne starts laughing *
Yo ***** , real ****** ain't got time to look at flowas, ***** .
I be makin moves to get mo money cuz I'm a moolionare
somehow all new rappers have all the money in the world as soon as they start rapping and don't need to rap but they do it for the love of rap.
dat's when I saw this chick that was so fine she could make any woman a lesbo
'dis stupid bitch was lookin at flowas an I was all,
"yo bitch wat dafuq u lookin at flowas fo bitch?"
"you need to be lookin atll dis paipa paper I be flossin'
she seen I was me an was all
"ooh ***** , let me suk yo cock and **** me wit yo big dick all night while we smoke weed eryday ***** "
yea, she was aight for a dumb bitch
* drops mic *
* track keeps playing while no one says anything *
* mandatory clip from old song that has absolutely nothing to do with this "song" *
* starts saying names of other rappers that say maybe three lines in track but because they're "established rappers" they have to be mentioned so they can take credit if newest rapper makes it "established rappers" can say it was thanks to them *
* Pitbull pops up saying random things in spanglish to pander to latinos *
User avatar #63 to #30 - christheace (04/06/2014) [-]
I pray for the misinformed soul who thinks this is what rap is
User avatar #79 to #63 - Himura (04/06/2014) [-]
While I agree that not all rap is like this, it seems like mainstream rap has boiled down to that formula or at least variations of that. Don't get me wrong I USED to love rap but this new stuff is 99% crap and it pains me to see what has happened to this once great music style.
User avatar #81 to #79 - christheace (04/06/2014) [-]
You silly human being

Earl Sweatshirt
MF DOOM
Flatbush Zombies
The Underachievers
Quasimoto
RatKing
Asap Rocky (Some songs)
Childish Gambino

The list goes on, you just have to look further than the mainstream
User avatar #82 to #81 - Himura (04/07/2014) [-]
I agree that the rappers you mentioned are very talented but the reason I am stuck listening to mainstream rap due to my housemates liking Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj and others like that on a constant basis,
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#60 to #30 - eddymolly (04/06/2014) [-]
Niiiccceee bitch
User avatar #46 to #30 - ventou (04/06/2014) [-]
oh boy you sure now a lot about Rap,don't you?
User avatar #78 to #46 - Himura (04/06/2014) [-]
I currently reside with 3 other adults who all listen to mainstream rap...all...damn...day.
User avatar #38 to #30 - mrevitcartta (04/06/2014) [-]
Immediately lost it at *Pitbull warns us he's in this track. *
#33 to #30 - Yojimbo (04/06/2014) [-]
Mainstream rap now is a joke. Nothing but an autotuned circlejerk between the biggest "rap" stars and the biggest pop stars. They expect people to pay money to listen to a seven minute "rap" that is nothing more than a shallow brag about how much money they have. It is impossible to take them seriously because they will put out a song about how hard they have it right after pumping out 4 songs about how great they have it over everyone. It's all about the money. Swearing always has it's place but now it's abused by lazy "rappers" who use words like ***** as filler in between every other word. And don't even get me started on the egos. But slap a robotic background beat that sounds just like all the rest and they'll sell a million downloads to people who actually believe they are gods.
User avatar #80 to #33 - Himura (04/06/2014) [-]
I agree with you wholeheartedly. The worst is when you try to prove that point to fans and they all act like because of one track I refuse to call the new stuff songs that talks about real issues that rapper is 100% hood and knows what they have gone through in life.
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